Spongebob X Patrick Novels & Stories

“My friend here owns the bar, so this has become my watering hole of choice. By the way, this is Lucas Knox. Lucas, this is Dr. Patrick White, our newest resident at the hospital.” “Call me Patrick. Pleased to meet you.” Lucas gives him a measuring look, and offers Patrick his hand. Patrick takes it in a handshake. I can tell that Lucas is giving it a firm squeeze as the veins in his hands bulge. “Lucas Knox. Nice to meet you.” I hear bones crunching together. Patrick stares at Lucas, unflinching. “Okay! So, we´re making friends.” I say sarcasticly. What is up with these two?

“Your brother is already there. Get inside to Seb’s VIP Lounge already, man. I’ll be there in a sec.” I rub the back of my neck with my sweaty palm. My nerve pricks me and my second thought of running away is tingling my skin, but I’m already here, and it’s Paul’s birthday after all. If they won’t like me here, then I will just leave. Easy peasy. “Wow! Look who finally gets out from his lair?” Patrick says exaggeratedly, and as always, he is overreacting. “Thought your dead, man. Good to finally see you suffer too much from stupidity, brokenheartedness, and dumbass. You look like shit!” Patrick starts his speech and as I expected.

8 YEARS AGO "I like Patrick better because he's a starfish." Garriet said and I rolled my eyes. "But sponge Bob is smart and Patrick is dumb." I frowned getting angry as I swung my sailor moon lunch box and held her hand. Daddy said I should always protect Garriet because she has a weak heart. "Rage don't insult Patrick he's my friend," she warned. "Ok I won't anymore." I told her and we got into the lonely bridge road.

softly at that. Yeah, I knew how Hawk's driving could be, and when he was in a rush, I could only imagine how it was. I excused myself from my mum soon after, to go see the mastermind behind all of this. "So," I started, smiling at him. "So," he answered, smiling back. I chuckled softly before covering the space between us, so that now, my arms were wrapped around him in a hug. He must have been stunned, because for a second or two, he didn't react. But he soon reciprocated the gesture; wrapping his arms around me as well. And the feeling it left was one I couldn't quite understand. However, I knew I sure liked it. "Thank you, Spongebob. Really, thanks. This is the sweetest thing anyon

What’s more surprising is that I notice that he also has a heavy aura that surrounds him which is a unique thing for someone this young. He has fair white skin, pouty cute lips, black smooth hair, and chubby cheeks. He was wearing a cute Spongebob shirt, long pants, and cute Spongebob shoes as well. He has a bag on his back and it was a Spongebob too. "What's your name?" I asked while trying to make my voice as gentle as possible despite my expression being cold. He shook his head and changed his expression into a serious one, "I'm sorry but my father said that I shouldn't talk to strangers so I can’t tell you my name." He mumbled while trying to be serious which I found amusing and I even s

she said, sighing looking at her phone, bringing it to her chest. She walked to her cubicle to drown herself in work before she went home, she was typing furiously when her phone beeped. 2:00pm Squidward : Guess what?!. 2:00pm SpongeBob : You know I'm not good at guessing. 2:00pm Squidward : I'll buy you your favorite ice cream. 2:01pm SpongeBob : How can you buy me ice cream when you are miles away from me except if you want to order it for me and I don't mind.

I put my head out my door and see a blanket being pulled around the corner. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish (Spongebob Squarepants) Ready? (Spongebob Squarepants) (Spongebob Squarepants) (Spongebob Squarepants) (Spongebob Squarepants) I begin walking through the passage way , finding my way to the lounge. The room is filled with darkness ,the only source of light is from the huge television screen that is fitted onto the wall. I stand by the door way , which is directed between the couches. I hear someone shuffling around on the couches , I hear the person say “oof” many many times. I walk closer to the couches so

Sulking forgotten silent treatment abort! "Are you ready kids? (Aye, aye Captain) I can't hear you (aye, aye Captain) Ooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbant and yellow and porous is he (Spongebob Squarepants) If nautical nonsense be something you wish (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! (Spongebob Squarepants) ready? Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants

Robin and Maddox are the human embodiment of SpongeBob and Patrick, and Zane is Squidward. A smile graces my lips. "Shouldn't we greet them by the door?" "No," Zane couldn't look grumpier if he tried. "You don't do that when the guests come uninvited." "Hey, I heard that!" I have to look up when Maddox stomps up to me. He shoves a box into my chest. "This is from Michelle, my wife. She told me to give you this." Blinking, I stare down at the little box in my hands. I open the lid, then smile when I see it's a present card to the baby store. I've never met the woman, but I love her already.

I searched my mind for the name I was given at birth, but there was only one name in my head. "SpongeBob" I mumbled as I felt my eyes droop. He chuckled lightly before catching me as I almost fell from the stool. "Alright SpongeBob, let's get you home." I let him take me to his car since I had no clue where mine was, and I had no idea why I just saw a monkey in a wig walk past me. "Hey what's your name?" I asked him even though I knew I was about to pass out. "Sheldon."