Novel & Cerita Stupid Pick Up Lines

But I just did, you idiot. "Flattery will get you nowhere, Devon." This guy had some of the most rinsed-out, clichéd lines. No one had ever taught him how to woo a woman? He chuckled. "I'm an aging squirrel and you're a tough nut to crack. Let me try again." He cleared his throat. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm deeply attracted to you, but you think I'm full of...poo?" A smile crawled onto my face as I shook my head. This guy…

“You’re not any woman. I grabbed you because you’ve been in my head for the last damn month and it’s drivin’ me crazy. Who are you?” Macie snorted. “That is the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard.” Those blue, blue eyes narrowed. “That wasn’t a pick up line.” “Good thing, because it sure as hell isn’t working.” “Look. Let’s start over. I’m an artist. And I’d like—” “—to show me your etchings?” She snickered. “Har har. I really am an artist.” “Yeah? So was the last guy I was involved with. Been there, done that, have the tie-dyed T-shirt and the roach clip to prove it. Move along, Picasso.”

“You look even better up close,” he drawls, that Midwestern accent curling around the words. “Huh?” “You’re the girl of my dreams,” Jared Beaumont says matter‑of‑factly. That has to be the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. “You can’t be serious. Who has that line ever worked on?”

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

I leaned to his shoulder and smiled. "I love you.. a lot Kenneth Domanco.. Nicholas Lemiere." I said. "You're mean to me Chloe but I still can't say that word." "I know.” "I remembered when Leo my brother said about how to hit girls.. He teached me a few pick up lines and when I thought about it now that's the stupidest thing that he ever told me.” He chuckled and I'm happy hearing him trying to tell me about his life. "What did he teach you?" "This 'You're beautiful like the sun in the sky.. can I get your number?'. That's the stupidest pick up line ever.” He laughed and I chuckled.

I replied and she smiled again. "No one would ever believe us or our story. That you married me forcefully. We look more romantic than the couples who have done love marriages." She said and giggled. I chuckled hearing her. She was right. No one would ever believe us. Not our future kids and grandkids. No one would believe our Stupid Love Story.

"I have better things to do than talking." "Yeah, you sure do. See, uh, how do I put this without sounding stupid?" He gnawed on another apple bite, purposefully trying to get under my skin. "Ah, don't worry," he said, "I don't think there'll be any difference." As if automatic, my scathing saccharine smile stretched onto my face. "You'd know that wouldn't you?" I made sure to let the words 'after all, only stupid people understand the language of the stupid' hang in the air without actually saying it.

The next words that came out of his mouth surprised me. 'As if. Even an insane person will tell who was in who's the way. Is he stupid? Of course, He is! Otherwise, no one would come up with such a bad excuse.' "Did you just called me Stupid?" "Oh, God! Don't tell me I said that out loud." "Stupid girl. God can not answer you. But just for your information, you did say it out loud."

I respond furiously. “I do apologize for everything. Therefore, I want to make it up to you.” Alexander replies. “You can make up for paying for the damages.” I started to get annoyed. “Fine, but you will regret not taking my offer.” “This is not the way to get a girl’s attention. This is the most horrible pickup line anyone has ever tried with me.” Oh, gosh. Why did I say that? There was a moment of silence. Then Alexander spoke. “Please just agree to get a coffee with me tomorrow?” He says with sincerity in his voice.

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked