Randomness Funny Novels & Stories

“Even my assistant gave me a look like she wanted to chain me to my desk when I went to take a piss the other day.” “Your assistant can chain me to whatever she wants to,” Stan joked, making thrusting movements with his hips. The guys around him cracked up and nodded their agreement. I didn’t know which one of the assistants from the pool had been assigned to the new guy, but it didn’t really matter.

I said as a way of greeting. He gave me a funny look then turned to Jenny. “Hey you wanna come hang out with me upstairs for a ….” “She can’t.” I interrupted. He looked up at me.. surprise on his face. “Ummm…” he said, looking back to Jenny. “Well we would be right back down…” he started. “No sorry she can’t go.” I told him. He laughed. “Okayyyy… are you joking or…” “Sorry Rando… “ Jenny said. I had to try really hard not to bust out laughing at her calling him ‘Rando’. But that was about the funniest shit I had ever heard. “We made a pact… “

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

My stomach chose that moment to grumble loudly, spoiling the romance of the moment. For a moment we just sat there and then I started to giggle. “What is so funny?” Ruin was laughing right along with me although he was trying to hide it. “Nothing.” I hiccuped. “I’m just laughing because at least I didn’t fart or anything.” Shaking his head Ruin pushed the menu across the table towards me. “Let’s get you fed woman, I think you are going crazy. And we all know that after crazy comes hangry and no one wants that.”

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He’d slipped on dark glasses and gone quiet. “Why do men have to have such huge vehicles? I think it must be a sexual thing. ‘Look at me. Mine’s bigger and better than yours.’” She heard a choking noise. “Are you all right?” He howled in laughter. “Do you always say exactly what’s on your mind?” “It’s a bad habit of mine.” Rand chuckled again. “Thanks for the laughs. I tend to be the opposite. My family says I’m too serious.” “I’ll be happy to cheer you up anytime you need it. Just call. If I’m at work, I’ll leave a recording of jokes.”

The dark comedy of the situation lay in these students losing themselves so deeply in make-believe that they created something unintentionally ridiculous. I tried not to laugh as Killian just shook his head in bewilderment as he grinned at me, his eyes glittering in the dim light, "What the hell they're still on this. Sorry, Ruby I forgot to remind this jerks to clean up and fix their lose shits,"

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

“This is really bothering me, Raymond, and I don’t know what to do.” Raymond just stares at me for a long moment, then bursts out laughing. I’m confused. What the hell is so funny? “Dude, I am so glad I’m friends with you,” Raymond says, still chuckling. He leans back in his chair, clearly enjoying himself. “Your daily life, your love life—it’s like a comedy show. My life is so boring, but whenever I remember I have Maximus in my life, I know something epic is about to go down.”

"This prank was only for Mavis, yours is on the way, trust me, you'll never have an idea about the time." Isabel was speechless, and soon, she started laughing. "You are doing great Mom!" "Mom never fails to prank me in my birth month, how could I have forgotten? Well, I never always see it coming. It looks real every time." She told me when we got into the car. "It's the element of surprise that makes the prank work," I said with a smile. "You never know when it's coming, and that's what makes it so funny!" Isabel nodded in agreement. "It's true. Even though I fall for it every time, I still love it."