Sarcastic Haters Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Can you believe it? “Wow! You know sarcasm is a sign of a healthy brain, good, you’re already fine!” I chirped as I could not digest this happiness. By his dangerous aura, I thought he would even behave like a killer but here he is taunting me. Amazing! I mean not the taunt! For a response, he just stares at me. “You’re looking at me like I’m eating your brain.” I muttered, putting my bag next to me. “You look like one.” I heard him muttering. I just shake my head in defeat. Seriously, he is way too sarcastic.

"There's no need for you to be sarcastic. As far as I can see, I'm the only person on your side here. " "I'm not forcing you to be on my side. If you want to leave, then leave," I snap and surprisingly feel tears welling at the back of my eyes. God, I hate my life. I hate living like this. This is not what I signed up for. "Cara, don't be like that. I hate seeing you sad. If you don't want these tacos, then how about we poison them and give them to your evil sister? Maybe she'll be stupid enough to eat them and die?"

I told him desperately wanting to know what I did wrong. “Oh, you should stop talking to sort out all the problems!” He said very seriously that somehow made me laugh. I know I have a big mouth. He is being sarcastic. I love this Arjun, funny and sarcastic. But I stopped laughing when I didn't hear him laugh with me.

he replied with a sarcastic remark so good I laughed. "That's funny??" he asked me, smirking. "Nope, but it's funny seeing you giving jokes a try babe, it's still not your thing," I said to him sweetly not to hurt his ego but to be honest, it was honestly true, I did think he was a hottie with good jokes, just sometimes, you got to break their ego a little, it helped put them in their place.

I narrowed my eyes as I shot him a sarcastic smile, “You really love seeing me annoyed, huh?” He chuckled, shaking his head with a grin, “You really are something, Kathrina.” “Yeah, you bring out the annoyance in me,” I uttered sarcastically, putting up air quotes in annoyance for emphasis. “Okay, sorry. Sorry.” I couldn’t help but roll my eyes again—he was still laughing, and I don’t even know why he finds me being annoyed funny! The last time I checked, I look pretty scary when I’m annoyed. Plus, he was just purposely doing it, it was definitely pissing me off.

Gosh! "Wow mic drop" I said and smiled with my eyes still closed. "And you think this is some kind of joke, Anastasia Miracle?!" "Calm down, okay? This is just a small thing, everybody knows I don't do dating. You're just overthinking, Edith. Plus, you know I don't care about haters. Just let them be, I just spoke the truth. Don't worry too much, okay? Haters don't get to say words straight into my ears like you do hahaha"

I said sarcastically. He claimed to be always awfully busy. Why was he suddenly being nice? "Seems like someone doesn't like it when I am being nice," he sneered sarcastically before adding in a teasing tone, "I didn't know you love playing it the hard way, Sunshine." Chills went down my spine. I shuddered at his words. Nah, he was still scary. I laughed awkwardly. "You are so funny. Not everyone has a unique taste like you," I said with a weird smile. The sarcasm was obvious.

Well, I fucking opened myself up to that one. “As a solution to a problem I in part caused,” I say emotionlessly. “I’m going to assume by the vague answer, you don’t wish to discuss it.” “You’re very astute for a human,” I commend her. Her face slips into an emotionless mask, “Yes, we mere mortals are quite astute. We’ve also mastered fire and invented the wheel,” she says sarcastically. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit you know.” “At least one of us has some,” she says, taking another sip of her drink.

She asks, looking very offended. “I think that was the intention behind the whole comment.” I tell her as a big sip of my coffee, “He really likes teasing people and pushing their buttons. I swear it can be so annoying sometimes, you just want to rip your hair off. He is sarcastic and condescending like 24/7. I thought he would be a strict mafia boss but instead, I am dealing with a very annoying-“ “But hot,” Zara interjects and I agree with her. “Yes, annoying but hot man.” I conclude.

not you dumbass' Rex says inside my head, and it is at this moment I wish I could reach inside my head and slap that motherfucker. 'Thank you, Captain Obvious' I say, giving him a sarcastic response to his stupidity. But he is right, though. God damn, I hate when he is right.