Randomness Funny Novels & Stories

“Jayden, what does being famous and sweeping have in common?” Jayden didn’t miss a beat. “Both require stamina.” Even Randy laughed at that one until he accidentally inhaled rice from laughing and almost choked. Sandy handed him water, shaking her head. “Be grateful, at least you’re not doing community service on the road, uniforms and everything.” Randy couldn't still get ayden's joke out of his mind so he kept laughing. People in the cafeteria that were ready to gossip saw the atmosphere and changed their mind. Everyone started minding their business.

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As the night wore on and the wine continued to flow, our conversation meandered from topic to topic. We discussed love and destiny, our hopes and fears, punctuating serious moments with fits of giggles as the alcohol loosened our inhibitions. "You know what I think?" Cathy slurred, waving her glass for emphasis. "I think the universe has a weird sense of humor. Like, look at us. You're married to one brother but in love with the other. I'm falling for a guy who's so not my type. It's like some cosmic joke."

I replied to him. We started a random chat and before I knew it, I was laughing out loud. Fred is so funny, I really enjoyed his company today. We stayed up while chatting and he said so many funny things that made me laugh.

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he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

Trying to kill our boredom, we started to crack jokes and laugh as were on crack, but now I was running out of them, this was the last I could think of. "Awh man, this was a good one" Scarlet said laughing as she slapped my arm. I frowned and hit her back while she look at me confusedly. "Why'd you hit me?" She pouted and I caressed the place where I hit her and shrugged. Throwing a rock at a random person, he shrieked and ran away, I sat on the ground thinking over the purpose of our lives and existence. "Hey! There you are" This dude came out of nowhere grabbing me and then hugged me. I was about to headbutt me when I breathed in his scent. Sandalwood and Cinnamon.

We're stranded. I start laughing like a madman, the sound echoing through the forest. Adam looks at me, his face a mixture of concern and confusion. "What's so funny?" he asks, clearly perplexed by my strange reaction to the situation. I look at him and grin, my eyes glittering with a dangerous light. "Everything," I say. "It's all so absurd."

Jota leaned against the doorway, his gaze fixed on his friends with a fond smile. He had a hint of amusement in his eyes, the kind that comes from watching loved ones enjoy a carefree moment. His own chuckles blended with theirs, and he couldn't help but shake his head at their playful antics. Samuel suddenly burst into a fit of laughter, pointing at a random object as if it held the secret to the universe. "You know what's funny, guys? Penguins! They walk all funny and stuff!"

“Can’t believe you even doubted me.” “Yeah, yeah.” I rolled my eyes playfully, tossing my phone aside. “Your turn. Random fact about yourself.” I sighed. “I don’t really have anything to say. I’m the most uninteresting person you could ever meet.” “I doubt that.” he said. “I think you’re one of the most interesting people I know. Well, not more interesting than me, of course.” “Cocky much." I scoffed, making him laugh. I bit my lip, thinking of what to say. “Okay, I have something. It’s not exactly a fact, more like a random memory I think of sometimes. It’s kind of funny.”