Mate me at Hollywood
"Whatever, broski. Let's be done with all that shit. You've gotten back together with Lena, haven't you? All is good, man."
Murder him, then wear white and fake tears at his funeral. Never have I in my life wanted to murder a man with my bare hands. I have to fight the urge though. Prison is a big no. Not trying to be the next Hollywood actor in an orange jumpsuit. Unless you're Robert Downey Jr., the internet never forgives.
"Motherfucker, the only thing good is that I haven’t broken your jaw yet," I retort.
"Come on, you should be thanking me. At least, now you've dumped the waitjob loser. Upgraded, if you ask me," he sneers.