Stupid Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

he whispered. I threw back my head and laughed. “What the heck are you talking about?” I asked and laughed once again. Not satisfied, I hit him on his shoulders a couple of times. Playfully. “Aw…now, you're giving me your corny pick up lines. It won’t work on me, alright?” My hands stopped mid-air when I noticed Alpha Hughg watching me. I cleared my throat and put my hands at my side. “So…where is your next destination?”

Stupid to kiss the two most stupid boys in our stupid school. Yeah, stupid was the word of the day. And above it all, I was the one who ended up feeling stupid, because, at the end of the day, I was the stupid girl that kissed a guy she barely knew, gave a chance to a thief, and of course lost her family. Stupid me. dI groaned as Ally patted my back, and I shook my head, “I’m fine,” I grumbled, looking up at her momentarily. She gave me a pitiful look backed by an encouraging smile, “ it will get better you know,” she hummed.

Stupid fools! ***

While I smile like stupid. . .

Oh, look, my mantra has returned. Stupid. Stupid. STUPID! I felt the heat of frustration rising within me. How could I be so incredibly foolish? Just moments ago, everything had unfolded perfectly. Holly was cradled in my arms, her warmth radiating against me. I could still feel the thrill of our lips meeting in a passionate first kiss, a moment that felt electric and full of promise. Then, in an instant, my stupid mouth fucked it all up, revealing my secret in a careless slip.

I started reciting all the cringy, weird and perverted pick up lines I could think of, all the while watching the jerk King lose his cool. I put my hand over my heart to make my performance seem unfeigned, looking all touched and moved, a bit misty-eyed too. "DARLING, who'd have ever imagined you to be so naughty when you asked me if I sat in sugar because I've got such a sweet ass... I mean buttocks(I feared these primordials would mistake my ass for a donkey if I didn't enlightened them with the specifics). That I'm in all of your inappropriate..."

You're also a mess talking to hubby. "Why does it seem like it's my fault, you're the one to explain?" "I'm not stupid to explain, you're just STUPID!" He said with emphasis. "You are STUPID!" I shouted and emphasized the word stupid, who is he to call me stupid huh?! "You're more P*TANGINA!" Well, you want something like that huh, you thought I didn't know anything about that Ken, you're wrong because when it comes to that I'm good.

I tap his stomach with the wooden spoon and wink at him. He gasps and raises his eyebrows, "are you calling me 'fat'?" "No darling, I would never." I bite my lip, trying to hide the small smile from appearing and grab the pasta. Ready to set the table for dinner. "Bells..." He whispers as he laughs deeply at me. His arms wrap around my waist and he pulls me against his chest. "Josh! Look out, it's still hot." "Don't worry. You're way hotter." "Oh my God, that's even worse than the 'did u fall from heaven' pick-up-line." I laugh.

Read me, stupid!

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.