Novelas y relatos de Sans Funny

I shook my head, wiping the corner of my eyes with my ringless finger. “I-I’m sorry,” I say, in between fits, “It's just that this whole thing”, I gesture between the two of us, “is fucking hilarious, don't you think?” The corners of his lips twitch slightly, fighting an annoyed smile “Funny isn't the word I would use to describe your current situation, Solnishko” There's an edge in the way he says those words that cause the laughter to quickly die down on my tongue. What the fuck did he mean by that?

A/N "Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company ;) Anyways enjoy :)💖 Sahana P.O.V. (Back when they exited the cafe in the morning) "Oh my god, did you see the look on his face!! Ahaha" I laughed. Cassia joined with me, "Yeah haha, he looked hilarious!!" But for some reason, Sami wasn't having it. "Guys, it wasn't that funny. It was immature of you to make him pay for all our meals, Sahana."

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

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I was quite surprised that this was his first question as most men usually wanted to know other non-trival things but he was curious about everything. As the questions kept coming I found myself divulging what felt like private secrets about my life. He was quite interested in my career and education as a nutritionist and at one point I felt as if I was being interviewing for a job. It wasn't long before he stopped throwing questions at me when he said, “I’m sorry, I'm boring you aren’t I?” For the first time in at least two years I laughed, instantly realizing that I was having a good time with someone other than Karsyn. I laughed at his question then replied, “No, I was just beginning to w

he snorted. I found the situation a little amusing. "You know what? I don't care at all,” I giggled bluntly, throwing him all over the place, which only made him angrier. "You're so annoying!" he threw at me in the middle of the street. "And you totally unpredictable! That's annoying and not me! Seriously, I don't know at all what you mean seriously and what you don't!” I smashed at him.

I noticed Finn chuckling. I helped Eve and Leo get all the sandwich stuff out while Tom, Finn and Vander got the sides out and Sally and Jake got the drinks. Keri and Hart set the plates and utensils out and we all carried everything out to the porch again. We all started making our sandwiches and filling our plates when I noticed Finn watching Leo and I and chuckling yet again. "What's so funny?" I asked him and everyone paused "You and Leo. You act all mean to each other and fight all the time but you are constantly helping one another. It's like second nature for you two. I don't even think that you're conscious of it." He answered.

She glared at him until he stopped laughing and paid attention to her. "What is funny?" Sana asked, looking at Axel. "Nothing, Sana. You just eat" he took some of his meats and gave it back to her. "My teeth hurts, I can't have so much" "Oh, thank you then, Sir Axel" "You see what you're doing?" Hazel asked in the mind link. "I didn't do or say a thing. It's not my fault Sans decided to remember it and talk about it" a smirk danced on his lips as he talked.

Sunny shouts exaggerative, "You what? Are you goanna be a lesbian? Let me tell you something. Don't fall in love with me! Otherwise you will only get endless pain! I love men!" Nina is amused by her and gives her a scornful look, "Don't worry, I won't be impulsive even if you get naked your clothes and stand in front of me." "Whoa, whoa! Nina, you are so pornographic! The whole brain is full of filthy thoughts! Tut, it must be Lucien that has made you this way!" Sunny seems frightened.