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I'm here trying to preserve the life of this lady— my genuine, concise, and mildly disturbing statement must have been well received as a warning yet she mockingly laughs at me like I'm some kind of lunatic or something. 'Believe me lady this might be the worst day of your life if you continue this nonsensical laugh you're imposing.' "Sorry, that might have been rude," she said forcing herself to stop laughing, "I was just surprised that such a young girl like you would have such grim thoughts. I just can't take it seriously, although that's not your fault, don't worry."

It's weird I know. But, I just can't understand why they do that things. Like why do they choose to have fun, than doing and focusing in their own work. Why are they laughing in a fact that doesn't really fun to me. Why are they laugh so easily? Why did they do some stupid things, when they already figured out it will be stupid in someone's eyes? And many other why's. Just...why? You wouldn't understand well, because you weren't in my shoe. But, seriously I won't do such stupid things in front of a person's judging eyes. Why? Simple answer. You will probably look crazy like a madman.

Turning in my chair, I watch the document lying next to the nearly eaten food box and sigh deeply. Well, it’s the final showdown, I guess. Linking my fingers with each other, I press my palms away from me, stretching before I start typing along, looking at different sequences of what could blow into my face tonight. I shake my head as if it would help me to free my mind from the indecent thought about something else that I would hope to have blowing up into my face. “Stupid brain,” I mutter to myself, clearing my throat as I keep typing along.

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

But we’re in the 21st century yow so, perhaps tying a camera in it would work much better these days. Ever experienced suddenly thought about a great idea and without knowing you just said something out loud and everyone around froze to look at you——oops! So awkward. Sometimes I wish everybody could think what I am thinking but it would be embarrassing if I’d think about pooing whenever a fart all of the sudden just comes out.

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

so romantic' 'Ohhh, that sucks' 'Hope the kiss won't come again' 'she's so in hell' that last one kinda get me, I look over at Hanna and I felt myself shuffling her mind, her face widen in surprise, she must have felt the force, that haven't happened to me before, I can only hear immediate thought not shuffle through someone's mind, it must have been the rage, yes I have rage...when I'm so mad, I just have the effect.

“We didn’t mean anything by it.” “I know.” I do know. That’s the scary part. Because most people don’t wake up planning to make somebody feel small. They just… don’t think. They chase a laugh. They want their friends to think they’re funny. They never stop to wonder how many little jokes it takes before someone starts believing them. I know because I did exactly that. “You guys play football?” Three confused nods. “You know what happens if somebody misses an assignment?” “We run.” “What happens if somebody blows a coverage?”

Zach, do you think I'm going crazy? At that moment, Zach's voice rang out, "If you're that miserable, then you should move out."

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”