My Dearest Beautiful Cousin
"No."
"Oh yes. So when Mr. Chen shows up drunk, by the way, absolutely plastered, he finds me in his designated spot, holding his wife's passionate ode to Tyler-from-internship-program's jawline, and I'm in SpongeBob pajama shorts because I hadn't done laundry in a while."
"SpongeBob," Anna repeated, a giggle escaping her lips.
"SquarePants himself. Bright yellow. Very dignified." Daniel spread his hands. "By Monday, the story was that I'd seduced Marta Chen, stolen her husband's car, his car, which was never there and was planning to flee to Barbados with the intern."
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