Sci Fi Humor Novels & Stories

“Uh…air. Just air.” He glanced up then, suspicious. “You’re strange.” “I get that a lot.” [System Tip: Try humor using self-deprecation. Humans find it relatable.] I sighed. “Dream, if I die under your management, tell my funeral guests I was killed by deadlines and your resting glare.” His fingers paused on the keyboard. One heartbeat. Two. Then, very faintly, almost inaudibly, he exhaled through his nose. [System Alert: Micro-laugh detected. Progress 75%.]

The Presence Actually Responds “Your discomfort remains statistically consistent.” Theodore stares “…Why are you getting funnier?” Aurelion rubs his forehead “We accidentally taught cosmic entities emotional intelligence.” Vireon quietly adds “And humor.” Eryndor grimaces “That somehow concerns me more.” For the first time in what feels like forever We all laugh Even if only briefly. Even if exhaustion weighs heavily on all of us. And the laughter changes the space again Not dramatically. Not catastrophically. Gently The void beyond existence softens around us.

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

We talked for a bit then I asked if she’d like coffee as we talked. It was the first time I got a taste of Fran’s bawdy sense of humor as she grinned and replied,” You aren’t hitting on me are you?” “Of course not!” I replied having seen the ring on her finger and was stunned by what she said. “That’s a pity.” She said as her grin widened. We sat at the coffee shop talking about sci-fi. We parted company three hours later after drinking four cups of coffee and dissecting the sci-fi novels we had both read. She was interesting to talk to and with her no holds barred sense of humor, fun to be around.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

Turning to Lor, Kate continues: “… I learned some Korean… and I realized I like sci-fi, too. Especially the Terminator series.” Terra chimes in from behind her: “Does that mean you’ll be back?” He says the last phrase while imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Austrian accent so it comes out as {youhll be bach}. “Not really. It’s more like Hasta la vista, baby.” Both Kate and Terra snigger but the joke is lost on the others. Another comfortable lull settles inside the car; what Filipinos teens, in constantly noisy classrooms, imagine as the moment an angel passes by.

The dark humor was so perfectly Jaxx that I couldn't help but laugh. I burst out laughing, the sound bright against the lingering tension in the room. The absurdity of his grim humor never failed to catch me off guard, to remind me that beneath the violence and the control, there was a man who made me laugh in the darkest moments. Jaxx just shrugged, completely unbothered by his own dark wit, though a small smile played at his lips, softening the hard lines of his face.

I asked, "So, Miss. How is it going with the Dark humour guy? Any update so far?" "HA! Dark humour! He's the funniest guy, I've ever met. Didn't you hear that line of him? I mean he called himself motherfucker; oh my, that's the kind of humour I love. Every time he cracks a joke, it makes me head over heels for him. And not forget his awkwardness around girls" the sarcasm was dripping from her mouth. But that changed my mood. And we both started chuckling, "He's not that bad!" I exclaimed. Right? He's not that bad.

Humans are oblivious to all of it. “Silas, television and movies have helped us. Humans are so confused by science fiction they won’t believe the truth even if it hits them in the face.” I frown, but he won’t budge. It is our first real argument and the passages grow silent as Silas and I end it all in a screaming row over what humans believe.

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."