Snape Funny Novels & Stories

Draco's deathly aura when he entered the van indicated he was in one of his worst moods, which was very surprising considering he had been with the lady boss just a few moments ago. Let's face it, Draco had finally been showing human emotions these past few weeks ever since he met Miss Jones. The man was previously like a robot who, apart from his deathly glares and his signature frigid scowl that always adorned his face, showed no emotion that could tell you what he was thinking or feeling inside.

Some of the men beside Zayn also laughed, even Alexander chuckled before raising the beer that was on the table to his lips while still keeping his eyes on them, he had a gun beside him that would be shot at Arielle once she tried to do anything funny, not like she could do anything anyway. “Hell, My ass! You are suddenly religious in the face of death, even the creator must be snickering at you, the devil would spit his drink back in the glass in disbelief because of that sentence.” Sapphire said and chuckled, for some Luci, who had calmed down, started laughing once again, she was practically wheezing. Sapphire raised Arielle’s head up with her gun and stared into her eyes.

Everett said with derisive cheerfulness. "Why don't you shove your ball-size senses up your mangrove ass!" Sapphire burst into laughter, despite still crying. Scarlette face-palmed and Brie pinched the bridge of her nose, eyeing the man-killer with interest. I tore my gaze away from them and looked down at her. Sapphire gave me a toothy grin and sniffed. "Aren't you forgetting to tell me something?" I tilted my head puzzledly. "It starts with happy," oh.

” Smiling with triumph over my disappointment, he breezes through the door, leaving me all puzzled. "What—‘’ I watch after him with a baffled look. "What did he just say?" I burst into a ridiculous laugher, feeling my cheeks all hot and burning. Is he playing with me? Testing my crazed feelings? Why is he doing this? I huff, completely defeated. Why is it exciting, though, despite the odds? I laugh again, stupidly. However, when Dr. Snape's last words repeat in my head I quickly wipe off my laughter.

Snake said, "Oh yeah and from where I was standing when you had her bent over backwards, she sure does have a pretty pussy. DAMN HOT ONE TOO!" I smiled and said to snake, "I think any pussy you see, black, white, yellow or red would be pretty to you." He acted like he was in thought for a moment before he responded with, "But I love your pussy the most Ms. Britt. Ain't no other girl can hold a candle to that piece of heaven you have between your legs." Spike got the beer out of the refrigerator and I stirred the pot one more time and it was steaming all the way through, so I told the guys to have a seat. I put a hot plate on the table then sat the pot with a big spoon beside it.

Storm snarked. “Watch the tone pup.” A male voice boomed through the room. “What are you doing here?” Selene snapped. The male quirked an eyebrow at her, and she rolled her eyes at him. “I see the snarkyness runs in the family.” He smirked.

Loosing control, he threw the glass of champagne against the wall, smashing it angrily into a million pieces. Frightened by the noise, Cinderella cried. " Royalty_ " " You seem to enjoy telling me lies, don't you? " He snarled. " Tiger and sniper! " Two fat reptiles crawled out hungrily to the big devil. They crept onto his laps, wrapping in full their fat bodies around his tattooed arm. Cinderella recognized the snakes. It was Funfun and dundun.

said Lucas with a faint smile. The few young ladies were stunned. The young lad before them looked like he was only a few years older than them; they were curious how he could be so arrogant while he was talking. The Rank 7 gigantic snake with a tiger's tail stared at Lucas. Obviously, it could comprehend Lucas' comment. It could not tolerate Lucas comment that referred to it as just a tiny snake. All of a sudden, the Rank 7 gigantic snake with a tiger's tail pounced on Lucas. Lucas' shot out a golden aura attack with his eyes, and the Rank 7 gigantic snake with a tiger's tail immediately died on the spot.

Theodore, being just as petty, had resorted to using their subordinates to exchange insults from a distance. The subordinate glanced at Theodore's latest reply and hesitated before reading it aloud. "Mr. Snapp said, 'Hehe, I'm a lapdog with an owner. I'd love for Elara to put a collar on me… maybe even a leash…'" The room fell silent, and the subordinate shuddered. He couldn't believe Theodore Snapp was this shameless! Harvey spat out his words with utter disdain. "Serving people with his looks… How absolutely pathetic!"

I pretend to think about his question placing my hand on my chin and looking up at the sky as I swirl around in my chair. “I doubt, I’m not really a big fan of keeping the devil that close as a pet” Harry seemed to find this very funny as he couldn’t stop laughing, I stared at him. Just laughing for a little before I joined in with a slight giggles. It was actually quite reliving. “What’s so funny?”