Steven Universe Memes Funny Novels & Stories

Make something up other than the truth. “Chatting online with some girls, huh?” Steven winks, laughing out loud. Mark laughs back, “Heh, hehe, you know daddy. They can't resist me.” “You bet…Great! This is my boy!! Bravo!” I could hear them hi-five each other “And me with your mum, I mean your new mum, too... I mean... I'm going for it. And not just with her. Do you know what I mean?” he boasts and laughs even louder.

I pressed a hand to my mouth to stop the laughter, but it didn’t help. Steven had an elephant head tattooed on his pubic area. From what I could make out from the distance between us, his penis was the elephant’s trunk. “Women don’t run when they see that?” I asked between fits of laughter. Amusement flashed through his eyes as he fixed his pants. “I keep them too occupied to notice.” With a wink, he left the room and disappeared down the hall. I dropped back onto the bed and allowed the laughter to take over once again. Damn, those brothers were seriously entertaining.

I explained. "Well, bae, I don't remember crying when you came to me," Steven clenched his teeth. "Wow, so you cried because I left you. You must be upset about it," Milky chuckled. "I said I don't remember crying. She must have mixed it up with some other experience. I'm a guy that all ladies are dying for, so why the heck would I cry," Steve covered up. "Ooh, come on sweetie, you don't need to act manly and embarrassed because you cried that day," I leaned towards Steven and smirked at him.

Steven yelled. We followed him after. "Is it wrong to hug Sunny? We are just happy!" Mavin was trying to explain. "Grandma, I am not doing anything bad to her. We are just hugging. Steven is just jealous." He also teased Steven back. Steven glared at me as if we had done something wrong. "Why are you getting mad at me?" I asked him. "A hug is just normal. Can't we do that?" "Tss." He only replied by walking upstairs.

It was precisely because Steve's realm was completely incomparable with the group of monsters equivalent to Heavenly Spirit Realm that everyone did not take him too seriously from the beginning. In everyone's mind, he was at most a human cultivator, and he played a role in communication. However, when all the demons looked desperate, Steve showed an utterly different viciousness.

Her brows furrow immediately with jealousy. Liam also looks at Anita's table and sees the handsome staff member speaking to her. Anita is smiling at Steven and picking up her spoon to eat. Liam looks away coldly, feeling his anger boiling. Liam looks back at Temisa and sees her not smiling as she stares at her friend's table too, while Anita is busy laughing and eating. "Honestly, I haven't seen someone as fair as you outside before. Can you see me properly?" Steven asks Anita, as she looks like an albino.

he said in a loud voice. “Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Now, I know that your alcohol tolerance is weak. Next time, I won't let you drink. That's when, there's more to come—because I don't want to babysit in the bar anymore!” Steven said with a mixture of annoyance and laughter at Minhyun's current appearance. He was hugging the toilet as Steven started stroking his back to regain Minhyun's senses. "You stink so much, dude!" Minhyun said loudly and waved Steven's hand behind his back.

Steven shouted and everyone laughed teasing Kelvin as he sat down rolling his eyes "Let me not tease you anymore even though you look so adorable, the company's been sold to another person" Steven stated and Kelvin's eyes widen "What!!!!! How's that possible" he muttered and Steven sighed. His friend still had a long way to go "That's why there's the internet stupid, check it out yourself plus it's been on the group since yesterday, you're the only one who doesn't know, everyone else both inside and outside this company knows" Not minding the insulting tone, Kelvin brought out his phone and logged in to the office group chat, true to what Steve said, the post had been there since yesterday a

Rachel's POV Steven laughed quietly while telling a story about one of the people who collect his art. This guy offered a way low price for one of Stevens paintings. "He thought I was still in school and needed people to like my work," Steven said in a way. I smiled at him. "So what did you say to the guy?" "I told him it was okay. Not everyone likes art,” Steven said. He sounded calm. I could tell he was pretty sure of himself. Steven knows what he is worth. He does not need to get all worked up to prove it.

"You're going to burst my eardrums and collapse a whole building with your high-pitched screams.” Steven was ecstatic. "No, I can't calm down bitch, are you kidding? Like this is just totally INSANE Cat! You're going to be a queen! My God! I never thought I'd know someone who would become royalty!" "Yes, Steven, it's really happening. I'm still in shock myself.”