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The Alpha's Slave Mate
The way he said it disgusted me, making me roll my eyes in disappointment, did I look that cheap, and why were men always acting like this?
His pick-up line was on level zero, he wasn't even able to impress me.
"What do you say?" He still insisted with a naughty smirk on his face, and my answer to him was a simple no. I told him I wasn't interested, neither was I ready to face any questions that he had to ask because I wanted to be with someone else tonight, and not him.
"Are you sure, I'm pretty big down there…" he was trying to act enticing, but instead of paying any attention to him, I gulped down the drink the water had given to me, dripping the glass for another round.
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A Rhapsody for the Playboy
The pizza doesn’t taste as good as when it was first delivered but with the help of this incredible creation—garlic sauce—it made the pizza taste pretty immaculate.
I didn’t reply to Lance’s message and I just went ahead and ate while still feeling happy about the fact that he misses me. I just didn’t know what to say to him and while I was chewing, my head’s thinking about something else to say to him. I kept on creating some pickup lines in my head but they were all corny and just not that good. I ended up typing the most obvious reply.
Me: I miss you too.
I stared at the words for a long while hoping that I’d think of something good to say but there’s really nothing that’s coming inside m
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Mask
he stopped for a second and wiped the tears in his eyes
" I love you, but I can't do anything to fight for you....I...i..." he took a deep breath before speaking
" I'm stupid right?" He said and faked his laugh
" Stupid because I never showed my love for you, never believed in you and never trusted you," he said
I slowly pretended to wake up, he immediately stood up and turned around facing the door
" hey, why are you still awake?" I asked him as I fake my yawn
" I'm... thirsty," he said as he scratched his head
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Hailstorm
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Woo hoo! You go girl. Except, you know the waking up part. But don’t feel too ashamed about the hooking up with some random. He was hot and well, I think you needed to let lose for once. Wish could have been there, my family is driving me crazy: P
Loves you
Lace
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RESPONSE TO FROM: Kira.Killer.Hanson@Tomlinson.com
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AMBIVALENCE: An Interracial Billionaire Love Story
" He asked with a small smile forming on his lips.
"Why would I care?" I asked as I stood. I was not about to get pregnant my first year of college. I shook my shoulders and steadied myself.
"You'd care because you are the cause," he said with a smirk. I was annoyed he thought I would fall for his cheesy pick up lines.
"What, how am I responsible for your stupidity?"
"Your beauty has caused me to lose sight of my surroundings and I got lost in you. I've never seen anyone so beautiful in my life."
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The Challenge
Maybe I'm not thinking straight, maybe I'd lost my mind.
"Bullshit! That bet was bullshit!" she screamed in horror.
But sometimes, some bullshit phrase can control the biggest shit in your life.
"You!" she yelled pointing her fist towards Cole. "you douche bag! That was your idea of making bet, isn't it?" she demanded while digging holes from her stares. "I beg to differ; I think a handsome bag can suit me! ". "Gush You-are-so-irritating," strikes she. "So, Amanda is ready to become a playgirl sounds interesting," Dylan chimed in." hey! Maybe I can teach you some of my pickup lines"
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5 Princes and I
"Well you're not only stupid, but your stoopid."
"Ha. Who's stupid now? There is no such thing as stooooopid. Just stupid. Like you."
"You're not from my world so you don't know our slangs, stooooopid."
"That word doesn't even make sense, stupid."
"Ren is stoooopid. Look at me. Vines wrap around my arms and legs because I am so stoooopid to ignore Rose's warnings about Mr. Creeper vines. Now I am hanging on for dear life and having Rose to help me not to pummel to my death." I said mockingly.
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Domineering Billionaire Husband: Please Love Me Gently
Nathan chuckled and said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”
Crystal: “Then you must be the stupidest man on the planet. Here, let me ask you a few questions: Am I a plaything when I am called a plaything? They say Helen is your fiancée. So, is she your fiancée? What if I said I was your mother and Helen didn’t have your baby? If you could not answer my questions, wouldn’t that prove that you are stupid?”
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Claimed by the Mafia Boss
“Hey lovely “. A male voice greeted
I smiled, thinking it was going to be Alvise but the smile fell off my face when I saw who it was.
The long-haired guy from the other day
“Hey” I greeted back and immediately turned to focus on my phone
“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot” he winked
I whipped my head and gave him a confused look
Where did that even come from?
I pretended not to hear him
“So tell me, do you work at Home Depot ?” He asked
Not another pickup line please .
“Um… no. Why?” I replied quickly, trying my best to appear busy so he’d get the hint and walk off
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Club Red: Sin And Seduction
Let him stew and wonder if I meant his dog or his dick.
He seems stunned and I keep walking, a slight smile tugging the corners of my lips. Sometimes I wonder if these gross pickup lines ever actually work on women, or if these guys just keep trying a failing move. I mean, it must work sometimes, otherwise, why would they keep trying?
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