Short Comedy Quotes

Amber has lived her whole life being the perfect daughter, though bound to a comatose man, she remains unwaveringly faithful, until a work trip changes everything. Amber witnesses a murder and ends up being hunted by a dangerous underboss. Then she meets Valentino Orsini– the family's dangerous, exiled son, and her husband's Uncle that she had long sworn to forget. He offers her protection in exchange for her living under his roof. To Valentino, she is his little Purple, fierce and strong willed. To Amber, he is the cold, ruthless man that left years ago. What happens when old spark reignites and what is meant to be nothing more than in-laws living under the same roof twists into something more than just desire? What will Amber's fate be when she is thrusted into a world of blood, temptations and sin? Will she be able to resist her uncle In-law or will she submit to him? What happens when her husband wakes up and she has to return to her life? Will Valentino be willing to let her go?

Lima tahun yang lalu, Arra melarikan diri bersama janin dalam kandungannya dan bersumpah untuk tidak pernah melihat pria bernama Eiden yang sudah menghancurkan hidupnya dan membunuh kedua orang tuanya. Dia pun mencoba menjalani hidupnya sebagai ibu tunggal dan bertemu dengan seorang dokter baik yang menolongnya! Namun, takdir seolah mempermainkannya kala dirinya tak sengaja bertemu Eiden kembali! "Maaf, Tuan, tapi saya khawatir Anda telah menemukan orang yang salah," elak Arra cepat. Namun, Eiden tetap bersikeras! Belum lagi, anaknya mendadak berkata, "Maafkan aku, Ibu, aku ingin papaku!" Lantas, apa yang akan terjadi dengan Arra?

Si Alora Hazel Valezka ay dating babaeng walang pangalan at pamilya na ang ikinabubuhay lang ay ang pamamalimos. Nakuha niya lamang ang pangalan na iyan sa isang nawawalang bata sa simbahan at iyon ang ginamit niya noong tanungin siya ng dumukot sa kanya kung sino siya. Iyon din ang dahilan kung bakit nakilala niya si Azrael Alcazar na nagbigay sa kanya ng offer na maging stand-in wife siya ng lalaki. Sa pag-asang makakawala siya sa kamay ng dumukot sa kanya ay pumayag siya sa gusto ni Azrael ngunit makakawala din ba siya sa kamay ng tadhana? Ano naman ang mangyayari kung bumalik ang totong Alora Hazel Valezka?

Kaiser Volkov is the 27-year-old Alpha of the Viperthorn pack, known for being everything an Alpha shouldn't be—brash, strategic, and a notorious playboy. He's the life of the party, admired by women and envied by men, but no one truly knows the secrets buried beneath his charming exterior. Kaiser has successfully hidden his past from his new pack, until a pregnant woman collapses at the pack's gates, calling his name before passing out. To his shock, the woman is Esmarie Cruz, his childhood best friend and the wife of the very man who drove Kaiser away from his old pack. Esmarie's life spiraled into chaos when Kaiser vanished in the middle of the night when they were eighteen after kissing her. Forced to marry his brother, she has endured relentless suffering at the hands of his family. Now pregnant and fearing for her children's lives, Esmarie escapes, desperate and uncertain, and finds herself at the gates of Kaiser's pack. Though unsure of why she sought him out, he's her only hope to hide from his brother. The Kaiser Esmarie once knew is gone, replaced by a man unprepared to shoulder responsibilities. Burdened by the past, both struggle with the baggage they carry. Yet, amidst their turmoil, old feelings flicker—a testament to the saying that first love never truly fades. When Kaiser's brother resurfaces, threatening Esmarie and her children, Kaiser must decide: run away again or confront his past and family to protect Esmarie and avenge the wrongs done to him years ago. As old flames reignite, Kaiser and Esmarie are forced to confront their shared history and the love that never really went away.

They say hatred is stronger than love. For Selena Cruz, that has always been true. Born into a cartel dynasty, she swore no man would ever own her—not her father, not her enemies, and certainly not Dante Moretti, the ruthless heir of the Italian Mafia. Their marriage isn’t a choice. It’s a weapon. A deal struck in blood to end a war neither of them wanted. Dante is everything she despises—cold, controlling, untouchable. But every time he looks at her, she feels her resolve crack. He wants her obedience. She wants his downfall. And yet, the fire between them burns hotter than either can control. When betrayal shatters the fragile truce between their families, Selena and Dante are forced to fight side by side. In a world of guns, lies, and vengeance, enemies can become lovers…and hatred may be the only thing keeping them alive. In the mafia, love is never pure. It’s a weapon. And sometimes, it’s deadly.

Sabiana Zoreta was bought for fifteen million pesos. At the very young age of twenty, she was being bid in an elite club. She was taken there to be sold and included in an auction. Kidnapped at the age of five by her father from her wealthy known stepdad, she later questioned why he would sell her when she grew up. Could a father really sell his own child? For her father, the answer was yes. Pinalaki siya para pagkakitaan, but the man who bought her didn’t want her for just one night. He wanted her to be his lover—Lennox Montebello, the prince of the underground organization, dirty, dangerous, and dark.

"Oo, isa akong guro, at may nais akong turuan ng leksyon." --- Walang ibang tutulong sa kaniyang matinding pagdurusa kundi ang kaniya lamang sarili. Si Dahlia Perez o mas kilala bilang teacher Dahlia ang mismong aalam sa madilim na nangyari sa kaniyang ama sa nakaraan. *** Nagtuturo sa isang paaralang elementarya si Dahlia Perez. Baguhan lamang siya sa isang lungsod. Dahil nakapagtapos ng pag-aaral sa kolehiyo, kinuha niyang trabaho ang maging isang guro. Ngunit sa halip na ang kaniyang propesyon ang kaniyang isinaalang-alang ay iba ang sadya niya sa pamamagitan nito.

“Say it,” Matteo murmured. “Say what?” “That you hate me.” Ezra swallowed. “I don’t know how.” — Matteo Antonov built an empire on grief. The last word his dying father spoke became the target of his fury. Years later, that name belongs to Ezra Roman, a gifted athlete whose future is bright until Matteo buys his team and dismantles his life piece by piece. Ezra doesn’t know what he’s done to deserve this. All he knows is that the man ruining him watches with an intensity that feels like hunger. Forced into Matteo’s world, Ezra learns that cruelty and protection can wear the same face. Their battles turn intimate, their silences thrum with something neither of them will name. As secrets unravel, Matteo uncovers a truth that shatters his vengeance, Ezra was never guilty. The real enemy has been hiding in his own bloodline. By the time Matteo is ready to choose love over revenge, the price may be Ezra’s freedom… or his life.

“I don’t love you. I can never love a man like you.”With these words, I shattered his heart.… An heiress to the wealthy Rosedale family, Alina was forced to cruelly break up with her longtime boyfriend and love, Dante, abandoning him. Two years later, she is alone to fend for herself and her daughter Serena. Their paths reunite when she is harassed and kidnapped only to be rescued by Dante. But, he is no longer the man she knew and is instead a cruel, coldhearted Mafia Don, and his eyes are set on her for revenge. Dante, on reuniting with the woman who broke his heart years ago because of his status, is set on vindication. Seeing her struggling state and debt, he offers her a double edged deal; become his personal escort. How far will he go to break her? Will she be able to keep their child a secret? With rivals and danger surrounding them will they be able to rekindle their lost love or will they be torn apart?

Isabella Lancaster seorang anak perempuan dari seorang mafia yang cukup berpengaruh dan disegani di Italia jatuh cinta pada pandangan pertama pada Luke Alonzo, setelah diselamatkan Luke dari kejaran orang-orang asing yang kemungkinan adalah musuh dari ayahnya. Kedekatan keduanya membuat keduanya menghabiskan satu malam bersama sampai benih tumbuh di rahim Isabella. Namun Isabella merasa dikhianati setelah mengetahui bila Luke, orang yang dicintainya merupakan anak dari seorang mafia kejam dan disegani, yang sialnya adalah musuh bebuyutan ayahnya. Cinta terlarang yang tidak seharusnya terjadi membuat keduanya terancam dimusnahkan oleh ayah mereka yang murka. Bagaimana kelanjutan kisah mereka? apakah mereka bisa bersama?