Randomness Funny Novels & Stories

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

I said “And you also shut up! Haven't you heard of love at first sight? And technically, this isn't your first date with the handicapped prince!” “Be nice Ari! You don't make fun of people's predicament! “Alright, I'm sorry!” Ari said, half snickering as she held her ears the way the humans on a soap opera we watched some time ago did whenever they apologized. "Yes, to the questions I have for you! Ari, how do you randomly remember stuff?” I asked and as an image of her face looking like a baboon flashed before my eyes, I burst out into uncontrollable laughter. Ari didn't know why I was laughing, but she laughed right along with me.

Although, I couldn't understand the reason why the young warrior said ‘I just got lucky’. “What if it wasn't luck as you guys believed?” Suddenly, they burst into a loud laughter in unison. “Really?” “Then what is it?” One of them surged forward. “Or you've also got some magical gift like Maddie does?” They chuckled softly, grinning before they burst into an erupting laughter. I frowned my brow at what seemed embarrassing to my image. “What exactly is so funny?” …And who the hell is the ‘Maddie’ in question?

Not liking the feeling of being made to feel like a fool. “It wasn’t that funny?” He retorts. Unable to stop herself from laughing, because Robins annoyance now making it even more of an amusement. Cammie shakes her head and tries to cover her uncontrollable giggles with her hand. Robin, grabs her hand from her mouth and pushes her hand down. “Tell me what’s so God damn funny woman.”

He was funny most of the time but somehow managed to take some of his jokes a little too far. “I like your creativity, but no. Come on, let’s make this a little more interesting people!” I said, now already done with my cider. Dante offered me another one which I wasted no time in raising to my lips. And as I did, everyone took their turn in guessing what activities had been occupying my time. They ranged from assassin training to nude painting and admittedly, we all laughed and drank ourselves silly until Randy yelled out, “Dante hasn’t said what he guessed. Tell her Dante, tell her your lame guess.” Dante rolled his eyes before saying, “It’s not lame!”

“It’s kinda gloomy in here, isn’t it? All..serious.” She suddenly clapped her hands. “I have an idea! How about we do something… fun? Just for a little bit. To, like, de stress?” I was wary. “Fun?” The concept felt alien. Fun was a luxury I’d never known. “Yeah! Like....” Rachel rummaged in her oversized, brightly colored bag that seemed to contain everything but a kitchen sink. She pulled out a small, sleek tablet. “I could show you some hilarious cat videos! Or, oh! Better yet! I have this app that makes your face do weird things. It’s totally stupid, but it always makes me laugh.”

Hey Nate, Did you do a weird thing? Let's see. You read comments on an online support group, saw one that caught your interest, couldn't suppress the urge to talk to the girl that wrote said comment, sent her the oddest email she's ever read, and then decided to forget that he ever sent the email in the first place. Is that weird? I'll leave you to answer that for yourself. And yes, I do have a sense of humor. Usually the dark kind, but it's still humor nonetheless, isn't it? But nowadays, very few things make me laugh. So,I don't know what to make of it. Does that still count as having a good sense of humor?

“Jayden, what does being famous and sweeping have in common?” Jayden didn’t miss a beat. “Both require stamina.” Even Randy laughed at that one until he accidentally inhaled rice from laughing and almost choked. Sandy handed him water, shaking her head. “Be grateful, at least you’re not doing community service on the road, uniforms and everything.” Randy couldn't still get ayden's joke out of his mind so he kept laughing. People in the cafeteria that were ready to gossip saw the atmosphere and changed their mind. Everyone started minding their business.

Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it.

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