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In a world where rogues, if captured, are sold as slaves to the pack wolves, life seems like it's about to get worse for ten year old Nadia whose rogue camp was recently torn apart by slavers. Separated from her family, Nadia finds herself purchased by the next Alpha of the Red Moon Pack who is five years older than her. The Red Moon pack isn't known for its kindness and is instead known for its strength, fierceness, and overall dominance over other packs. Nadia expects her master to be cruel to her, but instead he’s nice and treats her well. While cold at first over the years Maddox learns to open his heart to his slave and build a bond with her, after all she is special to him, but only he knows why. The other slaves and servants of the packhouse bully Nadia for her special treatment and do everything they can to make her life miserable. The Alpha's mother and uncle don't like her and don't like how the pretty rogue slave. They thinks she distracts him finding his mate. Eight years later, Maddox is Alpha of the pack after his father was killed in a war against another pack several years ago. Now, that Nadia is eighteen it's time for Maddox to claim his slave. While others think he is bedding his slave for fun or as a breeder, it's much more than that because his slave is his mate and he will be demanded if anyone else has her, but him. No one knows how valuable Nadia is and who she is to the Alpha, but when the truth comes out everything changes. Will his family stop him from claiming her as his mate and if so how far will they go?

Rose tidak menyangka jika seseorang yang telah menculiknya adalah Louton Vague, seorang ahli waris dari salah satu Holding Company terbaik di USA. Padahal selama ini Rose selalu melihat Louton sebagai sosok pria muda tampan yang sopan dan berwibawa. Namun, setelah tahu bagaimana perlakuan Louton padanya, kini Rose tahu bahwa ternyata Louton adalah pria misterius dan menakutkan yang berhati dingin, kejam, bahkan tak segan menyerang fisik perempuan. Meski begitu, menghabiskan waktu berhari-hari bersama Louton, paling tidak membuat Rose tahu jika ada yang salah dengan diri pria itu. Kesalahan yang mungkin saja bisa Rose perbaiki, karena Rose merasa bahwa ada sisi baik yang tersembunyi di dalam diri Louton dan entah kenapa ... itu justru membuat Rose luluh. Rose tahu apa yang dirasakannya pada Louton adalah salah. Tidak sepantasnya ia justru menaruh rasa simpati pada seseorang yang telah menculiknya. Lantas, Rose harus bagaimana? Apa setelah dirinya terbebas dari Louton, ia harus melaporkan tindakan Louton? Apa setelah dirinya terbebas dari Louton, ia bisa bertemu dengan Louton lagi agar dapat terus mengubahnya menjadi seseorang yang jauh lebih baik?

They called me wolfless. Useless. A disgrace to the pack. For eighteen years, I lived with their hate, holding on to one small hope that my fated mate would see something good in me. But I was wrong. Alpha Victor didn’t just reject me, he broke me in front of everyone, tearing my heart to pieces and throwing me out like I was nothing. But the wild doesn’t destroy everyone it touches. Sometimes, it wakes them up. When the hunters chased me into the dark, something inside me broke free. Shadows burst from my skin. Power I never knew I had filled the air. That’s when I finally saw the truth they’d kept from me: I was never wolfless. I am the last Shadow Wolf, a bloodline feared, hunted, and nearly wiped out by the same Alphas who rule us. Now, the Alpha King, Damon Blackthorn, has found me. Cold. Ruthless. Dangerous. He’s the strongest wolf alive and the bond between us burns hotter than anything I’ve ever known. But he doesn’t want love. He wants power. And I want revenge. They tried to crush me. They tried to erase me. But you can’t kill a queen who rose from the shadows. --- “You think you can control me, Alpha King?” “I don’t think, little wolf. I do.” — A dark love story about pain, power, and a dangerous bond that could destroy them both.

One girl. Two rivals. A challenge that was never supposed to become real. Now the Rogue and the King are both playing to win—and Maya’s heart is the prize. Maya Bennet has one rule when it comes to men. Never date a jock. She learned that lesson the hard way after a football player took her heart—and her virginity—only to dump her the next day because of a locker-room bet. Since then, Maya has focused on her future: her scholarship, her job, and the quiet life she’s built in the small off-campus house she shares with friends. No athletes. No drama. No heartbreak. Then Logan Hayes moves in. Logan is the university’s hockey star, known across campus as The King—confident, charming, and used to getting what he wants. Suddenly Maya’s peaceful home turns into a revolving door of hockey players, loud parties, and the kind of attention she’s spent years avoiding. But Logan isn’t the one she should be worried about. Next door lives Cole Ryder. Quarterback. Campus legend. The football captain everyone calls The Rogue. Cole Ryder doesn’t lose—on the field or with women. So when Maya refuses to fall for his reputation, Cole does what he does best. He accepts the challenge. What starts as rivalry turns into late-night conversations, stolen kisses, and a connection neither of them expected. But Cole doesn’t do relationships. And Logan is starting to realize the quiet girl next door might be worth fighting for. Because when two powerful men decide they want the same woman… someone is bound to lose. ⸻ Tropes you’ll love • College Romance • Love Triangle • Enemies to Lovers • Forced Proximity • Slow Burn

Tana thought her wedding day would be the start of forever. Instead, it became the day her world fell apart. Standing at the altar, she watched as her mate, the alpha of the Middle Forest, rejected her in front of everyone. He didn’t just break her heart; he chose her stepsister instead. The betrayal cut deep, but the punishment that followed was even worse. Stripped of her title, exiled from her pack, and forced to drink a potion that severed her mate bond, she lost everything including her connection to her wolf, Phoenix. Alone and abandoned, Tana was thrown into the brutal world of rogues, where survival meant blood, pain, and a heart that refused to break. She learned to fight, to endure, to bury the girl she once was. Then she met Jackson. The ruthless Alpha of the HellGuard pack, Jackson was a ghost from her past, the boy who once had feelings for her. But now, he looks at her like a stranger. The potion changed her face, her scent, her everything. He doesn’t recognize her, and she isn’t sure if that’s a blessing or a curse. Fate may have torn her apart once, but this time, she won’t be the one left bleeding. With revenge burning in her veins and two powerful alphas standing in her way, Tana must decide: Will she destroy the mate who betrayed her,or risk everything for the one who might truly see her? Because love is cruel. And fate? Even crueler.

The Rogue Kings I ~ Solaris’ Reign ~ Solaris has reached the end. Her body giving out after her gruesome past and forcing her to accept the future. However, she’s not done yet. There are some last strings tied to her past that she needs to bring together. It brings her home, to the Moon River pack, and to two men she never thought she would see again. However, with their fates intertwined, Solaris needs to pull everyone together before she takes her last breath. To save the lives of everyone she loves but her own. Battling the stigma of rogues, the broken-hearts of her lovers, an old flame, her duties to her kind, and trying to hold on before her final breath is taken. ~ The Rogue Kings is a two-part story. Solaris’ Reign is the first part of this epic tale. Part 2 (Nate’s Reign) is coming May 2025!

Eric’s wolf is pushing him to his limit, night after night volunteering for patrols. Waking to find his sheets covered in mud, his entire body aching and patches of dried blood Eric decided he’s had enough. If his wolf Braxton wouldn’t tell him what is going on he would have his father, the Alpha, force it out of him.

On a storm-soaked night, twins Aiden and Rowan Hale open their front door to find a stranger bleeding on their couch. He calls himself Kai; injured, handsome, and disoriented, but the moment Rowan sees him, something in him breaks. He knows that face, or he thinks he does. To Aiden, Kai is gentle and harmless. To Rowan, he resembles a presence from his past; someone powerful, dangerous, and never meant to return. When Kai insists he remembers nothing, the twins are pulled into a web of uncertainty. Secrets resurface. Loyalties strain. And as Aiden grows closer to the man Rowan fears most, one question consumes them: Is Kai truly a broken man with no memory… or has something far darker come home?

What happens when you find yourself trapped in a world that was never yours, your father betrays you, your mothers turns her back on you and your siblings hate you. Rowena thinks that her life couldn’t get any worse than being the hidden princess at the castle, all that she had looked forward to her entire life was turning 18 so she could get away from there but when she turns 18 her kingdom turns their back on her and her father tries to have her killed. To escape her father’s hatred Rowena has to strike a deal with the wolf king that had been captured and tortured for years by her people. That night, under the full moon she lets the beast go and also escapes with him but what starts as an escape plan becomes something formidable filled with so much twist and tension.

The hole left by Aelia’s death has a ripple effect through the world. The Alpha King retires, ushering in a new era. The Rogue King title now left vacant for the time being. Silas losing his sister, again. Nate losing his mate. Finn and Noah losing their Alpha and their lover. Under the weight of his grief and pain, along with of the uncertainty of the new mate bond forged between Silas and Nate, Silas decides that he needs help. The weight of being Alpha that nearly just lost his pack if his little sister hadn’t been there, Silas decides to push everything away to be a better and stronger Alpha. Using magic is father gave him, Silas loses so much more than his way. Nate, struggling with the mate bond, what the bond means for him, has continued to fight Silas, his Alpha, his best friend, and now his mate. When their fight goes too far, both Silas and Nate must deal with the consequences. It both pulls them together and tears them apart. Eventually leading to a full break in any relationship they had ever had. On his own, Silas has to navigate through the next chapter alone. Coming to realize his actions, the consequences, and just how much it’s going to take to repair the damage he has done. Nate, also on his own, works through what it means to step up in more ways than one. Somehow, even after her death, Aelia is still reaching out and helping Nate navigate the world on his own. He vows to grow and step up into the wolf that she knew he could be. Book 2 in The Rogue Kings following immediately after The Rogue Kings I - Solaris' Reign. Trigger Warnings. Rated 18+.