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I shouted at him, raising my fist as if to hit him. He glared at me fiercely for a couple of seconds, realizing he was in the wrong, and left in a hurry. After that jerk drove away, I couldn't help but burst into laughter until my stomach hurt. I crouched on the ground, holding my belly, continuing to laugh. I laughed so hard that tears streamed down my face. I didn't know if I was crying or laughing. Gradually, I wasn't sure if I found it funny or if I felt sad, but who cares? My life has always been like this, filled with chaos and contradictions. Whenever I try to go right, I end up going left; whenever I do something with good intentions, it turns out bad; just when I think I'm lucky, mi

“Even my assistant gave me a look like she wanted to chain me to my desk when I went to take a piss the other day.” “Your assistant can chain me to whatever she wants to,” Stan joked, making thrusting movements with his hips. The guys around him cracked up and nodded their agreement. I didn’t know which one of the assistants from the pool had been assigned to the new guy, but it didn’t really matter.

I said as a way of greeting. He gave me a funny look then turned to Jenny. “Hey you wanna come hang out with me upstairs for a ….” “She can’t.” I interrupted. He looked up at me.. surprise on his face. “Ummm…” he said, looking back to Jenny. “Well we would be right back down…” he started. “No sorry she can’t go.” I told him. He laughed. “Okayyyy… are you joking or…” “Sorry Rando… “ Jenny said. I had to try really hard not to bust out laughing at her calling him ‘Rando’. But that was about the funniest shit I had ever heard. “We made a pact… “

"Sorry, Maddy. I'm not trying to embarrass you or anything." "This is so dysfunctional," Maddy said a moment later, causing Mark to start laughing. Myra couldn't stop herself and Maddy was grinning, despite her efforts to stop. "Stop it," She said for the third time before Mark and Myra got a grip of themselves. "This isn't funny, guys." "No, it really isn't," Mark agreed. "But it is kinda ridiculous." "Yeah, the odds are kind of... miraculous, but that's not the right word either," Myra added.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

My stomach chose that moment to grumble loudly, spoiling the romance of the moment. For a moment we just sat there and then I started to giggle. “What is so funny?” Ruin was laughing right along with me although he was trying to hide it. “Nothing.” I hiccuped. “I’m just laughing because at least I didn’t fart or anything.” Shaking his head Ruin pushed the menu across the table towards me. “Let’s get you fed woman, I think you are going crazy. And we all know that after crazy comes hangry and no one wants that.”

I froze for a second, then laughed softly, pretending I didn’t know what he meant, pretending my mind hadn’t been looping it all day. “Maybe,” I said. “Just… normal things.” We talked then, and we really talked. Not about friends or work or routine, not the usual small updates, but about the random, silly things that had nothing to do with anyone else. a funny story about a patient who kept forgetting his appointment time. a song that had gotten stuck in my head and wouldn’t leave. The weird way, my cat refused to leave the living room, like she owned it.

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He’d slipped on dark glasses and gone quiet. “Why do men have to have such huge vehicles? I think it must be a sexual thing. ‘Look at me. Mine’s bigger and better than yours.’” She heard a choking noise. “Are you all right?” He howled in laughter. “Do you always say exactly what’s on your mind?” “It’s a bad habit of mine.” Rand chuckled again. “Thanks for the laughs. I tend to be the opposite. My family says I’m too serious.” “I’ll be happy to cheer you up anytime you need it. Just call. If I’m at work, I’ll leave a recording of jokes.”

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."