Tagalog Jokes 2022

Quinlee Velez has a wealthy but miserable life, despite of that she has a boy bestfriend who is one call away in times of distress and trouble. She always has things planned out to pursue and reach her dreams until one day she meets a guy named Zik, with a contract that ties the knot and who shatters her plans. Felt she was doomed to a life of extreme unhappiness. Marriage is normally one’s happily ever after in the movies but for them it’s a complete opposite of what other’s expect. Are they going to survive? Or ends in break-up and walk in separate ways? All right, let’s see!

Ang pagmamahal ng isang ina ay hindi masusukat ng ruler. Buhay ang mawawala ang magiging kapalit naman nito ang buhay ng nasa sinapupunan niya. Isang gagawin ang lahat para sa anak. Being a mother can be tough, but always remember in the eyes of your child, no one does it better than you. Even when her soul is tired, I will always find strength for her children. Motherhood is amazing. And then it is really hard. And then it is incredible. And then it is everything in between. So, hold onto the good, breathe through the bad, and welcome the wildest and most wonderful ride of our life. Ang pagmamahal ng isang anak sa magulang ay may hanganan kapag ang tiwalang pinagka-loob...nasira... Ang pangungulila ng isang anak sa magulang ay may mga tanungan na gustong masagot. A daughter's love is one of a father's true joys. The love of a daughter for her father is second to none. The mother was her role model before she even knew what that word was. The mother’s love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of the greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in her children. Ang isang pagmamahal ng ama ay walang pinipiling panahon para makasama ang pamilya na gusto niyang mabuo. Fathers are the first friend you make and the last love of your life. A father's love is eternal and without end. The happiness of his, is their children. The highest honor the father could ever receive is being called father.

Akihiro Tetsuya is a man with uncontrollable sex anxiety. Kaya naman hindi na niya na mabilang kung ilang babae na ba ang natikman ng kanyang alagang si Polaris. Well, hindi naman mahalaga sa kan'ya ang bagay na iyon. The important thing is, nairaraos niya ang sarili at napupunan ang kanyang sex craving. Until one time in his mission, nakilala niya si Kiah, ang babae na sinagip niya sa The Hidden Paradise. Isang club kung saan pawang mga high-paid prostitutes ang nagbibigay ng panandaliang aliw sa mga kalalakihan. Dahil sa awa at simpatya sa dalagang probinsyana, ay inalok niya itong tumira sa kan'ya at mamasukan bilang kasambahay. Pero sino ang niloloko niya? Alam niyang kaya niya inalok ang babae dahil attracted siya sa magandang katawan at perpektong dibdib nito. Magagawa pa ba niyang sawayin si Polaris gayong minu-minuto ay natutukso siya sa very innocent, charming, at "braless" na si Kiah?

Astrid Naomi Wadler only loved one person. And that is Leviticus Galford. But after one unfortunate night she found out the real Leviticus Galford. Behind his handsome and innocent face there is hiding inside it. The man she adored and desire is a man who breaks the million hearts of the girls around him! But when she was about to forget Levi it was the time where the man always appear beside her...playing with her...tempting her...and trying to burn her. Will she ever survive the fire that Levi brought her? What if that fire slowly turned into something more precise?

The De Leon's anual ball is coming, and Miranda's mom is hellbent on pursuing one of the De Leon's prided bachelors to be her son-in-law. Unfortunately, Miranda is her only daughter. Mayroon lamang siyang 0.1 poryentong tyansa na masungkit ang kahit isa sa mga anak ng Don. Lalo pa sa ugali ni Miranda na si-siga-siga at kilos lalaki. 'Sasakit lang ang ulo mo, Maman!' Gayunpaman, no one can deny an Isle their incredible beauty and slyness. Alam ni Miranda na naghihirap na ang kanilang pamilya ngunit para sa kaniya, hindi itong sapilitang daan ang sagot sa mga problema nila. "What?" bulalas ni Shanelle, "You'll—" "Steal." Ngumiti si Miranda. "Habang nagsasaya silang lahat, nanakawin ko ang maliit na parte ng yaman nila." Miranda expected Shanelle to be horrified. Surprisingly, the girl nodded. "Kung 'yon ang gusto mo." Somehow, Miranda felt that there's something wrong with her abrupt acceptance of her evil, well-thought plan. Ngunit hindi na iyon mahalaga. Kailangan niyang maghanda, sa maraming paraan.

Pagkatapos nang panloloko ni Stefan kay Eli dahilan nang pagkamatay ng anak niya, nagsumikap siya upang maging isang magaling na Doctor. Makalipas ang limang taon, pagtatagpuin silang muli sa pinaka-komplikadong sitwasyon. Gagawin kaya ni Eli na sagipin ang buhay ng asawa ng taong nanakit sa kaniya noon?

"Run Athena, run!" the arrogant voice I can hear all over the place. "Or else I devour you. Make you mine. Only Mine. I don't care if you don't love me back. You have no choice. I choose you to be mine!" I run but only the monster voice approaching me. I scream for a help but only his demonic laugh I can hear. Until I stumble. I am about to raise again in my foot but as I lifted my gazed, he was standing in front of me. "I have three words for you. This is only your option. COME WITH ME." @Death Wish Cover is not mine, all respect and praise to the owner. You may also read my other novels: Taming the Dangerous CEO The Devilish Billionaire Fated to Marry the Devil Thank you so much and Enjoy!

Everyone wants to be me. Who wouldn't? I've got the looks, sexy body, money and Andrew Maru Ottave, my husband. Pero kung malalaman lang siguro nila kung sino at ano talaga ang nangyayari sa buhay ko, hindi ko alam kung gugustuhin pa nilang maging ako. Simula pagkabata ay alam ko na ang aking magiging kapalaran. Wala akong karapatan na mamili kung sino ang gusto kong makasama habambuhay. Dahil sa huli ang mga magulang ko pa rin ang magdedesisyon kung sino ang aking mapapangasawa. It's not a new thing with the elite. My parents are also a product of an arranged marriage. They marry for business and had a child for business. And just like my mom, I will also be a Business Wife.

Zyle Castillo was raised to become a gentleman. He used to work as a courier of a post office when his path crossed to the thin, clumsy yet gorgeous woman named Arila Collins. Their interests will brought them together until the small spark ignite into a sweet, fiery fire. But the summer was soon to end and there are things that hadn't been discussed yet. They need to do things fast, before it's too late. Before all they can do is to regret and ask what ifs. Or maybe it's just another summer love.

Sandro Villanueva, a professional, handsome and hot diver accidentally saw a mysterious beautiful woman floating in a coast area. Si Aaliyah Garcia ang babaeng ‘yon, galing siya sa isang napakamayamang pamilya pero dahil sa pagpilit ng kaniyang mga magulang na magpakasal siya sa isang lalaking hindi naman niya mahal ay napilitan siyang tumakas na humantong sa sa muntik na niyang pagkalunod sa dagat nang tumaob ang speed boat na sinakyan niya. Laking pasasalamat niya sa pagkakasagip sa kaniya ni Sandro. Dahil sa kagustuhan niyang hindi bumalik sa poder ng kaniyang mga magulang ay minabuti niyang magpanggap na may amnesia. Minabuti ni Sandro na kupkupin muna ang babae hanggang sa bumalik na ang ala-ala nito at dahil na rin na-love at first sight siya sa taglay nitong kagandahan. Aaliyah wanted to change her life, at nakita niyang matutulungan siya ni Sandro para isakatuparan ito. They fall in love with each other, pero hindi magtatagal ang inaakala nilang masaya at tahimik na buhay nila sa isla. Aaliyah’s secrets will hunt her, this will shake their relationship. Will he still manage to look at her the same way after knowing everything or he will fight for their love?