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Asshole. “That’s the most funniest thing I’ve ever heard…” He laughed, wiping the tears of mirth under his eyes. “You think that we are going to have a baby boy, just because you get sick every time you say something bad about me…” He was gasping for breath and it was contagious, his laughter. And, now I felt silly. “I swear if you don’t stop laughing, I will kill—” My stomach rumbled, audibly, reminding me that I hadn’t eaten anything for so long.

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

I found his company greatly amusing and even though we spoke for a long time, I didn’t notice how much time we have spent. He said something that I found funny, I started laughing opening my entire mouth widely forgetting all about palace etiquettes and then, I quickly remembered and covered my mouth and laughed quietly, trying to make as little sound as possible. He gave me a weird look ‘I love hearing you laugh?’ I was shocked ‘You do?’ He nodded ‘Yeah’ I blushed ‘I thought I would embarrass you with my uncultured laughter. I have been told that my laugh is annoying’ ‘Whoever told you that must be sick in the brain. You should laugh often, it’s sexy’

Adrian's words made Leah snorted while holding back from laughing. Adrian frowned, "Excuse me, why are you laughing?" asked Adrian in surprise. Leah pressed her lips against her laughter and then shrugged, "I don't know, I think my life is so funny, I felt like an actress in a Hollywood movie," Leah said, somehow she felt like laughing so badly. "Well, you are right, this does sound very strange and ridiculous, then laugh! I also feel like laughing right now," said Adrian, his eyes stared at Leah with lips twitching in laughter.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

she said with a sad smile “I tell myself that sometimes” I joked to lighten the intense air “You are something else” she burst out laughing too “But I appreciate that, it felt really good to hear I still have someone that doesn’t hate my gut” I smiled “It is not just me there are others” she squeezed my hand. “Doesn’t look like it” I joked and we both continued laughing, it didnt feel entirely miserable to laugh at the predicament I was trapped in. I guess it had gotten to the stage where I could find the humor in it.

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

But the frowned turn to laugh all of sudden when I saw how his smile faded. "Why are you laughing?" He then sighed like a child. I didn't know grim reaper can be funny like this. How I wish to see Saint pouting like this. Maybe that's more interesting. Damn! I can't imagine. "You are ridiculous." "Tsk! Everyone's tells that." "Great, at the list I'm not the only one"