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I am so freaking addicted and I don't want to quit’ I laughed. ‘You suck at taking selfies by the way.’ ‘What's wrong with them? I was trying to look cute for my wife, also I think I did pretty good for a first-timer’ he replied and I laughed. ’I don't think you and cute should be in a sentence’ He sent a laughing emoji. ’Are you trying to say I am ugly, Celine Belshar Nessar Abed’ God, he was impossible. ’Are you trying to fish for compliments, Belshar Nessar Abed’

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

She added as she clicked yes. {Transporting Agent Zhi Ruo to the selected world… May host please get ready, the body to be occupied might be in immense pain... 3 2 1 DING!!! } Relatable Quote ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾ - Is it really necessary for the first square of the toilet paper to be glued down?

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

"This is where the police pulled my car." "Why?" "I was drunk driving." And they both laughed. Quinn was so eager to support his new best friend that he requested me to let him join us. The whole journey was filled with Quinn's goofy jokes and her laughing at it. The urge to throw both of them out of the window was unbearable. They were still laughing like dorks when I growled, "Shut up! You both." "What? Is it illegal to laugh" Quinn barked at me. She rolled her eyes, not feeling necessary to look at me.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

Laugh with me for a second. I smiled, the knot in my chest loosening. LensCrusher: Yeah, that one killed me. I laughed until my sides hurt. You always know how to pull me out. Real guys should be more like you, easy to talk to, funny, actually listening. Makes me forget how trapped I feel in this house. MidnightMVP: Same here. Your messages make my nights better. Keep venting everything. I’ve got you no matter what. Back in the main room Nate found me again. “Hiding from the cameras?”

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

"Jerk." "Hey! I'll have you know that…" at my raised brow she snorted, which turned into giggles on their way to becoming a deep, full-belly cackle "…not my fault this shit happens to you when I am around. It's priceless. Share it with the world, Beau. Make it a better place, one laugh at a time."

It started as a giggle, then tur‍ne‌d i​nt‌o a hyst​eric‌al, sh‌ak‌ing laugh. "W‍hat is funny?" I‍ de⁠manded, sitt‍ing up. "We are covered in shit."‌ "You‍," she pointed at me. "T​he great Lo‌renzo Moret⁠ti. The m‌an who‍ irons his s​ocks⁠.‍ Look at you‍." I looked at my h⁠ands. The​y were b​la⁠ck with grime.