Sans Funny Novels & Stories

She had a funny sense of humor having nothing to do with 'ha ha'. "What's the matter, Syd?" Suzanne Parker, cheer squad leader and not my biggest fan, tossed her glossy blonde pigtails from her shoulders, though not as smoothly as she would normally. Her nasty smile seemed cut by the fact she could hardly focus on me. "Too good for us or something?" Her friends laughed while I waved my hand in front of my face. "Might want to lay off the booze, Suzanne," I said, disgusted by the waft of horrid breath I caught. "Getting a little ripe."

On the day of our wedding, my fiance's best friend, Penny Lynd, showed me a video, smiling as she said, "Hey, Lydia. I've already educated Aron for you. He's now a real stud, so enjoy!" I felt my breath leaving my lungs as they made love in the video, while Aron Quaker laughed, clapping her shoulder. "Where did you get that AI video? I only took your clothes off that one time." While he was laughing without a care, I felt like I'd just fallen into an abyss. Seeing me lose my cool, Penny laughed out loud too. "There! I knew it would upset Lydia! She's so dumb that she can't even tell that it's an AI video—and a bet's a bet! Starting today, we will be married for three days." It was only t

"St… Stop! There are other people present, too! Let me go!" Aaron looked at the two people next to him and thought it was funny. "Annie, you're worrying too much! Xante and Sunny are more annoying than us! They're not ashamed, so why should we be ashamed?" Xante was speechless.

He paused and simply stared at her before bursting into laughter, her forehead creased as she frowned at him. "What's funny?" "You are funny, why would you think I want to marry you?" Sabeerah's eyes widened and her mouth opened slightly, her face reddened and Sufyan felt bad immediately. "I was joking." He said with hands raised. "A very bad joke apparently but one nonetheless." She rolled her eyes at him. "Of course, there's no one who wouldn't want to marry me." "Where was this confidence seconds ago?" She smiled, "I thought I was a bad actress, what happened?"

Baka isipin nitong ang boring niya at malayo ang kanilang life style. Kagaya nang unang nakita niya ito sa bar, light lang ang make up nito. Simpleng pulbo at liptint lang pero litaw na litaw pa rin ganda. Mahinhin na mahinhin sa suot na bestida, kabaligtaran sa may pagka-wild na pagkatao nito sa bar. "So apo ka ni Lola Carmen? How come?" Parang ayaw niyang maniwala na ito ang apo ng matandang babae. Malayong-malayo sa katangian ng conservative nitong lola si Gieselle. At dahil doon ay mas lalo lang napukaw ang kanyang interes.

She gasped, and went on, as though his dick was hitting all the right places. “I fuck you better than your husband,” Uncle Stephan said, a slanted smile stretching his lips as he worked his waist. My mother made a throaty groaning sound, and said, “Of course, now make me cum.” I looked at them, my eyes were like saucers, my mouth hanging open. I was shocked by what I was hearing, but the thought of watching them fuck, the sluttery and taboo words leaving them, only made it more exciting to watch.

Sue said, wondering what he was getting at. "You... You are beautiful and a very sexy woman," Tommy said, trying hard not to stutter. "I... you... uh... Oh hell, I'm just a horny teenager and I'm sorry I got out of line," he blurted and then laughed self-consciously. Sue looked at him with raised eyebrows then a smile came to her lips. Suddenly, they both burst out laughing. They laughed so hard that they nearly fell off the bed. The situation now seemed so ridiculous. They were making a big deal out of nothing.

Susan Mark Cuban had some nerve! He had stared at my boobs the entire time he had stood in front of me like they were the most fascinating thing to him on the goddamn planet! I was venting to my girlfriend, screaming into the phone about how that made me feel and all she did was laugh continuously at me. “What the fuck, Hannah?” I was pissed and all she could offer for comfort was her endless cackles, “You’re just going to laugh at me?” “It’s funny,” she said, when she finally got a hold of herself.

His tone changed to disbelief, questioning her statement. He unconsciously pouted. "I couldn't be happy to meet her?" It was like a grunt. And he responded with laughter. Anna could hear it clearly through her phone. "You're laughing again," she pointed out, the annoyance showing not only on her lips but all over her face. "Really, what made you do that? Am I really that funny to you?" Laughter was still heard. But slowly, it reduced. "No offense, Ann. That's me. I find you funny, and that's a good thing. I mean, laughter is better than anger or crying, right?"

That was something that the of them shared, and as they were looking for booths to try, Sane told her about his experience in the horror booth instead, and she was laughing as he told her how awful he was in there. The girl wasn’t hard to be with as she also knew how to make the atmosphere lighter for the both of them, and Sane also found out that they shared a lot of common interests. The girl also loved eating croissants, and she didn’t like sweets that much, just like him. They were able to do a lot of things, even took photos of the both of them in the photo booth, and the more time passed, the more Sane forgot that he was there because he needed to be there. He was actually enjoying her