Stupid Superhero Novels & Stories

Chapter Two Of all the friends that Sam had me introduced to, I particularly had a liking for Felix. He was unique in a way and we seemed to share the same interests, like the love for superheroes, most specifically the Superman guy. Eventually, we got bored of playing soccer and some of the kids we were playing with headed to their homes. It was too early for us to go home, so we decided to play Hide and Seek afterwards, a game in which you hide and someone has to find out where you are. It was only the three of us, Sam, Felix and I. You know how the kids back in the rurals are always controlled by the city kids? Well, Felix and I hid and I made Sam look for us. After struggling, he finally

He dropped to his knees in front of me and grabbed the hem of my pants before breaking down in tears. “Xena, I was wrong… I was really wrong… I shouldn’t have been fooled by Winnie. I shouldn’t have targeted you… We grew up together. Please forgive me. Let’s start over… I’ll have my dad donate a building to the school. I can still get into Harrington University. We can still be together…” I looked down at him. He looked like a stray dog begging on the street. No. Even Champion was better than him. At least Champion was loyal.

Leo crashed to the floor, his technopath light sputtering and dying as he clutched his badly burned arm. The toxic blue smoke moved like a living predator, wrapping around Killian's massive body. The synthetic silver dust entered his bloodstream, targeting his inner beast. Killian felt his alpha strength draining away instantly. His muscles turned to water, and his legs buckled, sending his massive frame crashing heavily onto the cold concrete floor.

he replies smartly. What the fuck? Is this asshat giving me an attitude? And who knew they could be so good at sarcasm. “Hey now fucktard, I am the only one who can be a smartass!” I claim, placing my hand on my hip in annoyance. Alpha Cree and his irritating Beta approach the hill, presumably to rescue the damsel in distress they believe me to be. It’s more along the lines that they are messing up my curious conversation with the vampire man here.

She took the bouquet and, without warning, smashed it on my head. Petals fell before my eyes as I staggered and fell to the ground. Mocking words reached my ears. "Swain Duncan, you're just a loser who stole someone else's superpower! You really think I would marry you? Stop dreaming! My dad's a member of the base's middle management; my family's rich enough to buy a hundred men like you!" Jessica turned to the crowd and said indignantly while pointing at me, "Everyone, this is Swain Duncan, a big fat liar! He told me he had spatial power and tricked me into dating him, but he doesn't have any superpower at all!"

"Don't you see, your powers are too strong to be there in the world? We can't let you leave this island, Bash. It's not only for your own good but for everyone else too." "But I'm a superhero," Bash argues. "And you're a bully!" Bash sticks out his chest, proudly standing his ground. I can see the alpha energy surging from him. "STOP LYING and leave me and my mama alone, NOW!" he roars, using his alpha voice for the first time.

“Thomas Mayo, are you really stupid, or are you acting dumb? “Socrates? “You involve such stupid trash. Do you think you can successfully shirk responsibility? “You’re too naive, aren’t you?”

It was mostly his friends who did the physical bullying, but sometimes Steve would intervene and stop them. He wasn't really a bad boy, just a teenager like me. Suddenly, Maggie interrupted us with a serious expression on her face. "Listen guys, I have to tell you something," she said, and we stopped to listen. "I found out who hurt you," she said, worry etched on her face. "It was Russia's most powerful mafia king, Sebastian Federico. His men are the ones who hurt you both." "You've got to be kidding me!" I exclaimed, unable to believe what I was hearing.

“I do?” “Yep. Researchers from Binghamton University in the US published a study just two months ago titled ‘Captain Dorito and the bombshell: Supernormal stimuli in comics and film’. It proved that, based on BMI data, the average male superhero of Marvel is obese while the average female superhero is underweight – with big boobs.” “Dang.”

I grab a pillow to bring it to my face and start hitting myself with it "God how could I be so stupid" I scream into the plush pillow