Severus Snape Funny Novels & Stories

“What am I forgetting?” Tyler’s forehead frowned a little as he gave it a thought. “A box of tissue?” He peered down at the basket and then looked up. “Do we bring snacks for Severus other than corn?” “Oh,” I smacked my forehead lightly. “Can you grab his biscuits from the living room?” Tyler moved from the kitchen back to the living room. A few minutes later I heard him yelling back, “The animal-shaped ones, yeah?”

"Stop joking. I know what I look like. How could I possibly be cute?!" "Well, you seem to have some misunderstanding about yourself!" Xavier insisted. "Just now, when you pouted like that, you looked like a little round pufferfish. So adorable!" Serena frowned. "Hey, can you have some conscience? I was angry just now, and instead of comforting me, you’re focusing on whether I’m cute or not?!" Xavier grinned, revealing two rows of perfectly white teeth. "By the way, if I want to see you look that cute and playful often, do I need to make you angry every now and then?"

then get enough security if you are coming to this excursion maybe he will try the couples thing," Bai wen wen joked before laughing. "Am serious, don't you see that his last look on me, I swear something must be wrong with that man," Gao yu said as they walked the school walkway. "Pffft, talking as if you don't know mr Snapes, that man is as weird as Harry Potter characters, I bet he was looking at you like that because you look like one piece of history," Bai wen wen said. Truly, though professor Lin zhi zhu ( Mr Snapes), hadn't stayed that much in the school the students has come to know him for acting weird, there was once a time he carried a mummified corpse to school just to show how E

I pretend to think about his question placing my hand on my chin and looking up at the sky as I swirl around in my chair. “I doubt, I’m not really a big fan of keeping the devil that close as a pet” Harry seemed to find this very funny as he couldn’t stop laughing, I stared at him. Just laughing for a little before I joined in with a slight giggles. It was actually quite reliving. “What’s so funny?”

Severin was trying to get others to do his dirty work! Harvin laughed out loud. "Haha! Mister Stanley, you are such a coward! How could I kill someone just because Mister Severin failed to fix my mother's legs? I'm a reasonable person. I'm sure Mister Severin is just joking with you. Look at how scared you are now!"

Severus lost his cool anger for just a moment, his voice sounding a little shrill towards the end of his sentence. Surprisingly, Sidia had to bite her tongue to keep from laughing. The way Severus chided his mother made him seem like a spoiled brat instead of a grown man. His entire persona was unraveling in front of her eyes. The carefully curated personality had truly been nothing more than a front for her.

Like I might throw up if he kept talking. Ashton didn’t look convinced at all “Interesting... you don’t know the origin, even though it seems to have started from your pack. Or perhaps, Severus doesn’t host such… gatherings at all, and everyone else is simply delusional.” he said dryly. A few snickers broke out across the room. I looked around briefly. Some of the Alphas were smiling as they were clearly entertained. Even a few elders looked amused. What the hell was so funny? This wasn’t supposed to be funny. This was supposed to be a downfall, not some ridiculous moment where Sapphire got to sit right next to the King.

"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike." — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix * H U N T E R J O N E S | The Lovestruck Bad Boy It had been a really good day. I had gotten to spend time with Mey, helping her with homework and telling her my life story. I let out a dreamy sigh, which made me look like Ron after he accidentally drank the love potion. Except that I didn't need a love potion to be crazy about Mey.

If she wasn't careful, she could topple over into the drink she'd just ordered. As we both sat and he mumbled something else about his companion, I thought about how hearing the details of Davis's sex life was not on my list of desirable activities. “Your wife is welcome to join us,” I suggested. Severus laughed. “My wife doesn’t travel with me, not if she can avoid it. Catalina does.” Nodding, I pursed my lips. “That’s convenient.” He shrugged. “She’s new, but so far I like what I’ve seen.” He leaned closer. “And there isn’t much I haven’t seen.” He looked around. “Where’s that cute little waitress that’s hot for you. Flag her down. I could use a drink.”

If she wasn't careful, she could topple over into the drink she'd just ordered. As we both sat and he mumbled something else about his companion, I thought about how hearing the details of Davis's sex life was not on my list of desirable activities. “Your wife is welcome to join us,” I suggested. Severus laughed. “My wife doesn’t travel with me, not if she can avoid it. Catalina does.” Nodding, I pursed my lips. “That’s convenient.” He shrugged. “She’s new, but so far I like what I’ve seen.” He leaned closer. “And there isn’t much I haven’t seen.” He looked around. “Where’s that cute little waitress that’s hot for you. Flag her down. I could use a drink.”