Short Comedy Quotes

Maya believes in fairy-tales and soulmates. Only problem with that is fairy-tales set a girl up for dissapointments in real life the prince goes off with the wrong princess.

When you're a nerd and had a juicy night with the notorious bad boy. You're 💔 to find out the night was a game. He's dared to take your v card. Yrs later, you saw him, the rising hockey star, on a national tv show. When he’s asked why he's always single, Him: I'm waiting for my girl to accept my apology. Then he looked straight at the camera. You heard your name "Evie, I'm sorry. " In less than an hour, #foundevie is the hottest hashtag on social media...

Kennedy Rogers was what most would call antisocial, she played it safe in most things and preferred not to take chances. In NYC for New Years Kennedy has a chance run-in with the notorious bad boy rocker Seth Greer and an even more shocking run-in with his bodyguard. After hearing what happened with his bodyguard Seth reaches out to her and tries his best to make it up to her. The short time she is able to spend with him makes her realize she needs to live life more and she takes a step out of her comfort zone and moves to New York with her best friend. Letting down her walls she lets Seth in only to discover his world is nothing but broken promises and lies. Will she be able to adjust to his lifestyle? Will he be ready to settle down for her?

Paano kung malaman mo na isang malaking kasinungalingan lang pala lahat? Na pinaglaruan ka lang ng taong mahal mo? Alena Reyes, maganda, inosente at maraming pangarap sa buhay. Labis na nagtiwala at nagmahal sa taong akala niya ang ibibigay ang langit. Pero sa huli nalaman niyang isa lang malaking kasinungalingan ang lahat. Dahil ang lalaking mahal niya ay pag aari na ng iba at ang masaklap pa dahil sa isang pustahan kaya siya nito pinatulan. Makakabangon kaya sa pagkakalugmok ang isang Alena Reyes? Tunghayan natin ang kanyang kwento.

Nineteen-year-old Miranda is forced to Marry Hazel; an arrogant billionaire who is flat-out mean and so done with women. She hates him with a passion and the feeling is mutual. Compelled to keep Miranda as his wife, Hazel becomes frustrated as she gets on his very last nerve, giving him tit for tat. There's a thin line between love and hate and, Miranda and Hazel are just about to find out. Would it be too late when they realize their feelings for each other?

Amanda Smith, who decided to go home early after her contract couldn't be renewed due to the school's financial problem. On getting home, only for her to meet her fiance and her best friend having an intimate section together. She moved out of the apartment she shared with her friend. Eric Adam, a tech billionaire, also a single dad, needs a teacher and a mentor for his son who was on probation in school. What will happen when Amanda teaches and mentors the son and falls in love with him? Will Eric return her feelings or ignore them due to his last relationship with his ex-wife?

"Make sure you wipe the counter," I remind him while wearing my panties. "With my tongue?" "Sure, if you wipe again with disinfectant after that." "Awww my little girl all grown up, using the word disinfectant and all. Bet you're getting deflowered any day now!" I smack his head while he laughs, thinking it's funny to keep on teasing me since last week. "I hope his willy isn't as big as mine," okay what now, "so he won't hurt your flower." I wanted to be mad at him, I do, but I laugh instead, stupid Toffer and his little boy talk. *** 30 year old Nina is confused with her hopeless love life. While her best friend pleasures women in the next room, she remains in her space keeping her virginity in-tact, wondering if she’s meant to be with her first love or she needs to move on to find her true soulmate. It takes my first love to end my dating strike. But will it take my first love to end my virginity?

He told me she was the little glimmer of light in his dark soul but he lost her and I was the replacement. "You shine like the fucking sun but I don't want you bright, I want you tainted". With that, he claimed me. ***** Tammy Jones was just a college student that returned home for the Christmas holiday. Little did she know the beginning of the holiday was going to be the start of her new life in a world where mayhem and danger lurked. At the time when she'd lost all hope of escaping the cruel world, an extremely good-looking stranger rescued her. But there was more to this stranger than just the good looks. What could go wrong with getting kidnapped and then rescued? You might want to read to know! WARNING: +18 and contains scenes of violence and sexual abuse!!!

The image of him being happy and loving with my best friend felt like betrayal. It felt like he had launched a knife into my heart while I was struggling to breathe. How could he betray me this way? How could he betray me with my best friend? I felt cold. "You said you loved me." I cried out and brushed the tears running down my face away. He stared at me, and the coldness in his eyes mirrored the one his mother always had for me. "That was my greatest mistake." ... Once Imela believed love was enough, now not anymore. Love was just another lie that the weak believed in to keep them from seeing the truth.

Paano kung ang babaeng pinakasalan mo ay matutuklasan mong isa lamang impostor? Kambal Sina Janice at Jasmine. Nang bumalik si Denver sa Pilipinas ay pinakasalan nito ang inaakala niyang kasintahan na si Janice. Ngunit matutuklasan niyang ang kakambal nitong si Jasmine ang nagpanggap na si Janice at ito ang pinakasalan niya. Ang totoong Janice ay nabuntis ng ibang lalaki. At nakipagsabwatan si Jasmine sa kakambal para matustusan ang pangangailangan ng buong pamilya nito lalo na ang amang may sakit. In short, niloko at pinaglaruan siya ng kambal! Ngunit hindi iyon maaring malaman ng buong pamilya ni Denver kung hindi ay maaapektuhan ang posisyon niya sa kompanya bilang CEO. Kaya inilihim niya ang totoo sa kanyang pamilya at ibang tao. Ang nararamdamang pag-ibig para sa asawa ay nauwi sa pagkamuhi. Tiyempo namang muling bumalik sa buhay niya si Rosemarie, ang kanyang first love. Ipinagtapat niya kay Rosemarie ang lahat at unti-unti ay nagiging malapit silang muli sa isa't-isa. Ngunit habang tumatagal ay narerealize niyang mahal na mahal na niya si Jasmine. Pero paano niya mamahalin ang babaeng pera lamang niya ang habol sa kanya? Habang si Jasmine naman ay nainlab na ng todo kay Denver ngunit paano paniniwalaan ni Denver na tapat ang pag-ibig niya rito lalo pa at sirang-sira na ang pagkatao niya sa paningin nito? Idagdag pang ginugulo ang utak niya ni Damian. Ang pinsan ni Denver na handa siyang tanggapin ano man ang kasalanan at pagkatao niya. Ngunit sa huli, ang pag-ibig pa rin ni Denver ang pipiliin niya.