Queen
Lars sang at me, before taking a giant bite from his door-step shaped sandwich.
“Me thinks the lady doth protest too much” Lars took a third bite; the sandwich nearly finished.
“Hamlet? Really, Lars?” I sighed. “It’s just unnatural.”
“Uh huh” Lars said round a mouthful of mustard, horseradish, mayonnaise, ham and rye “You keep telling yourself that.”
“Lars!”
I spun away from him quickly, knowing my eyes would betray me, and hurled the glass at the wall where it shattered just like what I felt was left of my heart.