Randomness Funny Novels & Stories

This time we walked out hand in hand and laughing at some stupid thing I said. ~*~ "Yo! KB!" I heard the most dumbest guy in the world call my name. I turned around and saw Randy standing behind me like a cockroach ready to fight. "What do you want?" I asked. "I want my girlfriend back you idiot!" He said seriously. I looked at him and started to laugh hysterically. At first I was laughing because his face when he said that looked like an ugly Roman Reigns then I started to laugh at the confused expression on his face when I started laughing.

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

Trying to kill our boredom, we started to crack jokes and laugh as were on crack, but now I was running out of them, this was the last I could think of. "Awh man, this was a good one" Scarlet said laughing as she slapped my arm. I frowned and hit her back while she look at me confusedly. "Why'd you hit me?" She pouted and I caressed the place where I hit her and shrugged. Throwing a rock at a random person, he shrieked and ran away, I sat on the ground thinking over the purpose of our lives and existence. "Hey! There you are" This dude came out of nowhere grabbing me and then hugged me. I was about to headbutt me when I breathed in his scent. Sandalwood and Cinnamon.

Not her. She tried her best, but nothing came. So she dropped her pen and decided to play her favorite song by her favorite singer. Then she realized she’d left her earpods at home. She sighed. Well… it wasn’t like anyone would be here to complain about disturbance. She pressed play. 🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline…

We're stranded. I start laughing like a madman, the sound echoing through the forest. Adam looks at me, his face a mixture of concern and confusion. "What's so funny?" he asks, clearly perplexed by my strange reaction to the situation. I look at him and grin, my eyes glittering with a dangerous light. "Everything," I say. "It's all so absurd."

I know it's not healthy, but it's a gimmick I can't ignore. The title is: Randomness: tales of an ordinary girl. HM, OK. Let's go. “I'm Moniquinha, an ordinary girl. Even if you don't relate, it's okay. You may be an exception, a bright person, a special girl. And that's the amazing thing about it all: being different. Because, like I said, I'm pretty ordinary. And from the height of my normality, this book of randomness was born. Small texts, from short stories to chronicles, with experiences and bitterness; reflections and hope.

Jota leaned against the doorway, his gaze fixed on his friends with a fond smile. He had a hint of amusement in his eyes, the kind that comes from watching loved ones enjoy a carefree moment. His own chuckles blended with theirs, and he couldn't help but shake his head at their playful antics. Samuel suddenly burst into a fit of laughter, pointing at a random object as if it held the secret to the universe. "You know what's funny, guys? Penguins! They walk all funny and stuff!"

“Unless... you grab life by the throat and twist it into something so unexpected even Life does a double take.” They both blink at me while I chuckle. Yeah. I’m messed up. But at least I’m interesting.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

“Can’t believe you even doubted me.” “Yeah, yeah.” I rolled my eyes playfully, tossing my phone aside. “Your turn. Random fact about yourself.” I sighed. “I don’t really have anything to say. I’m the most uninteresting person you could ever meet.” “I doubt that.” he said. “I think you’re one of the most interesting people I know. Well, not more interesting than me, of course.” “Cocky much." I scoffed, making him laugh. I bit my lip, thinking of what to say. “Okay, I have something. It’s not exactly a fact, more like a random memory I think of sometimes. It’s kind of funny.”