How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“He might be able to be more than one person at a time. So, you all need to prove you are who you appear to be. Claire, why don’t you go first?”
“Why don’t you go fuck yourself?”
“Good, you pass. Floss?”
“Um, er.” She screwed up her nose in concentration. “Ooh, Ah could sing a song. Ah’ve got a Taylor Swift medley that Ah’ve been working on.” She jumped up and down, delighted at the prospect.
“Excellent. No one could fake that much joy over Taylor Swift’s music.”
“Tell me when yo’ want me to start?”
“Never. Dudley?”
Dudley stared at me, wide-eyed with indecision.