Stupid Superhero Novels & Stories

Or an alien? I know, I know. I am stupid. Like, this is so cliche. This is how most characters in a cliche movie gets killed. And I am doing it. Why? Curiousity. And I want to satisfy my curiousity. Like, what's with the sound? Yeah. You're stupid. Why do you even get A's? Stupid brain insulting me.

How dare he calls me stupid! He thrust his angry face into mine. “Then what if I shifted without knowing? What if someone saw me? So many ‘what ifs’, and you didn’t even think of one! How stupid can you get? You’re not Dirty Rosey—you’re Stupid Rosey!” Frustration shot up my chest. “I’M NOT STUPID! AND I’M NOT YOUR TOY!” His eyes widened with realisation. “So that's what this is all about.”

It looked like your average soda, which meant he had a few more screws loose than I originally thought. "Whoa, there." I had to calm him down. "Auras. No, I think that would be way cool." Uber-polite Dante was way better than hanging-by-a-thread Dante. He ran a hand over his face, pausing as if fighting for control. "And like every superhero, we have a weakness," he continued. When he opened his eyes, they looked sad, yet resigned somehow. "We all have the same weakness?" For some reason, I felt like he was being straight with me.

Nathan chuckled and said, “Stupid is as stupid does.” Crystal: “Then you must be the stupidest man on the planet. Here, let me ask you a few questions: Am I a plaything when I am called a plaything? They say Helen is your fiancée. So, is she your fiancée? What if I said I was your mother and Helen didn’t have your baby? If you could not answer my questions, wouldn’t that prove that you are stupid?”

Lucas forced his elbow to remove his hand from Theo's shoulder. "What genius math?! "He said I'm stupid in math!" But the truth is, Lucas is not joking. Theo has always been known as a math genius because he consistently participated in math contests from elementary school to high school. That's why sometimes they don't know if he's just being generous every time he says he's stupid at math. Or it's just boasting. Yes, everyone knows that Theo's arrogant side is very loose.

Even if he didn’t know his way out, he would stay out of the way. “Yes, I am a coward,” the Heavenly Pistol Shrimp shrugged coolly and said. There was a small smile on his face as he spoke, for he cared little of the opinion of one whom he had just met, much less a person from the Mini Giant Race, a race famed for their lack of intellect and their decision to resort to using their fists in every single situation.

“Not dangerous.” “Not dangerous,” she repeats, her full lips looking so damn kissable, it’s all I can do not to claim that pouty mouth. “Right.” “Special how?” “Uh…” I remember that I picked up my motorcycle in front of her— something I wouldn’t have done if I hadn’t just flipped over a car and landed on my head. “I’m just really strong. And I heal fast. Kinda like a superhero.” A superhero. Wow. That’s a great line. I don’t know why I don’t use that more often with the women.

He makes a face, as if he doesn't understand why I said that. "I've told you before, I don't want it to happen. It's gonna be awkward, and scary. Scary because I'm gonna lose my best friend over something so trivial. So what if I have bad first time? Most people have it and they're just fine. They live just fine, move on with other guys, so yeah, you're stupid." He nods once signalling he gets the message but then smiles. He fucking smiles when I called him stupid again. See, he really IS stupid.

Sophia greets me with a warm smile and a hug, and we spend the next few hours chatting and laughing over coffee, Sophia telling me stories of when she and Adrian were little and all the funny things he did. "Here's one I can never forget. When Adrian and I were little, he was obsessed with superheroes. He spent hours running around the house in a cape, pretending to save the world. One day, One day our mom took him and i to the grocery store, and Adrian insisted on wearing his superhero costume. As we walked through the aisles, Adrian kept his eyes peeled for any signs of trouble. Suddenly, he spotted a man with a black ski mask over his face, and he knew he had to act fast. He charged at th

“No, thank you. I’m an excellent driver.” Theo looked at her. Claire placed one hand on her waist. Then raised her other fist in the air. She struck a dramatic pose. Theo stared at her. Claire’s chin lifted. “I am a superhero.” Theo blinked. Then he grinned. “You look stupid.” Claire’s eyes widened. “What?” “I said you look stupid.” “Take your ticket.” “No.” “Theo.” “You insulted me first.” “I laughed at you.” “Exactly.” “That is not the same thing.”