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She rules her world,she sets the pace. Pretty poison. Driven by revenge and the never quenched hunger for blood and vengeance. She's a one woman army, and the Mafia Bosslady. But will the iron lady ever bend?

Kayla Zania yang selalu dihina dan direndahkan oleh keluarga suaminya karena hanya seorang penjual sayuran. Puncaknya adalah saat Riko, suaminya, membawa wanita selingkuhannya yang lebih kaya untuk dinikahi hingga akhirnya Kayla pergi tanpa membawa apa pun selain rasa sakit hati dan sebuah tekad. “Tunggulah. Akan aku buat kalian berlutut di bawah kakiku!”  Tanpa mereka tahu, sebenarnya Kayla adalah pimpinan kelompok mafia penguasa dari seluruh industri di kota itu!

Alzna Romanov was sold under a false name, and forced into a life she never chose. When the ruthless mafia Don Marcello Montavelli purchases her, Alzna realizes he’s even colder and more ruthless than she imagined. Worse, he knows her true identity and plays along, making him more dangerous than she ever anticipated Marcello has his reasons for keeping Alzna close, reasons he guards as fiercely as his empire. In the depth of their contentious relationship, a forbidden attraction festers As Alzna and Marcello are drawn closer, buried secrets surface, turning their deadly game into something unexpected. Trust becomes a weapon, and love is a gamble that could cost them everything. Will they destroy each other or find the one thing they never thought they needed? Disclaimer: This book contains mature themes, including strong language, graphic violence, dubiously consensual situations, and emotionally intense scenarios. Reader discretion is advised.

She went undercover to destroy him… and now she has to seduce him so he will let his guard down. Detective Natalia morozova's mission was simple it was to get close to Mikhail Volkov, the Bratva's pakhan and gather some information to use against him but after saving his life, she wakes up in his bed… and unknowingly signs a marriage contract to him. And now she has to play the perfect wife smiling sweetly, touching him softly while plotting his downfall, but every possessive grip on her body, makes it harder to remember which of them is really in control, and what her mission really is. In this game of seduction and lies one of them has to surrender.. and it might not be him.

Isang masiyahin na babae si Zeri until she disappeared. Ilang taon siyang nawala, and when she finally returned, she was no longer the jolly child they remembered. She became cold, distant, and feared. She had become the Heartless Queen of the most unruly section in their school. Everything was normal until she met Yudos. A man who was supposed to fall for her twin sister, Zera. But fate had other plans. Yudos finds himself drawn to Zeri instead, captivated by the girl who’s doing everything she can not to feel the same. But this isn’t just about a forbidden love. As hidden truths come to light, their hearts and lives are thrown into danger. Because loving the Heartless Queen comes with a price...especially once Yudos discovers who Zeri truly is.

Not every love story ends in happiness, and sometimes, the most painful twists come not from fate, but from our own choices. Yeonho loved Vaani—but he couldn’t save her. Zane loved Vanessa—but his own actions led to her death. Now, Zane has been granted a second chance—an opportunity few are ever given. Thrown into a time he never knew, with questions that have no answers, Zane must unravel the mystery of his survival and the purpose of his unexpected return. What is he meant to do in a world where he never existed? Can he right the wrongs of the past, and what sacrifices will he make to ensure his future? The clock is ticking, and Zane's journey to redemption is about to begin. Will he find the strength to rewrite his fate—or will history repeat itself?

[18+] warning Spread your legs, Baby, because am you all night? What are you waiting for? Come eat my now! ***************************************** Cassandra Knight changes when her father passes away, and the 20-year-old Mafia Princess, still new to this lifestyle, is forced to marry her worst enemy, Alessandro Russo, with whom she has a history, for there to be peace in families. Alessandro Russo, A 30-year-old ruthless and cold-blooded mafia Don with many secrets, is set to marry the beautiful Cassandra, who isn't quite fond of him.

In a world ruled by power and betrayal, Atticus Escoban, the younger daughter of the influential Escoban family, has always lived away from the dangerous chaos of their criminal empire. For 21 years, she was sheltered, hidden, and protected. But her life changes forever when Alijax Costaloña, the cold and calculating heir of the Costaloña dynasty, violently confronts her father, leaving him gravely wounded. Atticus never expected to be caught in the crossfire of her family’s schemes. Worse, Alijax discovers her existence and shocks everyone by choosing her—over her older sister Anneth—to be his fiancée. The engagement is a sham, a dangerous ploy to secure alliances, but Alijax has plans no one can predict. Determined to protect her family at any cost, Atticus agrees to the engagement, kahit na lumalaban ang puso niya sa ideya. Behind her composed exterior, she plots her way out, refusing to let the Costaloñas dictate her future. But the closer she gets to Alijax, the harder it becomes to distinguish between the man who ruined her family and the one who seems capable of understanding her like no one else. “Do you think you can escape this, Atticus?” he said, his voice dangerously low as he cornered her in the dimly lit study. “You’re mine now. Whether you like it or not.” Her fists clenched, and she met his cold, unreadable gaze with defiance. “You can own the world, Alijax Costaloña, pero ako? Hindi mo ako makukuha.” In a game of power, deception, and forbidden emotions, Atticus must make the ultimate choice. Will she sacrifice her freedom to protect her family, or will she risk it all to claim the life she truly deserves? Love and survival collide in a story where nothing is what it seems, and every decision could be deadly.

MARIANNA: After years of running around and doing his bidding, I'm tired of being my father's pawn. So what would someone in my position do when they're sent to spy on the enemy? I'll tell you what they don't do. 1. Seduce the enemy. 2. Steal from him and then pin the theft on your father. 3. Kidnap the enemy's right-hand man after shooting him (But to be honest this was Paulo's fuck up. Not mine) 4. Fall for said enemy and (drumroll please) get pregnant. But you can't judge me when you haven't met Cristiano De Luca or his schlong. CRISTIANO: This woman is going to be the end of me. Tropes: Crazy Female Lead, Powerful Male Lead, Crazier side characters, He falls first, Hidden identity, A little love triangle, A sprinkle of violence and a healthy amount of spice. Guaranteed Happily Ever After. Previously titled Carina and Christiano

She was an undercover agent living her life the most normal way she can possibly think, while's a mafia lord, connected to the most inhumane activity. Hindi naman dapat magko kros ang landas nila kundi dahil sa isang mission na tinangganp nya. Nakidnap si Mirae at nabenta kay Quen. Doon nalaman ni Mirae ang utang at kasalanan ng kanyang ama na inabandona sila sa gitna ng pagbabayad ng utang nito. She was suppose to pay her father's sin. Funny thing how Mirae feel soft spot for Quen despite of his cold dimeanor and aura towards her. As the day passed, mas lalong nahuhumaling si Mirae kay Quen, at darating ang araw na hindi inaasahan ni Mirae, ang pagtuklas ng mas malalim na mga kasalanan at sikreto.