Short Amusing Stories Novels & Stories

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

Hugging her, he coaxed, "Alright, I'll stop teasing you. I'll tell you a real joke. One day, an elephant stepped on an ant hill. "The ants were furious and swarmed out of their home, planning to kill the elephant. They crawled toward the elephant's leg, but the elephant shook its leg, and the ants all fell to the ground. "Only one ant successfully climbed up to the elephant's neck. The other ants cheered. They shouted at the ant, 'Great work! You're the best! Strangle it! Strangle it! Strangle it!' "Encouraged by their high spirits, the ant thought that it could strangle the elephant for real. But after searching around the elephant's neck, it turned back to look at its tiny friends on the g

Jazz felt had no choice but to bend down, crouched in front of Essa, and whispered a joke through his gritted teeth. "Two brothers were talking. The younger brother asked, 'brother, can you say something in one sentence and make me upset?'" Essa blinked her eyes, tears on her cheeks, but she was listening intently. "The elder brother said, 'Your wife has a mole on her left breast.' Then the younger brother demanded, 'Now say something in one sentence to cheer me up.' And the elder brother said, 'I went to primary school with her as a toddler.'" Essa got it. She cupped her mouth and giggled. One second earlier, she was still crying, but now she was all smiling.

Her cuteness made his smile returned and he went to help the old lady preparing the next order. In front of the parlor, the crowds clapped their hands and laughed. They were very entertained Jai’s story about the orphanage children in the mausoleum. Not only that, he also told them a fairy tale from his previous world, the one with the glass shoes and fairy godmother, and everyone seemed very interested. Of course, he told these stories while showing them a bit of his sparks in certain anecdotes. This was to surprise them and get their interest to stay, and they were, they did.

He had a mischievous smile in his eyes, a sign that he was about to share one of his silly stories, which always left everyone laughing. "Hey, everyone! Guess what?" Dan exclaimed, barely able to contain his excitement. "What is it, Dan?" Mitchell asked, joining in the enthusiasm. "Well," Dan began, a mischievous smile spreading across his face, "I was playing in the backyard, and I saw a squirrel. But this wasn't just any squirrel! It was wearing sunglasses!" The room erupted in laughter as everyone imagined the comical sight of a squirrel sporting tiny sunglasses. Dan loved to share his imaginative tales, and his stories were a source of endless joy for the family.

The youngest of the children came and spoke intelligibly, " Uhummmmmmm, mommy, hurum?" Clara laughed as she finished her joke, and even then Otávio didn't laugh. " Did you get the joke?” " Yes. The youngest had a brick fall on his head at birth, right?” " Yes, " Clara still laughed. " And this is a joke? The baby had serious problems, and by the looks of it, sequels.”

Liam said with grin “It most certainly is,” Bruce said with a frown. “You didn’t even give the joke a chance,” Garth said. “A joke that involves bestiality doesn’t deserve a chance,” Bruce said haughtily. “Where did you hear these jokes? You guys have never been joke tellers.” “That hotter than smoke brunette in the red dress,” Garth answered bluntly. “She’s been telling all kinds of jokes for the past forty minutes to various people.” “Like who?” Bruce asked with concern.

The first woman to draw a prompt burst out laughing as she read it. “Tell us about the most embarrassing thing your mate has ever done.” The entire circle erupted in laughter. Soon stories began pouring out. One woman described how her husband had once fallen asleep during a council meeting and nearly tipped his chair over. Another confessed that her mate had tried to impress her by cooking dinner and ended up burning the stew so badly that the entire house smelled like smoke for days. The laughter was loud and genuine. Even the elders were chuckling. The basket eventually made its way to me.

He cheered on, until I had done at least fifteen of those before I stopped. "Right, I remember one just now." I blurted out. "What's that?" He questioned. "Let me show it to you instead." I stretched my hands to my front, bended my legs and made sure I was close to him before squatting a bit. My ass landed directly on his front, grinding on him a little before he jumped back. "Shit! That was an accident. I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to do that." I quickly apologized, but I did mean to do that.

The air crackled with their adrenaline and camaraderie, their anticipation for the upcoming game contagious. As I pushed my way through the crowd, one guy jeered, "Hey, look at Shorty over here! What's your sport, little man? Mini-golf?" Laughter erupted around me. Another chimed in, "More like the Elf Olympics!" Their laughter felt like a punch to the gut, but I wasn't surprised. I already knew my height would be another point of contention I'd have to deal with here. Trying to mask my discomfort, I shot back, "You know what they say about us little guys, right? We're like ninjas, here one moment, gone the next." Their laughter only grew louder, echoing loudly in my ears.