Sir, You're Spoiling Me!
He started flipping through its pages.
As Valerie struggled to rise, Kieran pushed her back down by the nape of her neck.
"Come on, darling. No peeking. Let me go," Valerie said.
She waved her arms around, trying to swat him, but he was out of reach.
On page 53, she turned his photo into a donkey head.
On page 72, his nose got a donkey makeover, with his face covered in freckles.
And on page 120, he simply vanished. Valerie, the little artist, worked some magic. She gave him rodent teeth, cat whiskers, and swapped his black hair for blazing red waves.