The Haunted Vibrator
“If you thought that miserable attempt would distract me, you’ve got to try harder. Men who come before their partners are the lousiest at sex, but I’ll give you a handicap. If I come first before you finish emptying the bag, I win. If you finish emptying the whole bag before the end of the product test, you win.”
Hyped, the number of donors rose sharply even if they were still far from emptying the bag. Queenie might have kept the tipping jar’s price constant, but to empty the bag of lube, these people had to tip the jar twenty times. That was nineteen more times, and they weren’t even close, given that the average rate of tipping a jar was once a minute.
Oh, how she loved leading them on.