Stupid Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

You: Well it's ur decision But I will advise u, that I may or may not get lost on my way to the movies🙄 Adrien: Fine I will pick u up. Adrien: How r u going to get lost? Aren't u supposed to be smart?🤔 (￣ー￣) You: First of all, I get lost easily. Second of all, being smart has nothing to do with a person who is bad on taking directions😐 so fuck off🖕🏼🖕🏼

No wonder the poor guy fails. Quietly, I wonder why my friends—many guys, in fact—think a girl appreciates fancy pickup lines. Or some smolder face. Or ridiculous, practiced moves designed to be charming. I prefer to avoid coming off like a dude with “mad game” and it pays off in spades, even without my trying.

He takes a deep breath and then puts his hand in his pocket not to make his nervousness obvious. "Firstly, when I saw you at the street corner, Whitney introduced us, I found myself smiling like an idiot, I still don't want to stop the stupidity that is why when Gregory went to pick Whitney up, I also wanted you for reason, I don't know. Secondly; you are such a stupid woman, you are hurt but you still want to go look out for another, you want to put other people's feelings first but then, I see myself in you, I am stupid, a stupid man who wants to help others when I need help as well." he ran his hand on his temple. "Thirdly; you taste sweet, when I kissed you that night, it was like honey,

One stupid mistake. My fingers hovered over the screen, trembling. My vision blurred as I read the message again, slowly, letting the words sink in. A breathless, bitter laugh escaped me. "Right. A little mistake," I muttered. I didn't even care about the part where he said he loved her more. What burned was him calling it one stupid mistake. "Sleeping with my best friend," I whispered, a shaky, humorless laugh catching in my throat. "Just a little mistake." My thumb hovered over the screen, the taste of bitterness sharp on my tongue.

He smiles at me, and I look away. “What’s up?” He stumbles over his words a bit, trying to find the right ones. “I… I was just admiring your beauty.” I take a sip of my whiskey and let out a laugh. “That’s one of the worst pickup lines I’ve ever heard.” He doesn’t seem fazed. “That wasn’t a pickup line. It was a compliment.” I take a deep breath, amused by the situation. “Buddy, I know I’m beautiful and hot. I don’t need anyone to tell me that.”

I want to keep her mind off of Stacey and the perfect opportunity comes up when I hear a guy spilling out one awful chat-up line to a girl at the bar. "did you just hear that guy?" I chuckle out to her. "no, what did he say?" "he just went up to that girl at the bar and said if I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?" "oh no, haha, that poor girl!" her laugh lights up my world and I want to keep hearing it. "yup, what's the worst chat-up line that someone has used on you?" "hmm, Savannah, Mia, Paige and I went to Rogers bar a few months ago and a guy comes up to me while I was at the bar waiting for our drinks and said are you a parking ticket? because you've got FI