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I croaked. It felt like my IQ had suddenly plummeted... So embarrassing! He chuckled, and the sound did something to my tummy. Good God..."Didn't mean to scare you, I'm Steven." I blinked slowly. "Okay?" Who was Steven and what was he doing looking so sinfully sexy in the kitchen so early? He smiled widely, a glint of danger flickering in his eyes. "The friends Dominic forgot to mention." My heart stuttered and I almost face palmed at my stupidity. Dominic's friend. Of course!

Jackson replied with a carefree laugh. Steven stared at his pal's t-shirt. "Oh, you mean this shirt I am holding?" Steven asked. Jackson thought for a second that his friend's question was stupid, then Steven tears his t-shirt open and exposes his six-pack stomach in public. That's when Jackson realized that his buddy's words were full of sarcasm.

With nervousness, he walked to the door of Steva’s house and then rang the bell. Soon, Steva walked over and opened the door with a wide smile on her face, “Here you are…” She let him in and then frowned while asking, “Steve, have you walked here?” “Yes.” Steven nodded his head, “How do you know?” He then asked, amused. “Well, look down at yourself,” Steva told him, trying to stifle her laughter and when Steven looked down at his dirty jeans, he let out a dry laugh. “Oh…” “Hahahaha… It’s fine.” Steva laughed and a few strands from her bun fell onto her face making her look more beautiful.

Steven is frowning at them. "How does it feel to be a damsel in distress, man?" Ben asked clearly annoying Steven. Steven just raised his middle finger to him. "Welcome back, man." Now, his friends congratulated him and they hugged him one by one. I smiled while looking at them. I can't say anything about their friendship, because I've always admire it. I hope it lasts longer until they get older.

again an failed attempt. "That's what I want ? Don't tell me you didn't feel the need to apologise on your own?" Steven stared at him disbelieved. Aaron is just an inch away from his own outburst but he's still trying to control himself from worsening the situation. "I didn't mean it that way ,uncle and you know it." He grits his teeths. Steven came closer to him , standing just an inch away from his face. Says in dangerously chilling voice in intimidation "your apology doesn't matter now ! You can gladly shove it up your ass and enjoy. like father like daughter

The growls after the growls which she was hearing were really funny for her. So the mate bond wasn't just too much for her only. "Want to know boring facts about me or something interesting?" She asked with a smirk while they groomed slowly with the music. "Obviously something interesting." Steven said with raised eyebrows, interesting to know about it. "Hmm… let me think…" Faith pretended to think and then her face immediately filled with a humorous smile. "Oh I know! I might die today! Ain't that interesting?" She asked with a teasing smile while Steven looked at her in shock.

Zellor continued. I was surprised when Steven suddenly laughed, it seemed that what he heard was very funny. "Deserve. The fool is really being rewarded," he whispered. I dreamed of him. If he could talk, he wouldn't be stupid. In fact, he is the dumbest of all.

Then he let out a loud, high-pitched, “Muuuuuum!” I burst into laughter, nearly dropping the pot I was washing. Steven wiped at the foam on his face, his fingers sliding around clumsily, making it even messier. “You’re gonna get it!” he threatened in the sweetest, least-threatening voice possible. “Oh no! Someone save me!” I mocked, holding my hands up, but I couldn’t stop laughing. Steven giggled so hard he could barely stand, his little shoulders shaking with each burst of laughter. His eyes were sparkling, cheeks flushed pink with excitement and pure happiness.

Shane was tossed out of the estate. Miru tried defending Kaze but Steve rejected her as well. “He dares to challenge me? Imbecile fool! No one can protect him now!” Steve was infuriated. A useless son-in-law of the Quints impersonated the God of War and made him look like a fool. He almost became the joke of the city! “Hahaha! Steve, that useless trash is but an ant that you can kill with one pinch, why so angry?” Gregory said with a bright laugh.

Steven- I will not be needing you today but i do need you to go get checked out . Lori- really? Steven- yes.. I am having breakfast with... A friend. Lori- who is the bitch! Steven- LORI!!! His not a fucken bitch! Lori- OMG! Your mate? Rossy- how do you know that? Lori- beta Steven never shouts at me.. LORI ! Thts all he usually say and never use bad language! Steven- fuck you too smart for you own good. Tell a soul and I will delete all your music!