Spongebob Sandy Squidward Novels & Stories

"Um....kid, what's your name?" "Patrick." "Hi, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?" I joked, but the kid doesn’t seem to get it. Patrick just tilted his head to the side. "Never mind. My name is Hailey. Nice to meet you, Patrick." He didn't say anything. Well this is awkward. "So um.....tell me, Patrick. What are you doing in this building? Are you lost?" He nodded. "Do you...or do you know someone here that I could take you to?"

The servant's voice was no longer excited. "Ah, it doesn't work, bro. I was a schoolboy I still have no money." Gerald answered lightly. I'm embarrassed. I want to sink my head into Bikini Bottom and register to be the mayor of Bikini Bottom. It is better to be friends with Patrick and Spongebob or to be Squidward's twins than to be with Gerald, which is embarrassing. "Come on, honey. Thanks for the free date, bro." Gerald hugged my back. I was silent because I was embarrassed.

I searched my mind for the name I was given at birth, but there was only one name in my head. "SpongeBob" I mumbled as I felt my eyes droop. He chuckled lightly before catching me as I almost fell from the stool. "Alright SpongeBob, let's get you home." I let him take me to his car since I had no clue where mine was, and I had no idea why I just saw a monkey in a wig walk past me. "Hey what's your name?" I asked him even though I knew I was about to pass out. "Sheldon."

"Look at me when I'm speaking to you." "Later, Uncle!" She pointed excitedly at the screen. "I'm watching SpongeBob!" Then she gasped dramatically. "Look! SpongeBob forgot to feed Gary, so Gary ran away!" Sebastian reluctantly glanced at the television. Sure enough, SpongeBob was running around in tears searching for his pet snail. Despite the fact that he'd neglected Gary in the first place. For some reason, the scene made Sebastian oddly uncomfortable. He immediately looked away and returned his attention to Izzie.

’ She pronounced the word and he pushed the titbit into her mouth, she chewed it and grimaced then spat it out wrinkling her nose in disgust, ‘What the fuck was that?’ She grabbed her glass of wine and gulped it down to take away the taste, ‘Have you never had squid before Trina?’ Toby asked nonchalantly taking a big chunk of the calamari and popping it into his mouth chewing enthusiastically but Trina paled, ‘S, s, squid? Those things with suckers on them?’ She stammered and Toby confirmed her nightmare, ‘Yeah, and that’s its ink he dipped it into, tastes divine don’t you think?’

Sebastian asked, struggling to hold back his laughter. Tera snorted but still answered, "Oh, yes. So, in that cartoon, there's a character named SpongeBob, the yellow one, and there's the boss of the Krusty Krab who sells Krabby Patty and is so stingy. The boss is named Mr. Krabs and he has a whale as a child." "Wait. You mean a crab has a whale child? How is that possible, crossing species like that?" "Boss, it can be, don't question the logic of everything, this is just a cartoon." "Yes, but..."

"I don't get it when people name an animal after another animal." Nora thought about it for a second. He really was making sense. But... "His name was actually derived from one of my fave animations Spongebob Squarepants. Have you never seen the animation?" She asked flatly, eyes still glued to her book. "Squidward from Spongebob?!" Max exclaimed in horror. "That's even worse! Why would you name a jovial dog like Squid, Squid?" Then in a lower voice, he added. "If you ask me, I think you're more of a Squidward than Squid. You two are peas in a pod! The dog is far too adorable to be a Squidward. I mean, your face is always like this..." He pulled his face into a fish-like expression. "And lik

he said, and I shook my head at him. He was standing by the shore, just a few feet to the water. The little part of the water which washed up by the sand were getting to his feet, and I could tell that it irritated him. If he could murder the waves of the water, I'm pretty sure that he would have done that by now. He creased his brows, and stared at me for awhile. He was probably waiting for me to fidget in fear, and bow to his order but I had other plans for him. I was here to have fun, and I wouldn't allow an Italian Squidward ruin it.

"Hi," she said, her green tail swishing in the water behind her. Theresa sighed in relief when she saw Maris, "I thought you'd never come." Maris folded her arms over each other on the grassy shore and placed her chin on it. "I always keep to my promise. Sorry, I'm late, I had to rescue a baby porpoise from the tentacles of a nuisance giant squid." Theresa's eyes brightened. "A giant squid? And you went unscathed?"