Sans Funny Novels & Stories

I haven’t been the nicest to him over the last few months. “I think I can handle that, if your cousins don’t get too touchy and flirty.” I like Jimmy and Saoirse. It was fun to watch them chase after Sue and Rina all summer. They are clever and snarky, but almost all of their humor revolved around sexual innuendo. I honestly can’t tell when they’re joking about threesomes and orgys, or if they’re serious. “I make no promises,” Nate held both his hands up and grinned.

The things I'd do to fuck that. The sound of slow clapping made both of us freeze. "Well, Well, Well. My brother fucking our innocent little stepsister? Shocker."

I said in a tone that said, please don't try me today. “Whatever, I wasn't talking to you and it doesn't matter whose table it was; bottom line is you and your friend need to understand that Syn and Shawn are off limits; so you can keep all those giggles, trying to be cute to yourselves. It's sad because you and your friends flirting, giggling, and shit, but I can tell you that him and Shawn are not into fat girls." Syncere's girlfriend said thinking she could actually, hurt our feelings with fat jokes. They were the only ones who thought that dumb shit was funny. Syncere and Shawn looked embarrassed and looking at us saying sorry with their eyes. Me and Ki-Ki looked at each other chuckling.

Though she hadn’t met the Brazilian man in person, from the description Libia gave, he seemed like a narcissistic, misanthropic, and selfish guy. “He sounds like quite the character,” Suzanne said with a small smile. Libia took a deep breath. “I know, but I really like him,” she admitted for the first time out loud. “I know it’s stupid, I’m sure he doesn’t want anything serious with me.” Suzanne felt sorry seeing the sadness on her friend’s face. “You know what they say, you can have fun with the wrong guy while waiting for the right one,” Suzanne tried to cheer her up.

The joke would not be funny anymore, I suppose. "Marcus," I said to my best friend. He was looking at his computer. I knew he was planning something safe. Trust him to be meticulous about saving lives. "Yes," He said, looking up at me, and I sat up on the couch. The Alpha office was built for one Alpha, and Marcus was occupying the seat, leaving me to use the couch. We might have to add another desk to equalise. "I am really pissed off about that private joke," I confessed, "I say we fuck peace and rain down on them. When they too have to hide in bomb shelters and whatnot, it would no longer be funny," I said, and he sighed.

"Dianna gets startled a lot of times." After I gained strength from me spitting my food, I looked at Joshua and said "It's fine don't worry. We can be friends of course, why not?" and everyone stares at me with a devil smile "I mean all of us can be your friends, no need to ask that of course." "Yeah, sure friends why not?" As Ella nudges me with her elbow followed by a wink. This girl she is having fun teasing me, I will get her one day. Just you wait Ella Cortez.

"Why were you crying at the park bench that night?" "Austin got his second Jordan while my gift under the christmas tree was invisable. They didn't get me anything just like the year before and i got upset." He looked at her after snorting laughter. "What is so funny?" She asked "Not getting a gift on christmas is a slap yo the face when you're a kid and you know it." He nodded his head in agreement then shoot another question. "So if you go to the new owners, wouldn't they give you an address or a phone number?"

Susan laughed, "oh dear! Don't worry, I'll help you in choosing your birthday, moreover, I don't think your selection is ugly, because you looks pretty no matter what you wear, so you don't have to worry about your taste." Luna sighed, "neither I've a good taste in dresses, nor I've a good taste in men, in both aspects I sucks, because you've seen the man I've crush in the past, now looking at him, I'm disgusted by my own taste" Susan can't help but to laugh, "I agree." Both of them laughed, they're talking about their tastes and in the matters they sucks, hearing each other, they can't help but to laugh more and more forgetting all the things that are going through.

I see Sally looking at me with tears in her eyes as the last couple walks over to us. "Hi, I'm Martina, and this is my mate Ryker. It's nice to meet you, and I only have one thing to say. I hope you like mighty swords." I'm confused. Are they using swords for something? However, when Ryker and Scott's faces turn red while the women laugh, I think she's talking about something else. Interesting. I'll have to ask Scott to explain or show me later.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”