Novel & Cerita Stupid Pick Up Lines

He smiles at me, and I look away. “What’s up?” He stumbles over his words a bit, trying to find the right ones. “I… I was just admiring your beauty.” I take a sip of my whiskey and let out a laugh. “That’s one of the worst pickup lines I’ve ever heard.” He doesn’t seem fazed. “That wasn’t a pickup line. It was a compliment.” I take a deep breath, amused by the situation. “Buddy, I know I’m beautiful and hot. I don’t need anyone to tell me that.”

At least he's cute "You are totally my type of people. I'm Seth" "Why does everyone feel the need to tell me their names? Again, I didn't ask" "Chill. I saw you come in and I thought you looked familiar" "Can you at least be more creative?" "No. It's not a pickup line. Something about you seems familiar but I can't put my finger on it"

Let's pretend, and forever will pretend. "I don't think I know who you are, and where am I? I was at a party last night, and you... You kidnapped me!" I squealed in disbelief, half acting, but the other half I wasn't pretending. Last night, I got drunk at the party Nick invited me to, ended up being teased by Nate, and drowned myself in the pool. The man smiled slyly. "You were a stupid girl from the start. And probably will stay stupid, forever." His long fingers ran all over my face. I just looked at his handsome face, and had time to hold my breath. Too stupid, right?

I want to keep her mind off of Stacey and the perfect opportunity comes up when I hear a guy spilling out one awful chat-up line to a girl at the bar. "did you just hear that guy?" I chuckle out to her. "no, what did he say?" "he just went up to that girl at the bar and said if I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?" "oh no, haha, that poor girl!" her laugh lights up my world and I want to keep hearing it. "yup, what's the worst chat-up line that someone has used on you?" "hmm, Savannah, Mia, Paige and I went to Rogers bar a few months ago and a guy comes up to me while I was at the bar waiting for our drinks and said are you a parking ticket? because you've got FI