Relatable Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“You’re like a sister to me. So, fuck it. Any other girl? Hell no.” I couldn’t help but laugh, the absurdity hitting me full force. “You know what? You’re hilarious, Nelly. I remember when you were still so dry, making those lame jokes about ‘six seven’ and cracking up when no one else found it funny. Good old days.” “Huh? My jokes were actually funny, girl.” She poked my side playfully, feigning offense. “Your humor—and everyone else’s—was definitely broken.” “Yeah, sure,” I dragged out, giggling. “Six-seven,” I teased again, mimicking her old deadpan delivery.

“I like it better when you’re focused on a woman’s ass.” “I do too. Santana has a nice one, it’s not as big as I like them, but it’s nice.” A small smile cracks my lips as my anger dissipates; he is so ridiculous. “Q, please shut up!” “I’m just saying.” We all start laughing, and I relax some more. “Let’s go for that jog you did a rain check on this morning.” “Yeah, I could use a good run,” Quentin adds. I think about it for a second. It would be good to get out of the house and get away from that asshole and get some fresh air.

She drank the cup of coffee in her hand, pretending not to care about the crazy person. Waiting for her friend to finish laughing, two minutes later, she also finished drinking her cup of coffee, but couldn't help but ask: "What's so funny, why are you laughing like that?" “Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at your feelings, it's just that I think you're a bit slow to understand, don't tell me you didn't have any relationships in college?”

Then type: Me: Everyone suddenly knows who I am and I hate it. I hit send. A second later her reply appears. Bree: Is this about Quarterback Boy or Hockey Boy? For the first time all day, I laugh. A real laugh. Small. Tired. Slightly unhinged. Honestly? I don’t even know anymore. And that might be the scariest part.

I say this as I sip on my juice. “Yeah? So we, I guess, then buy our coffins and dig our graves before we leave this house, right?” Huh! Can you listen to this girl? I am here saying, and I have it embedded in every being and sense of me, that I am not letting these people hurt me, even just a little. My only friends are already envisioning corpses? “Will you just stop? Your joke isn't funny at all." I state.

His arms tighten looking for my acceptance of his apology. "I understand. You're a man in demand. This is the part where you have to save the Internet by pressing buttons on your laptop, right?" Finn relaxes his grip a little at my joke. "Kind of, but I type fast. Some might even say I'm a speeding bullet." Even I catch his Superman reference and groan at the horribleness of it, but it's nice to hear one of his nerdy jokes again. Maybe nothing is wrong after all.

He looked me in the eye and shook his head. "Nothing. Go to sleep, why are you still awake? I told you to take care of yourself.. Why aren't you listening?" he asked again annoyed. I sighed. "I'm not sleepy.. I'm thinking about something." I said. "What again?" he said in a flat voice. "I read some quotes on g****e. And I think that suits you?" I promise. He nodded. "Then, share it with me." he said and I immediately followed. "Are all Singles sad? Why are all taken happy?

An old lady said "ahh...you look cute together" Rakshit and I couldn't stop laughing. God this day was indeed cute. Happy reading 😄

“Sounds like pure trash wrapped in muscle to me.” I smiled at that. “Right?” We sat there a moment, like we were all remembering our own worst times. And then Kim said it again, quieter this time. “You know what’s funny? When it’s happening to you, however bad it is, you still think maybe next time… you’ll know better. But you don’t.” We all laughed at this so hard we were basically acting like old friends. “That’s not funny,” Zane said with a small, sad laugh. “That’s just sad.”

She had an amused smile plastered on her face, like she was joking about adding too much sugar in my coffee. It took me a moment to recover before I finally replied, "Of course not. I don't even like bars. I was starting to get really scared if I had a doppelganger whom you might have seen instead." Why the fuck did I say that?? Now this weirdo would think I found her very expensive and not so funny prank, amusing. Melanie clapped her hands once, "See?! I think we both have the sense of humor. Oh my goodness, you Moonlight Pack folks are too serious to take a joke. " She commented and started to chuckle.