Stupid Superhero Novels & Stories

“No! No! On the left!” “Use the sniper!” “I said left!” “No! Now we’re dead! It’s game over! We lost the game!” “How could the great-genius Stefano lose a simple game?!” “What simple?! It’s hard and also stupid! What kind of person would be alive even after five shots of bullet? Is that dude immortal?” “It’s a game character! It’s fictional! What kind of boring life did you live that you don’t even know how game logic works?!”

The next words that came out of his mouth surprised me. 'As if. Even an insane person will tell who was in who's the way. Is he stupid? Of course, He is! Otherwise, no one would come up with such a bad excuse.' "Did you just called me Stupid?" "Oh, God! Don't tell me I said that out loud." "Stupid girl. God can not answer you. But just for your information, you did say it out loud."

I try to stop him from walking so I can explain about my friends' behaviour but he keeps on moving as if I'm a mere fly. "Please let me babysit this weekend. I'm sorry for what happened just now. I promise I'm a good babysitter." I plead when I finally get his attention. I swear I feel like I'm trying to stop Captain America instead of just a guy. Or does he actually have super power? Super strength like Captain America? Thor? You got the same build anyway. "I need to leave now." I feel like crying when he leaves without any assurance on my babysitting job this weekend.

he replies smartly. What the fuck? Is this asshat giving me an attitude? And who knew they could be so good at sarcasm. “Hey now fucktard, I am the only one who can be a smartass!” I claim, placing my hand on my hip in annoyance. Alpha Cree and his irritating Beta approach the hill, presumably to rescue the damsel in distress they believe me to be. It’s more along the lines that they are messing up my curious conversation with the vampire man here.

She took the bouquet and, without warning, smashed it on my head. Petals fell before my eyes as I staggered and fell to the ground. Mocking words reached my ears. "Swain Duncan, you're just a loser who stole someone else's superpower! You really think I would marry you? Stop dreaming! My dad's a member of the base's middle management; my family's rich enough to buy a hundred men like you!" Jessica turned to the crowd and said indignantly while pointing at me, "Everyone, this is Swain Duncan, a big fat liar! He told me he had spatial power and tricked me into dating him, but he doesn't have any superpower at all!"

"I didn't realize how much I needed a good laugh." We are still watching him. Neither one of us is laughing. "It was a joke, right?" "Well, we aren't aliens," I admit. "But we aren't exactly normal wolves either." "We're superheroes!" Bash interrupts. "I have superpowers!"

Demonte’s POV: What the fuck? It was an insane vegetable love story. I was supposed to show her some romantic movie but what the hell was this. All of a sudden a lady finger emerged along with some cucumbers and sung and dance hilariously in front of us. I had never seen something so much stupid and something so much rubbish in my whole life. Was it for real? How can they make such and stupid story where cauliflower falls in love with stupid cabbage and the villains of it are some weird looking pumpkins and the eggplant are their stupid wedding invitees.

“Thomas Mayo, are you really stupid, or are you acting dumb? “Socrates? “You involve such stupid trash. Do you think you can successfully shirk responsibility? “You’re too naive, aren’t you?”

It was mostly his friends who did the physical bullying, but sometimes Steve would intervene and stop them. He wasn't really a bad boy, just a teenager like me. Suddenly, Maggie interrupted us with a serious expression on her face. "Listen guys, I have to tell you something," she said, and we stopped to listen. "I found out who hurt you," she said, worry etched on her face. "It was Russia's most powerful mafia king, Sebastian Federico. His men are the ones who hurt you both." "You've got to be kidding me!" I exclaimed, unable to believe what I was hearing.

“I do?” “Yep. Researchers from Binghamton University in the US published a study just two months ago titled ‘Captain Dorito and the bombshell: Supernormal stimuli in comics and film’. It proved that, based on BMI data, the average male superhero of Marvel is obese while the average female superhero is underweight – with big boobs.” “Dang.”