Novel & Cerita Stupid Pick Up Lines

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

he whispered. I threw back my head and laughed. “What the heck are you talking about?” I asked and laughed once again. Not satisfied, I hit him on his shoulders a couple of times. Playfully. “Aw…now, you're giving me your corny pick up lines. It won’t work on me, alright?” My hands stopped mid-air when I noticed Alpha Hughg watching me. I cleared my throat and put my hands at my side. “So…where is your next destination?”

“Boring.” It wasn’t surprising that he was mocking them. The contents of these little notes were utterly unoriginal, filled with cheesy pick-up lines. Some asked directly for her contact details, while others were more detailed: “I’m the guy sitting at your seven o’clock. If you turn around, we’ll be friends.” There were even some who gave their phone numbers directly, listing their height, weight, and hobbies, and claiming they had no bad habits, no ex-girlfriends, and were as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

Alex: I winced. So he knows? "Is there a problem?" I couldn't hide the smile, tugging at my lips. "Are your out of your mind? You're making this worse than it already is! I won't let you mess with my woman, do you understand?" "Dude, chill. I'm not trying to mess with anyone. But if I were, I'd probably start by using a better pickup line than 'you're messing with my woman'." I replied and I heard the sound of a glass shattering.

I asked with a stupid smile impossible to be erased from my face. He chuckled and kissed my cheek. “Because you light up my dark sky with different colors?” I scoffed and laughed it off. “What a corny pick-up line,” I mumbled making him laugh as well. He hugged me tighter and kissed my temple. “I’m not dreaming, right?” he whispered. “I am not going to wake up now and see that everything is a dream, right?”

and I think I was beginning to love him. Another special charm of his was his habit of sending me the corniest pickup line. It doesn’t matter what time of the day it is; he will always send one, and they are such a mood booster for me. It was on such an occasion that Liam found me. I was in my office, sitting on my desk, and swinging my legs as a child. He had messaged me that he got the perfect lines, and I was waiting to hear it out. "Hmm, I don’t know if I want to know what is going on here." Liam eyed me as he saw me. "What is making you all excited and giggly? That is very unlike you."

“I don’t know. I feel like I scared you last night. I was waiting for your reply” I immediately released a soft chuckle in direct response to Xavier. “Right. Those pick-up lines are corny as fuck.” I voiced out not really wanting to admit the fact that he did got me with those cheesy lines. Of course I’m not going to just tell him that I almost ran out of air because that’s basically me giving in. I’m not like one of those fickle and gullible girls who would easily fall for someone who’s just spitting corny pick-up lines. “Or maybe...” Xavier stepped right in front of me drenched with such vanity which somehow suited him.

Aiden picked up on the first ring and the first words that came out of his mouth were, "please tell me you did not do anything stupid." "Well, it depends on what you call stupid."

"That's a terrible pick-up line." "It's not a pick-up line." No humor in his voice now. Just that quiet intensity that made my skin tingle. "I want to know who you are. The woman who stood outside my building for four hours to tell me she didn't want my money. The woman who looks at a restaurant like this like it's a foreign country. The woman whose hands are calloused from work but whose eyes haven't learned to stop hoping." I stared at him. "That's... that's the most ridiculous thing anyone's ever said to me."

"It was painful forcing myself to laugh at his lame jokes and pick-up lines. If I knew what he did to you, I honestly would have told him off a long time ago." "You laugh at my lame pick-up lines," I point out with a mischievous grin, tuning back into the conversation. She rolls her blue eyes at me. "Not to flatter you but as I've said before, I knew you were something special the second I saw you stumbling like an idiot to your car." My grin slowly fades away. "How was that supposed to flatter me, AJ? You literally just called me an idiot." She laughs in response. "If the term fits...."