Steven Universe Memes Funny Novels & Stories

Cam told them, they all nodded and we faced the vampires agin. "Steven, do you want to show them our little present?" Bane asked with an evil smirk. "Yes your majesty but dont you want to do the honours since you did it all my lord?" said that Steven guy with his own evil smirk and let me tell you when he smirks it looks like he constipated and his teeth are like stars, not so bright but so far away, seriously I could stick my finger between one of those gaps.

"What do you mean?" Steven smiled mockingly, "Come on, you know what I mean." "I don't like complexes. Tell me exactly what you mean!" Andrew retorted. Steven's smile faded, "I serve a Royal War General Ans De Lou. As for you, you serve a man who is only a War Advisor. Huh, your position is declining?" A mocking laugh rolled out of Steven's mouth. Andrew Reece only stared coldly, but still waited for his classmate's laughter to subside.

Olivia: You keep demanding answers but won't say sh*t in return Ash: It's not that easy Olivia: You know what's not easy too? Olivia: thinking that perhaps for the first time in, well, forever, to quote Frozen, haha Olivia: Because, yeah Olivia: I guess I'm that lonely, and the only friend and family I have in my life is literally one person and no one else Olivia: But I thought that maybe... Olivia: Whatever, I'm not making any sense Olivia: Forget it Steven looks at Paul, who is staring at the screen. Now the chat was becoming too personal "this is awkward... I want to leave, but I'm afraid of reminding them that I can read their texts and cutting them off when they're communicating," Stev

“Mordu’s an international city, and the Islanders have quite a lot of influence here. It would be bad if we offended them, wouldn’t it?” “Oh, you’re talking about the Islander pig before?” Steven began to explain the situation, his tone fierce and his face filled with righteous indignation. “He got drunk and started to flirt with one of the female staff, and said that he was going to bring her home.” “Am I the kind of person that would watch someone harass one of my staff?” “So I kicked him down and cracked his head open with my beer bottle!” “Does he really think he’s capable of anything?” “Dumb bastard! Why is a mere Islander trying to show off in my country?”

both I and Steven said simultaneously, causing me to glare hatefully at him. I heard Luna Verona chuckle. “Men being men.” She said, turning to Steven. “Alpha Steven, yeah?” Steven nodded. “You may call me that.” “Good,” Luna Verona smiled. “How are you liking your stay here at our pack? I hope you’re adjusting quite well.”

That time they did it in a battle pod. "What're you grinning at?" Steven asked, waggling his eyebrows. Jack straightened. "Nothing." "Got a hot date waiting for you?" He elbowed Jack playfully. Jack let out a cough. "No. Just prepping for our mission." "Ah, the grin is for Jimmy. Gotcha." Steven winked. "Can we just focus? Life and death here." Steven held his hands up. "I'm just trying to lighten the mood." He leaned in and whispered. "Everyone looks so grim."

"What am I going to do man? She hates my guts. She's used to me being an ass to her. How am I going to get her to talk to me without thinking I'm going to do something bad to her?" Steven bites his lip looking towards the floor. "Yeah! Forget it man! Might as well start writing her and Dylan a congratulations on the wedding note. You got no chance man!" Steven laughs making Logan clench his jaw. "Fuck you Steven! That's the help I get from your ass? Who the fuck needs enemies when I got you as my wing man bitch? You're the worst you know that?" Steven laughs out loud and let's himself fall on the ground. Rolling with laughter, as Logan sits on the beanbag, his face red with fury and disbelie