Sassy Comebacks Novels & Stories

I whispered yelled through clenched teeth. “I don’t see a need to answer you, Mr. Parker. You are nobody to us but a scumbag who barged into my house without my permission.” She snapped back. Her eyes shooting daggers at me. Did she just call me a scumbag? I blinked my eyes at her in disbelief, “So, I am a scumbag who saw a stranger coming all his way to meet you with bad intentions which only God knows. I came here to make sure you were okay. So, ask yourself before blaming me, Madeline. You don’t know anything about Noah Miller but I do. He is a despicable prick who can cross any limit to get his motives done.” I retorted.

The anger was evident on her face but she kept a cool composure. "How could you not know such a popular person like me?" She asked with a sly smile. "My grandma never taught me to remember names of dirt," I said with a cooler smile than the one she carried. "I never knew your grandma worked in the dirt factory," She retorted. Wait, what?! That must be one of the lamest comebacks I have ever heard, it didn't even make any sense! Like who said such, oh dear Susie it's at this moment I want you to teleport here.

“Goddess, I missed you. You are so beautiful when you cum. Now I’m going to be counting the days until I can brace myself above you and sink my cock into your warm pussy and feel you milk my seed into your body and hopefully make an adorable little girl that looks just like her Mom.” I can suddenly feel moisture start to soak into my shirt. Shit did I misread her reaction again. Why can’t I do anything right? I just want to make her happy but all seem to be doing is making her cry. I ran my hands up and down her back. “I’m sorry. Did I push you too fast? What did I do wrong? Please tell me so I can make it right.”

The person beside her shot her a disapproving look, but she didn't care. She muttered under her breath, her words laden with sarcasm. "Oh, Mr. Sinclair, you're truly a visionary. I can hardly contain my excitement for your groundbreaking ideas." As Mace continued his speech, Nysaa couldn't resist interjecting with her biting commentary. "Yes, yes, the world has been waiting with bated breath for your words of wisdom. Please, enlighten us further." Her snarky remarks drew glances from those around her, but she remained undeterred. Mace's grandiose speech and self-assured demeanor were a perfect target for her biting humor.

Cas shrugged, “so what? It worked, didn’t it?” “Sure.” I said sounding as sarcastic as possible. “Like a charm. I really like you now, Cas. O, please, can I sleep with you? “You’re so fucking annoying!” “Then we fit together perfectly,” I countered. “Because you’re just as infuriating!” Cas suddenly bent over the table and grabbed my face in his hands. “I really want to fuck that smart mouth out of you right now.” His words shocked me, making me freeze up. What do you say back to something like that?

She opened her mouth to speak again. Then the screen went black. A single gunshot echoed through the audio before the stream cut out completely. The video stayed up for seven minutes before it was deleted. But seven minutes was all it took. Thousands of people had seen it. Thousands had screen recorded it. The backlash was immediate. The influencers who had roasted me either deleted their videos or posted new ones apologizing. The comment sections flipped overnight. People who had called me every name in the book were now begging for my forgiveness. Some of them even sent money. Donations. Apology gifts. I didn't accept any of it.

Sassy explained. "What if he comes back?" Delight asked. "He won't come back. Look, I just want to be happy. I won't let anyone hurt me again." Sassy said. "Alright then." Delight replied wondering how Sassy was happy, knowing fully well she had just been rejected....

It only took a day without me there for him to wake up to how much work and pressure there really was. It wasn't long before Jimmy was in touch, begging me to return: "Reina, come back. We need you. Without you, the company's doomed." By that time I had already started working at my friend's company and all I could do was laugh. "Maybe you should think about leaving too." ... After another week, Hugh called me, crying audibly. "Reina, please come back." He still couldn't help but pity himself. "It's my birthday."

My phone buzzed on the counter. Jenny. I smiled despite myself. {You alive} Her typing bubble appeared almost instantly. {Excellent. Sarcasm means function. I’m coming over in twenty. Don’t put a bra on if you’re still wallowing.} I laughed under my breath before I could stop myself. {Please never phrase things like that again} {No promises. You need rescuing.}

His incomplete sentence allowed all the people present in the venue to go wild with their thoughts, completing the incomplete sentences with their own imagination. Meirong was now in a tight spot. When they decided that she would be the one to come up in the front and cover Han Shaoyi, none of them expected that the reporters would be so shameless. Just then, Meirong's cell phone chimed. She took a glance at it and saw a really quick and short message coming in from Han Shaoyi, "Dare you back out! Say Yes." With no choice left, Meirong concealed her emotions and started blushing again. Bowing her head down she nodded softly which made an uproar in the venue again.