Sci Fi Humor Novels & Stories

‘What? The Electrobug Dark Races was stunned. Despite cracking their heads thinking about it, they would not believe that Lucas would say such a thing. ‘If you don’t hand it over, the Electrobug Dark Races shall be eliminated?’ ‘Besides, he is even saying so in such a carefree manner?’ “Hahaha!!!” The head of the Electrobug Dark Races looked up and burst into laughter as if they had never heard of such a hilarious joke. “Hey human, don’t you think your jokes are funny?” the head of the Electrobug Dark Races was looking at Lucas and said.

Hey Nate, Did you do a weird thing? Let's see. You read comments on an online support group, saw one that caught your interest, couldn't suppress the urge to talk to the girl that wrote said comment, sent her the oddest email she's ever read, and then decided to forget that he ever sent the email in the first place. Is that weird? I'll leave you to answer that for yourself. And yes, I do have a sense of humor. Usually the dark kind, but it's still humor nonetheless, isn't it? But nowadays, very few things make me laugh. So,I don't know what to make of it. Does that still count as having a good sense of humor?

SIRIUS : Why are you laughing, what’s so funny?? ELIZA : Nothing really, it’s just that you can be quite amusing SIRIUS : Are you saying I’m a clown??... Do I look funny?? ( he says visibly offended ) ELIZA : No not that, you are not a clown at all, I just mean that you can be funny at times SIRIUS : Well I didn’t say anything funny and anyways, shouldn’t you be upset that I’m not apologizing??

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

I replied "It's actually you that is making us laugh out loud as that" Lucas said. I didn't understand what he meant by that so I looked at them confused as they all began to laugh again "You and your little missy human mate, " Scott said as all of them busted out in laughter and I smiled. I immediately thought knew what they were talking about. I guess they must have heard us having sex. I mean we were a bit loud. "Well, I don't think she is a human, " I said as they all kept quiet

She then asked, leaning back against the booth, feeling a little more comfortable now. Leo thought for a moment, "Anything sci-fi, really. Planet of the Apes, E.T., even the original Frankenstein." He grinned like a little kid. Annie couldn't help but chuckle which only made Leo smile even wider. "What?" He whined, rolling his eyes playfully. "I told you I'm a science geek." Annie grinned, "Those movies creep me out. Imagine the numerous ways the world could end because of mad scientists creating some weird creatures."

“We need comedy. Sci-fi. Explosions. Preferably aliens in glitter boots.” “I’m sitting right here, you know,” I said. “Exactly,” he pointed the remote at me. “And your face looks like it needs healing. Through nonsense.”

This caused Singto to gasp and drop his jaw from the shock of it all. Krist bit insides of his mouth to keep himself from laughing at the way Singto looked right now. “Oh… my… goodness…” “Oh, sorry did I get you? Man, I really didn’t mean to.” There goes the infamous sarcasm again. But Singto didn’t mind it, he was actually still laughing, but now for a different reason. He has a self-deprecating sense of humor and nine times out of then, you’d find Singto just laughing at his own mistakes and clumsiness. This works out perfectly with Krist too since he doesn’t take his sarcasm and dry humor personally, instead he just simply laughs about it.

Date = 1 August Place = San Francisco (UCSF Medical Center) POV - Aria I’m starting to realize that the human body has strange coping mechanisms to ensure survival. Like right now … sitting here in the ER, on a hospital cot in my blood-spattered sundress — I have the overwhelming urge to tell a joke. Why? The hell if I know. Probably some primal, stupid instinct to pretend I’m fine while the universe sets itself on fire. But even if the want is there, my brain’s not exactly open for business, let alone humor.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"