Severus Snape Funny Novels & Stories

I stared at him and I saw from his expression the happiness that I did not see before from a serious man like him. "I'm just kidding Hilary! Hihi...You look so serious huh!" He added and I felt better after hearing that even though it was not a good joke for me. "Ehh?? Really?" I asked him, knitting eyebrows in surprise. Because at first, I thought that Severus was behind us. And it actually made my spine to chill.

After a few seconds I heard the Professor's voice booming in class as he resumed his boring talks about the boring lecture in such a boring tone. I hate him. Professor Martin is not like other staffs. he's strict and not so friendly with students who always keep his face up and talk in the air. can't blame him, he must be at least fifty and the age itself allows him to be grumpy and ill-tempered. his thick and square glass will be on his nose all the time. It's been a month of me being in this college and not even for once I saw him smiling. He's hard to impress and to deal with. no one, i repeat no one would dare to stand against him because he exactly feels like some evil character of a mo

“I do not know, Autumn, I suck at this. You should buy one of those Baby Names books when the time comes.” Autumn finally cracked and laughed. “I was joking when I asked you but now that you seemed to give it a thought. How about boys? What would you name a baby boy?” “This one’s easy,” I smirked. I loved how random our talks were sometimes. “Aragorn from Lord of The Rings, Niklaus, and Kol from The Originals, Ash aka Ashley Williams from The Evil Dead Trilogy, Yoda from the Star Wars cos he’s a legend, Mr. Deadpool aka Wade Wilson, and last but not least, Severus Snape from Harry Potter because he made me believe in true love with his amazing one-word quote: always.” I took a deep breath, f

"OK, but I don't want to talk about Reniece. Tell me, what are you going to do about your mate and your baby mama?" "Well, I am going to the doctor with Anna later on to see if the baby is alright. But she’s driving me crazy,” he said. "And Jessica, well I kissed her last night, and then I buckled and confessed my love for her." "Get the fuck outta here! Are you serious?" Cam beamed. "I'm Professor Snape serious, but she turned me down. She has no faith in my feelings for her, plus she has no faith in herself. She keeps downgrading herself, telling me she isn't worthy.”

"Oh, I'm far from done with you, Miss Granger. In fact..." He reached over to the bedside table and opened a drawer. Inside were a host of toys, vibrators, dildos, butt plugs in various sizes. I flushed at the thought of him using them on me. "Roll over," he commanded silkily. "I'm going to stretch this tight asshole next." Aroused all over again, I scrambled to obey. Snape knelt behind me, spreading my ass cheeks wide. He licked a long stripe up my crack before circling the tight ring of muscle with his tongue.

Again the parts of a song… I’m leaving on a jet plane I don’t know when I will be back again Oh babe I hate you go... Mrs. Hillary, who is included in the ranks of killer teachers, is not only fierce but also famous and sadistic. If Mrs. Anna math teacher is Voldemort. So Mrs. Hillary is Professor Snape in the famous School of Witchcraft and wizardry book series, because of the sadism. When a student is do something wrong, it's over. It happened one day that almost all the kid of 11-7 were expelled from class for not doing homework. The remaining 11-7 residents are only a few people like Alfred and several children who are classified as diligent in doing homework. Smart children are not nece

“Yet.” “I don’t know, it was a bit funny,” Severus muses, a dark smile playing on his lips. “She looked like a plucked chicken, just squawking on the floor.” He laughs heartily, a genuine sound of amusement, before taking another drag. He parts his lips to exhale the smoke in a perfect ring. “You should have cut the arms too, really done the trick.” He laughs again, shaking his head. “Maybe we can add that to the first official torture session,” I shrug, the casual cruelty coming easily when it concerns someone who hurt Eleanor.

And to say I had been accusing the professor wrongly. My mind drifted to our last and only conversation. "Have we met before?" I had asked. In response, he said, and quite rudely might I add, "Bold of you to assume I'd remember." before he strode away. My blood boiled at the reminder. How could someone be so full of themselves and still get to be a professor? Teachers were supposed to be gentle sweet-talkers. Right? Except the few Severus Snape candidates. But Professor Valerious was entirely on a different level.

And Selene heard the laughter of the spice girls that watching her from the distance. Maine and Jenny winced as they heard the sharp and impudent words of the most attractive man in their room. When Selene could not handle the shame she felt at that moment, she immediately stood and ran away from the room who followed by her two friends. However, Severus don't mind the situation. He drunk the coffee and smell it's aroma. He stared at the three running away while sipping the coffee. "Hahaha. That bitch. Maybe she think that Severus will gave her a coffee. Poor girl, assuming for the impossible." Veron laughed as she saw Selene in her shame. Severus sat like a king and he nevermind the voices

he snapped, though it was weak, “don’t you dare take this moment to taunt me.” Hector laughed. “Oh, come on. It’s adorable. The mighty Sevrin, soft as a cloud under my hard shell.” Sevrin stiffened and took a step forward, voice sharper. “I’m not fucking soft!” “Oh really?” Hector challenged, moving as if he were going to lunge at him. “You sure about that?” I burst out laughing, holding up my hands. “Stop, both of you! Just stop before someone actually gets hurt,” I said, still giggling.