Sarcasm Stories Novels & Stories

"Hmmm, very FUNNY. For me to protect Miss Maxine from you is hilarious." "That's sarcastic, 'ya know?" "Your life itself is the definition of sarcasm, young master." Locking his jaws, Dwight took a sip on his water without backing his stare on Isaac down. There are only three reasons for Dwight to get annoyed: the Holmes siblings, getting bored and slow internet connection. Yet now, he thinks he'll add one more person on his lists.

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

Then she runs away from their presence like a damsel in distress. That should teach the handsome douche a lesson. ~~~~~ Back to square one, over the counter at Geisel's, Cara stands, pouring drinks and listening to the sob stories of midday drunk. Slim Jim, an ironic name for Cara's biggest pest, he comes every day and tells the same story. How he is from the past, according to Slim Jim, was alive during the time of dinosaurs and he also claimed to have fought in the World wars. Cara is just tired of Slim Jim delusional stories, the handsome douche bag, and hospital bills.

I replied and she smiled again. "No one would ever believe us or our story. That you married me forcefully. We look more romantic than the couples who have done love marriages." She said and giggled. I chuckled hearing her. She was right. No one would ever believe us. Not our future kids and grandkids. No one would believe our Stupid Love Story.

He said before extending his hand for me to shake, "My name's Connor, I used to be the only smartass in Writer's Workshop, but now it seems I got some friendly competition." "More or less, my mom was the one who taught me sarcasm when I was young," I said as I shook his hand, "Whenever I came up with a witty comeback or a sarcastic comment that was good, she'd just reply with 'The Sarcasm is strong with this one' before ruffling my hair or pulling my hat off." "So, what if I were to pull off your beanie then?"

Sarcasm Sarcasm fixed 90% of his problems. Maybe the number of percentage was a little exaggerated but it was close to the catch. Sarcasm helped to soften blows and sometimes save him from conversations with basic straight white men who only communicated in base ball, coochie and trucks. He has used it to get passes into club and generally just made him a really attractive person to talk to..that's if he's conversing with a sensible witty person. "Guys...I'm so so sorry. This is all my fault, all of this. This is why I came here, so that's what she meant by say she already had who she thought was responsible…" Rachel thought back to the car conversation.

The air was filled with their laughter as they retold splendidly outrageous and laugh inducing anecdotes. Sara launched the story, but with a dash of sweetness in her voice. “Austin presented me with a cup of coffee only for it to trip and spill all over my notes as if I am its clumsy oaf.” Austin interjected, he was doubtlessly sarcastic. “Of course no one could believe that Sara was reliable enough to observe a cup of coffee coming around.” Sara dodged with a smile that would not disappear from her face. “I don’t belittle your lack of intelligence; such is the case with some of the people.”

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

And remember, you won't be able to complain the next day about how I'm going to leave you. Hearing that statement, Sara felt a cold sweat break out on her dorsal back. This man had taken Sara's little joke seriously. Without thinking too much, she answered him. -Love, are you bad? We have a deal, remember? Tonight, you can do with me whatever you want. This, that I just told you, was a simple joke, a small, harmless joke. But, it seems that, you are taking it too seriously, I would have to take it, more lightly. Maybe it's because you are taking everything so seriously that you always have a frown on your face.

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.