Silly Book Names Novels & Stories

📖 ⸻ Unlike every other book… It had no title. ⸻ No author. ⸻ No pages visible. ⸻ Only a black cover. ⸻ The moment Ilyaan saw it… Pain exploded through his mind. ⚡💥⚡ ⸻ Memories flooded his soul. ⸻ The Silent Sea. ⸻ The First War. ⸻ Auren. ⸻ The Second Dreamer. ⸻ And someone else. ⸻ Someone completely forgotten. ⸻

On the surface, this seemed like a play of Silvia punishing her subordinates, but this was also a way for Silvia to test her. She wanted to see if the soul within her five-year-old body would be as difficult to deal with as she suspected. "Pretty lady, who is Fiona, Sarah, and Raven? That's so strange!" Whitney pretended to ask while scratching her head. "Why is a person named after an animal? Does her mom love animals that much?" "Whitney, do you want a name like that too?" Silvia remembered that she was the one who gave them such names. Was Whitney mocking her?

Little me was in desperate need for love and affection, she was praying Kennedy and Robert would be a mommy and daddy. Finally came the cake, it was a chocolate cake, what little would say no to a chocolate cake, I had a generous slice that I devoured happily. Next was opening of presents for Robert he had some good ones and others he just closed back the box and gave his friends the third finger making me giggle. I stayed silent watching him open all his gifts giving thanks to each one for the none offending ones, lastly was Kennedy’s gift, it was the book she got from my job. He must he a bookworm like me. My little side wanted him to read me bed time stories.

I open the box, and pull out the first book, and I frown even harder because it is titled - Your Dad Will Do, by a Katee Robert. Feeling realy confused, I pull out the second - Priest, by a Sierra Simone, these books are giving me a certain vibe. I pull out another, laughing at the incredulous title - Does It Hurt, by an H.D Carlton, feeling really curious, I open a random page, and frown as I try to make sense of the scene. I gasp as I begin to make sense of it, my mouth falls open at the full realization of what it actually is, the book falls out of my hand with a resounding thud.

I wandered through the aisles, running my fingers along the spines, feeling a sense of belonging I hadn't felt in a long time. I spent the whole day there, completely lost among the books, reading story after story until I lost track of time. One book caught my attention "The Adventures of Sir Flufftail" a ridiculous but absolutely hilarious story about a brave and very dramatic rabbit knight who went on quests to save stolen carrot cakes from mischievous squirrels.

Ryan started, until Riley waved her hands in his face drunkenly. “Shhhh! Shut the fuck up! No one cares where it’s from, cuz it’s fucking stupid!” she hollered. Then she turned to me. “So they’re saying these stupid fuckin’ names, and I’m like, ‘No, you guys are thinkin’ too small. It’s gotta be bigger than that.’ And they’d say somethin’ else lame, like Death Star, or Heisenberg, or Straight Flush, or something stupid, and I’d be like, ‘No – bigger!’ And they’d say somethin’ else, and I’d be like, ‘BIGGER!’ and they kept sayin’ stupid shit, and I was like, ‘BIGGERRRR!’ – and then we all stopped and just kind of looked around at each other… and that was it. Bigger.” She plopped back in the s

Sarah didn’t really listen to Jo until she got back into the chair and saw Jo pull out a small book from under his uniform. Sarah saw the title and she almost spat out. 1000 POPULAR BABY NAMES what is he doing? “Artemis.” Jo flipped through the bookmarked book and started reading. “Boromeus?” “Carius? Denias?” Jo was getting impatient when none of his guesses were right. He again mentioned a few names, then finally hung up the phone in resignation. “You think an alien would name a child using a book like that??” Sarah couldn’t help but laugh when Jo gave her a stupid look.

As expected from them things couldn't go over smoothly, even if it comes to something like the title of their book, they ended up at an impasse. "What's that, could that even be considered a title?" Jun said mockingly, "Well at least it's more creative than "Their Murderous Love,", " Iori retorted eying his notebook with disdain. What do you expect from a frivolous romance writer anyway... "Oh! As in "Misconception in the night" Is a more relevant title?" Jun said "Well, at least it doesn't sound like a cheap romance column in a teenager's literary magazine..." Iori said and Jn raised an eyebrow at her.

"I'm sorry to bother ye." Louisa smiled assuredly. "You never bother me Sheila, and don't you think you do." Sheila smiled. "Now, it's time for the book," she flipped the book open, revealing the title in bold. "Whoa---" they cried in unison, as the title 'Finding Your Magic Star' glowed brightly with grandiloquent light blinding their vision.

Azalea follows and against me, my wife sighs happily. “I think if I have to read again about Corduroy losing his button, Swimmy and the school of red fish learning to overcome dangers together or Max being sent to bed without supper and traveling Where the Wild Things Are to become their king, I might be sick. Don’t we have any new books around here?”