South Park Cartman Novels & Stories

He doesn’t seem to notice the extra people this morning, and his ribs have a compression bandage wrapped around them. Carter is Tempest’s IT guy, so he shouldn’t be so bruised and moving stiffly. With his mug in hand, he takes a sip with a sigh. “Best coffee ever. Way better than the black sludge Storm, Ajax, and Booker call coffee.” He takes another sip and then lifts his baby-blue eyes. “Hey, Nate’s out! Where’s the other little sociopath?” “He is in the bathroom with the new kid. Please tell me this is an instance of ‘you should see the other guy’. You like you got run over by a truck, Uncle Car,” Kassius teases, which causes Carter to laugh.

James looks back at me with hopeful eyes form the setting room before running back to sit beside me. The cartoon was a 10 mins video about a little boy who's dad was a mutant with extremely large teeth and a green eyes. It was sad and satirical but it was also very funny. I could feel James hopeful eyes staring back at me until the very end of it. He turned the lights back on before the end credits began to play.

Knight bought for me the first day and other small things that I had with me. Carson had gone to the gym with his friends as soon as he left school. He was going to have his last training for the championship tomorrow. I had asked him if I could come tomorrow and once again he was hesitant, until eventually he caved in the end. I wasn't ready to sleep and I was bored out of my mind, so I decided to go downstairs to watch the television. I was feeling in the mood to watch some cartoons, so I put the station on Nickelodeon. I saw that Spongebob Squarepants was showing and I smiled to myself. I love this cartoon. I don't care if I was too old for cartoons, but I would never get tired of Spongeb

But Superman here thought he was born to fly. _*]:min-w-0 gap-3"> Blue eyes widened in remembrance. _*]:min-w-0 gap-3"> "Had to throw those shorts out." An oversized canine appeared in a sneer. "At least I didn't almost cause a stampede at a cattle ranch." _*]:min-w-0 gap-3"> "At least I didn't almost get my ass eaten by a shark." _*]:min-w-0 gap-3"> "It wasn't a shark. It was a guppy."

Mercedes' POV “Can I see?” I asked Carter who shrieked and hud his paper behind his back. “Carter what's wrong? You've been drawing for hours, can I see?” I asked again but the little boy shook his head. “Why not?” I inquired. “I'm not yet done,” he replied. “Carter never shows me his drawings and he laughs at mine.” Penelope pouted as she rose her paper and showed me her drawing. There were four stickmen, two bigger ones on either side while two smaller ones stood in the middle smiling as they held their hands together.

"No it's not, and I'm sorry if I was occupied." "Occupied is one way of putting it. You looked like a zombie." He raised his arms, slacked his jaw, and made gurgling noises. "Look at me, I'm Riri. A zombie," he mocked. "Shut up." He straightened. "So what's the problem? We haven't seen each other much." He stared thoughtfully into space, seemingly trying to recall something. Carter stomped his foot when he remembered. "Since you came at the shop with Uno. How's everything going? She's not giving you a hard time is she?" His jaw set. His honorary brother mode was kicking in.

He crouched to straighten Adrian's clothes. "Dad, will you make up with her?" Adrian glanced at Lauren. Carter looked over, too. A second later, he frowned. "Your old man isn't going to fall into the same ditch three times." Adrian didn't know what to say. Indeed, it would be the third time. "Behold my cotton candy attack!" Carter's vision suddenly went dark. Then, his face felt hot and sticky. It smelled sweet, too. Lauren kicked him square in the lower back. "And why didn't those falls kill you?"

He wasted a few seconds before talking, but most of my thoughts came in a flash so not much time ended up passing. Carter scoffed. "I was feeling a little stuffed in that 'camp', so I decided to take a little walk. Go for a hunt if you will." Carter replied. His voice was as haughty as ever. I looked up as the flush of embarrassment slowly turned to something else. Carter had really been getting on my nerves for a while now. Why couldn't he just act normal instead of belittling everyone around him? He was the weird and strange one yet he insisted that everyone else was the problem.

“But I couldn’t do that.” “Might be good for him.” “I couldn’t hurt him. Not on purpose.” She sensed Jack’s hesitation and her gaze zoomed to him. “What?” “Can I give you some advice, Macie?” “Sure.” “Carter is a great guy. But his artistic nature sometimes causes him to do stupid things that make sense to him at the time.” Macie thought of Carter’s over-the-top reaction to her sitting on the back of a mechanical bull. Yeah. That made sense.

Carter wasn't the sunshine charming kind of guy, well if you were to imagine him as someone with a Yandere touch to him while smiling like a sunny boy then he was your guy but he was not a charming, innocent one. " something about your expression tells me that you are spooked over the idea of me stalking you darling" a glint of pleasure dances in his eyes as if he was genuinely interested in that idea " but let me assure you that I neither have the time nor the power to do that, my presence itself is too overwhelming that you can sense me from afar and as for how I know that you have a little passion for painting, the next time you would show Kim your next art piece, do let her know that y