Slapstick Humor Examples Novels & Stories

I looked like someone had kicked me in the rear while I just sat there being the stupid sitting duck to take the kick head-on. And then, he started laughing like he was a druggie on laughing gas. Slamming the bed while he quivered uncontrollably. The guy was laughing so hard that he looked like a retarded seal who was slapping its forelimbs because it choked on its own spit and as result, couldn't breathe. I shifted to the side and could do nothing but only stare at him with a deadpanned look on my face. Soon mere seconds became several minutes but there was no sign of Reuben stopping his crazed titters. I even feared the bed would collapse under his sniggering assail.

The room fell silent, all eyes turning towards him. “Well, folks,” Jerry began with a mischievous glint in his eye, “it looks like we’ve officially hit rock bottom. But hey, that means there’s no way to go but up, right? Unless, of course, someone hands us a shovel!” He mimicked the action of digging with an imaginary shovel, complete with sound effects. There was a moment of stunned silence. Damien raised an eyebrow, half-expecting an explosion of frustration. But then, one by one, the tension in the room broke as smiles appeared on the faces around the table. A few chuckles escaped, and soon the entire room was laughing.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

"You're late." I roll my eyes. "I'm aware," I mutter. "You know you should get a job as an alarm clock. You're annoying as shit and all you're good at is screaming." Hilary's lips curl upwards. "You forget I also give good hea—" "Lalalalala! I didn't hear it!" She throws back her head and laughs, slapping my hands away from my ears. "Never thought I'd see it... a prude stripper."

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Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

He roared in anger, “Slap me again and I’ll make you regret it!” Smack! “Why can’t I slap you?” Smack! “See if I’ll regret this!” Smack! “Who’s regretting now, huh?” Smack, smack, SMACK! Spark started noticing that his face was becoming numb from all the slaps. It was as if he had been electric shocked. He thought that he was going to die from all this beating. So, he decided to stop being stubborn and begged for mercy. “Please Bro, please stop slapping me! I’ll admit it, I was wrong! I’m sorry, please just stop! It hurts!”

“Why are you laughing?” “Because you look like a dog with your tongue out,” Ryan teased. However, this kind of teasing does not work on silly Slyvester. He just shrugged his shoulder and said, “When I was joking, you don’t laugh. But when I am serious, you laugh. I think there’s something wrong with your head after you bumped into the wall. Shall we put it back?” Slyvester suddenly knocked on Ryan’s head. “Ouch!” Ryan winced, even though it was that hurt.

I got a terrible slap on my face that redirected my thinking that I wasn't laughing inwardly but outwardly and mom said," You fool, what's making you laugh, are you trying to make a fuss of me and my daughter or what?" I know am in trouble again and I replied to her saying, "Mom am not laughing at you please, I just thought of something that happened in the past and I couldn't hold back my laughter, am sorry if I offended you" I pleaded, I don't want another beaten mostly now am recovering too. "Stupid child", she said another insult to me and I couldn't help but listen to the conversation she had with my sister, I was shocked when she mentions my boss's name.

he said with a smirk. I rolled my eyes and responded, "What are you talking about? I've always been polite." Derek laughed and said, "No matter how much a snake sheds its skin, it’s still a snake." I smiled and retorted, "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart." Derek hid a smirk and said, "Wow, I bet you even fart glitter!" The roast got to me, and I couldn't help but feel insulted. "Some people are like slinkies — not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs," I said, trying to come up with a comeback.