Sarcastic Haters Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

KeyboardFury posted, no longer gloating but whining. [Damn! Been unlucky lately. Sprained my ankle on flat ground, choked on water, and a month-long project got axed today.] The comments mocked him. [Too much lobster. Karma's calling?] [Hogging the spotlight? Heaven's clapping back!] [Wish for pig brain soup tomorrow. Maybe your project will pass.] More anomalies followed. A female hater, after receiving 30 days of deliveries, posted in a beauty forum about unbearable rashes, while tests revealed nothing.

] /All the time? [Each and every thought.] /... I see. Well, what use is this skill you speak of when I can't do anything to change what is bound to happen?/ [That's for you to figure out.] /And I'm saying-! Ah, nevermind. ... ... By the way, you do realise that my comment about you being smart was me being sarcastic, right?/ [Sarcastic?] After a short pause, the system mumbled. [So that's sarcasm…]

"I just saved your ass, and even for someone with a rotten character like yours, I expected you to thank me for it. " My lips turn up in a half-smirk and I fold my arms against my chest. "I'll never thank you for anything, Ford. Never. " "You shouldn't mess around with men like that, Carson. " He responds instead. "Then who should I mess around with? You? I'll pass, jerk face. I don't think that small thing in your pants is capable of satisfying me. " Hatred can be good. With hatred, there's anger and with anger, you can hide your real issues. With anger, you can easily put up on an act. Hating Emerson Ford doesn't only please me; it gives me confidence because the words of an insult thrown

Instead, he laughed yet again and -if anyone else was standing beside him- they'd probably guess he was talking to a comedian. "Yes, you're right. I don't care. I'm just shouting at you right now because it gives me kicks." He said yet again in a heavily drenched sarcastic tone and it took everything in my power to not get up; run to his house and bitch slap him into his senses. I breathed through my nose to make myself calm down. "Aaron, you're making it hard for me to-"

Did it mean no one was seeing things from my perspective? Devastating. *** Kathleen ________ Absolutely, there was no one as stupid as the woman I called my best friend. Sometimes, I wondered if she was mentally unstable. How could anyone act this childish? "So, what's up?" She finally set her gaze at me. So annoying. "I really need to get rid of this idiot," I mumbled, referring to her. "I heard that!" She threw her arm up, glared. I widened my eyes, being sarcastic . "Oh, you did? Um, well, I'm not so sure I care."

The morning can never be this much worst when we meet something so unpleasant. "Hi, dipstick !!! Everyone is blessed with powerful eyes, it would be great if you could have them" Caroline spoke sarcastically. She always Calls me whatever she feels.. don't know that what she is expecting from me. Should I just roll my eyes for her this insane name which she gave me? She hates me to the core. And this could be a similar thing between us as I too hate her like hell. "Yup. Just like., brains are awesome, I wish you could have one" I mocked her with equal sarcasm and she just shrugged off casually.

“Come on now, would I be me if not for a little bit of sarcasm?” “A little bit? I think you may have hit your head one time too many if you think you’re only a little sarcastic,” She said as she closed the door behind us. “More like getting hit with Dipstick’s vodka bottle a few too many times,” I said as I followed Nate up to where my room was.

Laughing quietly of what the girl is thinking, while watching her sleeping peacefully. “You’ll know me when the time is right, I’ll be here watching you from afar. I love you my baby,” smiling like an idiot after muttering the sweet words. Someone taps his shoulder, he looks at him disgusted. “Please stop being cheesy, you love sick dogs, she doesn’t know you,” the other said with a smirk on his face.

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

Gerald McLaren is as tall, loyal, and stupid as The Mountain. "Hello, Instagrammers and Nerd Haters. It's me, Kelly. Today I'm going to show you how to deal with a loser. First, you buy a carton full of eggs. Then you open the carton of eggs, and one by one, you throw them at the asshole who spreads rumors about you online."