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"I will leave the decision in your hands and marry whoever you choose for me but you must be honest and tell her everything about me," "I refuse to marry a man who I do not love and I'm already in love with someone else," Damian, ruthless Mafia lord needs a mother for his children Gianni, sweet medical student needs to save her brother's life. What happened when a medical student save an injured Mafia Lord? What happens when two opposite people paths cross in a form of marriage? Love, anger, hatred, disappointment, misunderstanding, secrets and most of all enemies that lurk in the shadows

He looks at me like he already knows the truth I’ve spent a lifetime hiding. Ethan Vance—lawman, predator, believer in a system I learned to outthink before I could drink wine. His eyes don’t burn with hate. They study, measure, almost… understand. They call him incorruptible. Maybe he is. But I’ve seen incorruptible men fall, not to money or power, but to fascination. The kind that crawls under your skin and makes you wonder if the person chasing you might be the only one who truly sees you. He hunts me by the book. I survive by rewriting it. But somewhere between the pursuit and the silence, between his questions and my lies, the line blurred. And now, I can’t decide which is more dangerous, losing to him, or wanting him to catch me. --- He isn’t what I expected. Luca Vitale walks into every room like he owns it, and maybe he does. Calm. Calculated. Dangerous in ways that don’t show up on a rap sheet. He should be just another target, another name I take down and file away. But there’s something about the way he looks at me. Like he already knows I’m not as untouchable as I pretend to be. I tell myself it’s strategy, curiosity, control. It’s not. It’s a problem. Because every time I think I’m closing in, I realise he’s already two steps ahead—and for the first time in my career, I’m not sure if I’m hunting him, or if he’s letting me try.

Blurb ****** He murders my groom. he claims me as his bride and forces me to marry him under a strange reason I didn't even know. I didn't want to believe it but the undeniable truth stared back at me— I belonged to him now and I was sure I wasn't going to escape it. But this man doesn’t just want marriage. He wants to break me. Ravage me. Consume me until there’s nothing left. And I swore I’d never let him… or so I thought.

Baon sa utang at lulong sa casino, ang desisyon ng kanyang ama ay ipagpalit ang kanyang nakababatang kapatid na babae para sa isang contract marriage sa anak ng pinuno ng kanyang pinag-utangan. At upang mailigtas ang kanyang nakababatang kapatid na babae, napilitan si Claire Mariano na palitan ang posisyon ng kanyang kapatid at pakasalan ang susunod na lider ng pamilya ng mga Navarro, si Javier Zen Navarro. Ngunit paano kung higit sa malaking halaga ng pera ang puno’t dulo ng kontrata na ito? Paano kung sa likod nito ay isang sikreto ang nag-uugnay sa mga Mariano at Navarro? Magagawa kaya ng kontrata na pag-ugnayin ang dalawang pusong sangkot sa madilim na katotohanan? O’ ito ang magsisilbing mitsa sa isang malaking gulo sa pagitan ng kanilang pamilya?

Binar Jelita, seorang gadis yang tumbuh di panti asuhan, berjuang keras untuk bertahan hidup. Beragam pekerjaan paruh waktu ia jalani demi memenuhi kebutuhannya. Suatu hari, ia mendapatkan pekerjaan sebagai pelayan di sebuah bar eksklusif dengan gaji yang menggiurkan. Namun, tak disangka, ia dipaksa untuk menemani seorang pejabat kaya. Meski berusaha menolak, Binar tak berdaya melawan tekanan mereka. Ia dicekoki minuman keras yang telah dicampur afrodisiak. Di tengah kesadarannya yang mulai memudar, sosok seorang pria tiba-tiba muncul. Pria itu membawanya keluar dari neraka yang menjeratnya. Namun, siapa pria itu? Mengapa wajahnya tampak begitu familiar? Apakah ia memiliki hubungan dengan masa lalu Binar?

Zara Castellano doesn’t cry. She doesn’t beg. She doesn’t love. As the only daughter of the most feared mafia family on the East Coast, Zara was raised to command armies and slit throats in silence. At twenty-three, she’s spoiled, dangerous, and untouchable. Men want her. Enemies fear her. And everyone obeys her. Everyone… except Lucien Blake. A self-made billionaire with no allegiance to blood or bullets, Lucien becomes the pawn in a deadly marriage contract—one that ties him to a woman he’s never met but already loathes. Zara doesn’t want a husband. She wants a pet. A toy. A man she can dominate. Lucien isn’t used to bowing. But this time, saying “no” means death. Thrown into a marriage forged by blood and greed, the two clash like fire and ice. Zara pushes. Lucien resists. But behind every fight is a heat they can’t escape—and a twisted attraction that might just destroy them both. Zara doesn’t believe in love. She believes in control. And now, she owns a man who refuses to break. “You don’t have to love me, Lucien. You just have to kneel when I say so.” NOTE: If you’ve read my other books, you know my women bite back and my men bleed beautifully for them. Married to a Monster flips the classic dark romance—this time, the monster wears red lipstick and diamond stilettos. Expect power games, obsession, hate that turns to heat, and a heroine you’ll love to fear. This story contains dominance, manipulation, dark secrets, and psychological warfare—but always consensual. Trigger Warnings: Violence, dark themes, emotional manipulation, power imbalance, sexual tension, sex, obsession. Tags: Mafia Princess, Billionaire Husband, Enemies to Lovers, Forced Marriage, Dominant Heroine, Dark Romance, Power Couple.

Si Dolly ay ordinaryong babae—breadwinner at pangalawa sa magkakapatid. Lumuwas siya sa Maynila para makahanap ng trabaho at tuparin ang pangarap niyang maging guro, dala ang bigat ng iniwang pamilya matapos talikuran sila ng ama dahil sa pangangaliwa. Hindi niya alam na ang simpleng buhay niya ay magtatagpo sa mundo ng kayamanan, kapangyarihan, at panganib.Si Harwinn Damonier ay mafia CEO at anak ni Ravazzo Damonier, ang founder ng Eclipsis Consortium—isang global empire na charitable sa publiko pero illegal sa likod ng mga pinto. Sa simula, wala siyang pakialam kay Dolly. Ang kanilang kasal ay kasunduan lang, pinilit ng ama ni Harwinn para mapanatili ang kapangyarihan ng pamilya at ang seguridad ng Consortium. “No distractions. Work is everything,” Paulit-ulit niyang sinasabi sa sarili.Ngunit si Dolly, sa kanyang stubbornness at matibay na puso, unti-unting binago ang malamig na mundo ni Harwinn. Mula sa asaran, ragebaiting, at matinding pagtatalo, napagtanto niya na may nararamdaman siya—isang damdaming hindi niya dapat aminin. Lahat ay maayos hanggang sa nalaman ni Dolly ang engagement ni Harwinn kay Natavalya Solaris, anak ng powerful Solaris family at intended bride para palakasin ang Consortium. Heartbroken, tumakas siya—hindi alam na buntis na pala siya. Sa dalawang buwan ng pagtatago at lungkot, napasakamay siya ng isang grupo na may utang na loob kay Jadraque Solaris, na plano gamitin siya para pilitin si Harwinn sa kasal kay Natavalya. Ngayon, nakatayo si Harwinn sa pagitan ng puso at kapangyarihan, habang ang kanyang mahal, si Dolly, ay nasa panganib. Isang mafia empire, isang forbidden love, at isang hindi inaasahang bata—maaaring magbago ng lahat.Makakaya kaya nilang labanan ang kasalanan, kapangyarihan, at dugo ng pamilya para sa kanilang pagmamahalan? O mawawala ang lahat sa dilim ng kanilang nakaraan at ng mundo ng mafia?

Matthew Lockwood and Adrian Thorne were born rivals, competing for everything from love to business. When their families arrange an engagement between Matthew’s sister and Adrian, Matthew vows to stop it at all costs. But as secrets unravel, including Adrian’s dangerous Mafia ties and the hidden truth behind the engagement, Matthew finds himself drawn to the one man he’s spent his life hating. In a world of lies, betrayal, and passion, Matthew must decide: can he trust the man who’s both his enemy and his obsession? And when the lines between love and revenge blur, will Matthew survive the deadly game they’re playing? The game has only just begun...

At first, I believed that the worst thing that could happen was my father abandoning me in that store, but I was mistaken. I was kidnapped, sold, and betrayed by the only man I trusted: my father. And I was bought by Lucian Moretti, my childhood love, Luke, who I thought was gone. "Do you remember me, Jules?” His voice was velvet over steel, low, threatening, and hauntingly familiar. Julia hadn't heard Lucian Moretti's name in almost a decade, since the boy next door disappeared without a goodbye, leaving her with only a stolen summer and a thousand unsolved questions.  Now he was no longer the boy I used to know. He was Lucian Moretti, the man who had just taken control of her life.  Julia is lured into the shadows to settle a debt she never owed, and she ends up confined in the home of the city's most feared mafia don.  BCaptivity is just the beginning.  Lucian isn't just after her body; he's seeking the truth that she is unaware she is concealing. This truth has the potential to destroy his empire.  Their reunion is not nice; it is nasty.  His smile is not tender; it is poisonous.  And what games are they playing?  It concludes with one of them kneeling. But in the dark, the line between revenge and passion blurs, and Julia is unsure if she is his prisoner... or his obsession.  Lucian desires more than just retribution; he wants "her." This time, he won't let go.

His reputation stretches far and wide and is darker than his dark suits and ties. After Lauren's first encounter with her father's killer, she realizes he’s just as dangerous as he is handsome. She doesn’t like the man or anything he stands for, though that doesn’t stop her heart from wanting to jump out of her chest like an excited rabbit when he’s near, nor the shiver that ghosts down her spine at the sound of his voice. And he’s always near. Telling her what to do. Dragged into his world in a contract marriage that'd benefit the dark lord and satisfy her thirst for revenge against her mother's enemies, her life and heart goes towards a downward spiral. Lauren may be a sweet girl on the outside, but she’s beginning to learn she has a taste for the darkness, for rough hands on her neck, cigarettes, and emerald-colored eyes.