Sci Fi Humor Novels & Stories

“Uh…air. Just air.” He glanced up then, suspicious. “You’re strange.” “I get that a lot.” [System Tip: Try humor using self-deprecation. Humans find it relatable.] I sighed. “Dream, if I die under your management, tell my funeral guests I was killed by deadlines and your resting glare.” His fingers paused on the keyboard. One heartbeat. Two. Then, very faintly, almost inaudibly, he exhaled through his nose. [System Alert: Micro-laugh detected. Progress 75%.]

The Presence Actually Responds “Your discomfort remains statistically consistent.” Theodore stares “…Why are you getting funnier?” Aurelion rubs his forehead “We accidentally taught cosmic entities emotional intelligence.” Vireon quietly adds “And humor.” Eryndor grimaces “That somehow concerns me more.” For the first time in what feels like forever We all laugh Even if only briefly. Even if exhaustion weighs heavily on all of us. And the laughter changes the space again Not dramatically. Not catastrophically. Gently The void beyond existence softens around us.

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

He said. “That’s true. I have an idea.” I said plopping on my elbow to face him, “We can cook the dinner together and do movie marathon, I have mood for horror movies. What do you say?” I asked him, I knew he creeps when he watches horror movies because he thinks it’s waste of time since ghosts don’t exists. “The first part sounds good but can we watch action or sci fi movies?” He asked me cheekly. “Oh, come on, Xav. I don’t understand these sci fi movies, who imagines to live on a planet in a different galaxy or robots like humans become villain with extraordinary mind.” I rolled my eyes.

Which is about the only thing we agree on. If Chris notices this dynamic, he doesn’t show it. Instead, he joins in as the leap from topic to topic which includes the latest page three model, women in gyms, dating and top gear. For almost two hours I persevere, struggling to detect a single witty remark among this poor excuse for schoolboy humour. Yet the last thing I want is to be dismissed as having no sense of humour. I redundantly stand with a smile on my face. You’d think this would be easy, but it’s not. Unlike Chris, who has tears rolling down his face, I find his friends about as hilarious as having a root canal done without any pain relief. “Jesus, they’re so funny,” laughs Chris. He

The dark humor was so perfectly Jaxx that I couldn't help but laugh. I burst out laughing, the sound bright against the lingering tension in the room. The absurdity of his grim humor never failed to catch me off guard, to remind me that beneath the violence and the control, there was a man who made me laugh in the darkest moments. Jaxx just shrugged, completely unbothered by his own dark wit, though a small smile played at his lips, softening the hard lines of his face.

We talked for a bit then I asked if she’d like coffee as we talked. It was the first time I got a taste of Fran’s bawdy sense of humor as she grinned and replied,” You aren’t hitting on me are you?” “Of course not!” I replied having seen the ring on her finger and was stunned by what she said. “That’s a pity.” She said as her grin widened. We sat at the coffee shop talking about sci-fi. We parted company three hours later after drinking four cups of coffee and dissecting the sci-fi novels we had both read. She was interesting to talk to and with her no holds barred sense of humor, fun to be around.

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

Me:LOL okay. Kip:Jesus, I’m so sorry, that was a genuine Freudian slip LOL. Me:Haha don’t worry about it. Yes, I read hard sci-fi! Have you read many of the classics? Kip:Hold on, I’m busy saying every swear word I can think of. Me:Kip, I’m not upset! It made me laugh. He doesn’t reply for a moment. I picture him walking up and down, cursing at himself. I smile. He’s quite sweet.