Tell Me A Filipino Joke

"Katerina?" My vision shrinks to a pinprick. "You're insane. Straight up insane." "I've thought that myself, many times, in fact. But in this case, I'm clear-headed. Marry me, Katerina." "Never!" "You seem to be under the impression that I'm asking. I'm not. I'm telling you to marry me." ------------------- When a night-out with her best friend, Fabiola, leads to her witnessing a murder, stubborn, sassy and hot-headed Katerina Kozlov shrugs it off as a bad dream. But when the murderer shows up to buy her store and even goes as far as kidnapping her for his own personal purposes, she realizes that she may be in far more trouble than she'd initially bargained for. As pakhan of the Ivanovsky Bratva, Sasha Ivanovsky is not only ruthless but has the entire city underneath his thumb. When there's a witness to one of his numerous crimes, he sets out to subdue her, but finds out that Katerina Kozlov is unlike any other woman or victim he'd had to deal with before. For one, she's got a very sharp mouth. Two, she holds the key to him finally taking down a generational enemy, Yevgeniy. His plans take a shift, but he'll need one thing from Katerina to ensure a smooth sailing. Her submission.

One night, Pollynia Lackris is snuggled up in her cozy queen-sized bed. The next morning, she wakes up naked, cheeks spread, With a drop-dead gorgeous man in between her legs. She thought the worst thing that could happen was her parents getting butchered by a rival pack. Wrong. Now she’s stuck with an Alpha who can’t go a full hour without touching her. She thought marriage would save her. She didn’t think she’d end up pinned to every surface in their house by a sex-obsessed Alpha with stamina of a wolf. ... “Rael, we’ve done it three times today!” she gasped, breath hitching as he lifted her off the ground. Again. He grinned, lips brushing her ear. “Okay then, let’s make it five.” A SLOW BURN. STEAMY ROMANCE NOVEL.

When Rose gets a chance to study a away from home,she is over excited to have an independent life way finally since it is what she has been dreaming about. Things are okay at the university and environment until she gets a lesbian roommate who changes every thing

"Who said I hated you?" It took me a moment before I could process what this man just said. "What do you mean you don't? Na-" He grabbed my hand suddenly and looked me in the eyes which caught me off guard. "You keep saying her name that it annoys me to the point that I just want to erase her existence." Is this man seriously telling me that he'll kill the female lead?

I always thought my boyfriend came from a poor family. One day, I saw him drink a bottle of wine worth 100,000 while tipping the waiter over 1,000. The watch he gave away without a second thought was worth millions. Yet, his gift for my birthday was a dirt-cheap trinket. He claimed it was a test to make sure I was not a gold digger. Later on, I proved that I was not a gold digger. That was when he begged and pleaded for me to accept his extravagant gift.

This box set includes all the books in The FlirtChat series for your binge-reading pleasure. Each woman finds her happy ever after with men who cherish, and worship her in and out of the bedroom. Book 1 - Daily Sext Seven men. One for every day of the week. A story too sexy to pass up. Chicago University newspaper is going under. I need to save it. Everyone says sex sells, and what is sexier than a polyamorous relationship? One woman. Multiple men. Now that’s how you sell papers. Book 2 - Triple Sext I get a text. One so dirty it drives my mind and body wild. I have to respond. And as the texts get dirtier, I have to wonder…who is this guy? Or is it three guys? Book 3 - Quadruple Sext Four brothers in Vegas. A fantasy far beyond anything I’d ever imagined, but now that it was in my head, I knew that I’d never forget it. I couldn’t resist the urge to let them do all the things that they’d promised in their texts. They wanted me; but they didn’t know who I was. Yet they were about to find out. Book 4 - Naughty Sext Bianca Young and her dad tried to cross us. They wanted to take my family for fools, and now they’re going to find out what three jocks like us will do with her beautiful body. You’ll find plenty of steamy scenes in this collection and feisty heroines who fall in love with men who will do anything for the woman who’s the center of their world.

"You are not my wife, you can never be my wife do you understand me?" his eyes filled with hatred shot daggers at her. "You are an imposter, a nobody, a thieve. During your days in this house, I don't want to feel you close, don't ever look at me, don't ever talk to me. When you hear the sound of my footstep, you run far" "Now get out." Genesis an average girl with plans ahead, she forged to achieve those dreams of hers after graduation. But the news of her upcoming marriage to Jordan Chase, the son of the most influential man in the state shattered those dreams. Her dreams were used to pay the price for her sister's medical bill. What happens to Genesis when it hits her that she was a trophy wife? How will she fight for her marriage when her husband is a cold hearted demon who loves another? Can a girl live such lonely life? Or would she rather run away than face her husband? Will love blossom or will this be another failed marriage?

Bos Vs Me menceritakan perseteruan yang berkelanjutan antara Srikandi sang sekretaris baru dengan Arjuna sang bos yang arrogant. Di antara mereka ada seorang pemuda yang selalu menolong Srikandi yaitu Bisma. Perseteruan itu bukanlah tanpa alasan, semua bermula ketika Tuan Bagaskara menggantikan Cantika---sekretaris kesayangan Arjuna yang sekaligus kekasihnya dengan sekretaris baru pilihannya yaitu Srikandi. Sejak saat itu, Arjuna selalu bersikap dingin, angkuh dan arrogant. Srikandi seringkali kesal dibuatnya. Bukan hanya masalah pekerjaan yang terkesan semena-mena tapi hal kecil apapun selalu menjadi alasan Arjuna agar bisa memaki Srikandi. Namun tanpa Arjuna sadari, perlahan benci itu bergeser dengan sendirinya. Disaat Bisma tengah sibuk menyusun strategi untuk mendapatkan hati Srikandi, Arjuna tiba-tiba muncul menjadi penghalang untuk setiap sepak terjangnya. Arjuna dan Bisma perlahan jatuh hati pada Srikandi. Akan tetapi ternyata Srikandi telah dijodohkan dengan Ridho yang ternyata merupakan lelaki yang telah meniduri Cantika---kekasih dari Arjuna. Cantika berharap Ridho akan setia dengannya, tapi ternyata lelaki itu lebih memilih jodoh yang dipilihkan orang tuanya yaitu Srikandi. Hubungan Srikandi dan Ridho semakin hari semakin dekat membuat Cantika cukup terluka. Namun dalam satu sisi, Ridho masih memanfaatkan Cantika hanya sekedar teman tidur dan pemuas nafsunya. Akan seperti apakah kisah mereka? Akankah Srikandi tetap menikah dengan Ridho? Ataukah Cantika akan menceritakan semua keburukan lelaki bermuka dua itu? Ataukah Srikandi akan jatuh hati pada Bisma atau Arjuna?

ROMAN FANTASI SUPRA NATURAL & MISTERI Seorang gadis cantik dengan kemampuan spesial bisa membaca pikiran berusaha kabur dari penculiknya yang berbahaya. Anelies adalah putri dari keluarga kaya yang diculik dari orang tuanya sejak masih bayi untuk dimanfaatkan kekutan spesialnya. Anelies berhasil kabur untuk menemukan orang tua kandungnya dengan cuma berbekal sebuah cincin milik sang ibu. Ternyata hidup di luar seorang diri sangat keras. Anelies justru terlibat banyak hutang pada seorang mucikari yang tega melelang keperawanannya pada raja kaya raya dari Timur Tengah untuk dinikahi. Anelies baru berumur 18 tahun, dinikahi Tuan Husain yang sudah berumur enam puluhan tahun. Pada malam pernikahannya Tuan Husain ditemukan tak bernyawa di atas ranjang, Anelies yang ketakutan kabur dari jendela. Sialnya, Anelies kembali tertangkap oleh putra Tuan Husain. Pangeran Serkan membawa Anelies untuk dipancung atas pembunuhan seorang raja. Tapi benarkan Pangeran Serkan akan menghukum Anelies? Atau malah terjadi sesuatu di luar rencana karena kemampuan spesial Anelies yang bisa membaca pikiran bakal sangat membantu Pangeran Serkan untuk membongkar pembunuh ayah nya? Serkan bersumpah akan melepaskan Anelies jika dia bisa mengungkap pelaku pembunuhan berencana atas ayahnya! Cerita ini andalah series ke 7 dari HOT BILLIONAIRE SERIES Urutan cerita: 1. HOT AND DANGEROUS BILLIONAIRE (season 1) 2. HOT NIGHT (seasons 2-6) 3. ME AND PRINCE (seasons 7-14 ongoing) Note: Meski cerita ini terinspirasi dari beberapa kisah nyata dan ada kesamaan nama untuk beberapa tokoh, cerita ini tetap seratus persen fiksi. Mohon jangan ada yang tersinggung. (Aku hanya akan menulis cerita tentang wanita-wanita yang tangguh karena aku ingin semua wanita menjadi hebat)

"Dont- DON'T TOUCH ME!" His frantic voice rang out through the store. Why now? Why did his heat have to come NOW?! Rayan Neel is a mistake of nature, a male omega. Omegas make up less than 5% of the world's population, and only about 1% of them are born male. Omegas in general are looked down upon as the lowest social class, and have only recently, as far as political timelines go, been given rights as citizens. The collar he wears both labels him and keeps him safe, but it doesn't make life easier. He doesn't need any help. He's perfectly capable of supporting himself, in spite of what he is. Sure, there's not much room for luxuries, but it's an okay life. No time for romance. Well, maybe just a little...