Super Craig South Park Novels & Stories

"Is this about Heather? Craig, it's my birthday! Are you going to abandon me for her?" Earlier, when Craig had pulled out his phone, she had seen the name "Hattie" on the screen. The intimate nickname stung, especially since she was only saved in his contacts as "Selena". It hurt deeply because she was his legal wife. "I'm sorry I can't be here for your birthday," Craig said. "We're investigating a feud between the Simpsons and Snyders. It's tied to the person responsible for my family's deaths. I really have to go."

Thug One ~”Look at these two goddamn idiots. Thug Two ~”Walking straight into our hands.” Drake ~”Who is you god damn idiot.” Thug Two ~”This is fucking hilarious.” Thug One ~”The biggest mafia boss has the dumbest crew members.” Matthew ~”Who the fuck are you calling dumb. Wait until I get fucking loose here.” Drake ~”You fucking dumb asses are dead.” They are creating a long enough distraction to get us in, it would be even better to get their boss to come out but that probably ain't going to happen.

"It’s a battle of the smartest men. If they want to play wise, we just play wiser." "But Grant will still hold thirty." "I doubt even Penny can stop his father once he learns I hold the rest." "Alright. That’s a good plan." He chuckles with a nod. "Risky but good. If we manage to make it work, we might actually succeed, but if not—" "Don’t." I stop him before he can finish. "It’ll work. It has to." Zack smiles and shifts his chair back. "I knew you’d come around. I’ll get to the Michele’s."

So I immediately picked them up. "Did you really gossip during work hours ?!" I said in a high tone of my voice. They bowed down and separated from each other. "I'm sorry sir Tyler, we just talked for a while" an assistant apologized. I frowned and called Craig.Craig is a Driver and has also been my best buddy for a few years. He is the only one who understands my evil side. "Craig!" I called him. I saw him hurrying down the stairs. Craig is two years older than me, He is 40 years old and married.He has three children.

It seems to be a list, but a list of what exactly? I place the piece of paper back on the table and pick up the phone. Before I get a chance to analyze it, the phone begins to ring. I answer it tentatively, not making a sound as I raise the phone to my ear. As I suspected, the package is from Craig, which is confirmed as I hear his demonic voice on the other end of the phone. "You may see me as a sadist, but rather I consider myself a visionary." Craig says, making my eyes roll. Of course he considers himself a bloody visionary. He's so clouded by his rein of terror, that he's missed the plot.

"Uncle Mike, please, you have to help me. I just graduated. I can't afford to be out of work." Uncle Mike rubbed his chin, his eyes roaming hungrily over my body. "Tell you what—I'll do you a favor. Let me give you some early training for the position." "H-How?" I asked, my heart pounding with excitement at the wicked look in his eyes. He grabbed my backside, a wicked grin spreading across his face. "By letting you experience what it's like to be a real woman. And this time, you can't clench up and keep me out."

So many topics were created. #NancyExaggeratedWeddingMoney130KActually1300 #GroomKicksPregnantBrideCausingMiscarriage Some shot to the top of trending lists, racking up millions of discussions within just a few hours. Netizens were furious. [My god, I've really seen it all now. Even monsters can disguise themselves as people these days?] [This is ridiculous. Doesn't he know how much money his own family has? What kind of idiot is he?]

Craig and Verna's scandal went viral after full media coverage, dominating trending lists across all platforms. The public utterly detested Craig for being ungrateful, bigamous, for murdering his own child, and for plotting against his family. He became the poster boy for hypocritical, toxic men everywhere. Whenever strangers mentioned him, they did so with clenched teeth and undisguised disgust.

* * 🙈🙈 Is master Craig gonna let Tanya join master Dean's group? Next episode dropping today after 800 likes and 50 shares 🚶🚶

Jake shrugged,just then someone shouted from afar. “Celinah,oh my gosh” It was Chris,Jake's twin brother who is actually gay .He was carrying two distinctive bags in his hands full of girlie shopping. He dropped the bags on the ground next to Jake and embraced me tightly . “Ohh girl,how have yoh been” He smiled holding my hands,Jake grimaced. “Am fine Chris,I can see you gleaming gal” I taunted,Chris grinned while turning slowly. “You can say that again”