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“Waking up in your man's arms fulfills a need far more than sex every could. It's the best thing ever.” — Madel David

Sa sobrang kalasingan ni Drei ay hindi sinasadyang may nangyari sa kanila ng kanyang katulong sa bahay ngunit hindi malalaman ni Drei na ang katulong nya ang kanyang nakasiping dahil pag gising niya ay wala na siyang katabi at hindi niya maalala ang mukha ng dalaga na kanyang nakasama. Gusto niyang panagutan ang nangyari sa kanila dahil bukod sa birhen ang babae ay maari pang mabuntis ito dahil isa lang ang sigurado niya , hindi siya gumamit ng proteksyon ng gabing iyon. Paano maitatago ni Lianna ang kanyang pagbubuntis na bunga ng isang gabing pagkakamali kung ang pinagtataguan nya ng kanyang lihim ay kasama lang nya sa iisang bubong ang amo niyang si Alexandrei Zanders.

A Beta is weak. Ordinary. He didn't have an Alpha's might or strength. Nor did he have the beauty and splendor of an Omega. But a Beta can love too. Jillian is a beta. It was impossible for her to avoid meeting Alvin. The Omega Alvin desired left him for unknown reasons, but Jillian looks strikingly similar to the Omega Alvin adores. So he took a chance and jumped into his arms, expecting to be treated as a toy, a substitute. Jillian fully knew what she was jumping into. Yet it was love. 'I'm hoping for at least a little love.' He was willing to give up his freedom for the love of his life. ... Years have passed. Alvin had never loved her. The millionaire CEO of the city's largest company, the dream alpha of many omegas. He was just a regular beta, so it's no surprise. Nonetheless, he clung to that torturous love, selling out his body for him to use, like a prostitute for love. Will He ever understand? The Alpha he craves does not deserve him in the least.

Menjalani hubungan tanpa ikatan dan tanpa perasaan, tidaklah semudah yang di bayangkan. Dari awal, Karin dan Pasha sudah sepakat, bahwa hubungan mereka hanyalah sebatas teman yang saling berbagi kesenangan di kala penat dalam mengejar impian. Akankah tumbuh cinta di antara keduanya?

21+ Abinaya Sutedja. Hobinya foya-foya. Cucu semata wayang pengusaha ternama bernama Tomi Sutedja. Tidak mau dijodohkan dengan lelaki pilihan kakeknya, membuat Naya mengikuti saran gila dari temannya. Kakeknya butuh cicit untuk meneruskan perusahaan dan Naya tidak mau terikat hubungan pernikahan. Maka hanya satu solusinya. Mencari lelaki tampan yang mau menghamilinya.

After being brutally dumped by her boyfriend Rafael, Lyra goes to an upscale bar to drown her sorrows. What she doesn't know is that her own sister, Cassandre, lured her there with a dark intention: to take advantage of her vulnerability to drug her with an aphrodisiac and then sell her to a pervert. Under the influence of the substance, Lyra completely loses control and spends an intense night with a stranger. In the early morning, overwhelmed by shame and confusion, she hurriedly leaves the room, leaving a 100-euro note and a note of defiance: "You are worth no more." But for Alexandre, CEO of a powerful group, that night marks a turning point. He is determined to find this young woman with the fiery gaze. However, on his quest, a car accident plunges him into amnesia. Two months later, barely recovered, he resumes the investigation and goes to the address he was searching for before the drama. There he meets Cassandre, who, without the slightest hesitation, impersonates her sister by claiming to be the mysterious one-night lover. But lies come at a price.

️ WARNING ️ MATURED CONTENT ️ The heart craves for whatever it wants, Good or bad— Tiffany had a long time secret Crush on her uncle, who looked more manly and handsome than all the guys she met. She vows to make him her man, hook or crook. Opportunity presents itself, as her parents suddenly had an urgent business outside the country, and had to travel, leaving her in her uncle's house, for a month. Things get intense, as her uncle turns out to enjoy her advances towards him, but can't let things go further, because of their relationship. Will Tiffany be able to finally conquer him or will their relationship be a barrier??

Due to the pressure their fathers put on them, they are forced to be married, to join the two Mafia families. However, Sofia eventually learns that even the devil once was an angel. a/n: I hope you'll enjoy this more romantic than mafia book.

Hope Carter is a quiet, good-natured journalist who lives with her sister, Julie. They have lived together and alone for many years, Hope always does her best to help her sister. Her life is turned upside down when she has the opportunity to interview one of the country's biggest criminals, Castiel Reed. But, something goes wrong, and she finds herself in a big mess, she will have to be the person she never thought she would be to protect her lovely sister tooth and nail.

Ellana Barquez is a known introvert. She was detached from everyone including her own sister, Marose Barquez. She fancied anything that has something to do with mysteries and that is the reason why she is being called 'impossible'. But something phenomenal happened wherein she uses her knowledge to fight for their lives. A zombie apocalypse tumbled into their place that pushes her to be someone she doesn't even imagined to become. Will she be able to take and accept the calling, be a sister, for once, to her younger sibling and help themselves survive? Or end up being vulnerable and defeated? How will that unfortunate occurence help them changed? Will the reconciliation between Ellana and Marose will finally be served?