Terrible Puns Novels & Stories

Mikael Kane has lived for decades and has died every night of his twenty- fourth birthday as a result of a curse that had been placed upon him because of his decision to cherish his heart's desire, Blair. Decades after decades, he meets her. They fall in love over and over again with him dying simultaneously. Mikael becomes colder and a little less humane after each death and reincarnation. When they meet again in the 21st century reborn, can Blair be courageous enough to free him from this terrible curse?

Estelle Andres got lost while fleeing her abusive "partner" and wound up in the most dreaded pack in the paranormal community. She had only her senses to guide her. What would she do if Moore Corcoran the Alpha, claimed that she was his mate? Having lived alone for generations, Moore had given up in the dreams of ever finding a mate. But when he found out that he is gifted with a delicate, weak and fragile spouse, what would he do? Moore and Estelle must rebuild the fractured pieces of her heart and soul if they are to survive the terrible history that is catching up with them.

Rosalind, a young doctor, was excited when her long time crush and billionaire, James, accepted to marry her. Little did she know that was just a guise to make her nurse his love back to life. The minute his lover woke up, Rosalind was discarded. Torn, Rejected and hurt, she asked for a divorce, but he refused. What would Rosalind do when she find out all her life has been a terrible lie? And how would James win her back, after ripping her heart into two? Would she accept him back?

To cheer up his pretty assistant, my boyfriend brought her to attend a party. I had to bail him out after he was arrested by the police. The charge? Public indecency after consuming illegal substances. When I arrived at the police station to pick him up, he was still trying to comfort his assistant, paying no heed to the possibility that I might have seen the lipstick marks on his neck. After seeing that I wasn’t saying anything, my boyfriend assumed I was upset and explained impatiently, “Winnie was in a terrible mood that day, and I was just there to keep her company. We didn’t take part in any public indecency! It was the other guests who were messing about!” What a terrible excuse. If it was any other day, I wouldn’t be this calm. This time was different. I will no longer press him for answers like a mad woman. As I walked past the police station entrance, an officer looked at my boyfriend and his assistant, who were still all over each other. With eyes full of sympathy, he asked me, “Your partner?” I glanced at my boyfriend, whose focus was entirely fixated on Winnie, and shook my head. “No, just an acquaintance.” At that moment, Winnie was leaning against him, seeking his comfort. I pulled out my phone and texted my dad silently. “I agree to marry President Lee. I’ll leave the wedding preparation to you guys.” “I’ll be back in five days.”

**BOOK CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED** Imagine wanting to be with someone so badly that you become blind to how truly evil they are. Sadly, that was the case for Hannah McDonald. She had been searching for her dream man for years, but never found him. One day she meets Andy, the seemingly perfect, ideal partner. He's interesting, and older...Exactly what Hannah wanted... until his true colours start to come to light. Will Hannah realise whats going on and have the strength to escape her new lover before something so terrible happens, she'd never be able to recover from it?...

I met a boy when he was eight years old. I never believed that the boy with the incredible blue eyes would be my future husband. We grew up and promised to have a life together, which happened. There was nothing to predict that something terrible would happen on my wedding day. Heartbroken, I now find myself at a crossroads. Should I continue with the wedding, respecting our prenuptial agreement? Should I leave him at the altar for having damaged our bond and trust as a couple? And what’s worse. Should I escape from him with a secret that will bind us together for life?

One wild night with a stranger. It was number one on Krystal Miranda's list to get laid before settling down in Clayland. Then, she thought she had left her one-night stand behind in the past but fate had other plans. As she struggled to settle down in Clayland, she unexpectedly comes face to face with the man she had a one-night stand with. Torn between avoiding him and confronting him, she discovered that he didn’t remember her or anything about that night. Will their unexpected reunion lead to a second chance at love? Or will she suffer a terrible heartbreak?

The werewolf curse; a curse that condemns us to turn and gain our full strength only on the full moon is every werewolf’s dream to get rid of it. Seth’s mate, Daisy has never been accepted since she moved into the pack house. All the plots by some pack members to drive Daisy away came to a terrible end when Daisy took in and gave Seth an heir. And now, because of Seth’s sentiments, his child, Gabriel has to be bedridden till he reaches maturity and gets his wolf, it’s speculated that he’d be cured then.

The long-awaited continuation of Shandra's journey is here! Now that the Girl of Prophecy has managed to rescue the former fiancée of her beloved, besides having to deal with all the responsibilities of the supernatural world and better understand magic itself, she will have to deal with a terrible love triangle. Is Eluna a possible ally? Or an enemy to be stopped? What will Julian do about it? The Circle of Hell is more intent than ever on destroying their relationship, and old and new enemies are on the prowl to undermine the world's chances of being saved once and for all. Action, drama, suspense, and surprising twists and turns lie ahead: will she be able to handle it all?

It all started the night Sky made a terrible mistake. She had mistaken her fiancé’s rival for her fiancé and ended up in his bed. To protect her engagement and her image, Sky made a desperate decision. She struck a secret deal with the man she should never have touched a contract to spend ten nights with him, and after that, everything will be over. But what began as a simple game soon turned into an obsession. William never planned to let her go. He wanted her in every possible way, and he would stop at nothing to make her his.